Subway Customer Habits Which Piss Me Off

As most of you know, I work part time at Subway, the sandwich chain

not the outlet I work at

One thing I must tell you, after 6 months there, I honestly can say that I sometimes nearly lose faith in humanity altogether. People can be like, so damn stupid.

So today I shall summarise for you yes you all, the customers!, what pisses me of the most about serving people.



PEOPLE ON THE PHONE

f*cking put the phone down and order your sub properly and politely. or I will spit in it when you arent looking.... maybe, perhaps.

And why do people have friends on the phone and making the friends order on their behalf? isnt it super expensive to call? Why not text the stuff you want? Its cheaper faster and just better overall for me and you and your wallet.

PEOPLE WHO CANT READ/MAKE STUFF UP AND HOPE WE CAN PICK IT OUT OF MIDAIR

No, you are not that important that we will source for you some random chicken/beef style. AND READ THE MENU PROPERLY! We do not half chipotle steak we have steak and you can add chipotle later. And it is wheat bread, not wholemeal, or whole wheat. Wheat does not grow in halves. Its so irritating when people make up random stuff from words they picked off from the menu and ome other sandwich shop and then you attempt to clarify with them so you dont accidently make the wrong thing and then they get all pissy because they think you have no idea what they are talking about.

By the way, its pronouced CHEE PO TE LAY not chi pot tle.
And those chilli things have called HA LE PEE NIOS. not jalapenose.

Oh yeah, you know how Subway has jalepenos, capsicum and black pepper. You get some customers that say 'can I have peppers please' and in this case its like so issit jalepenos, capsicum or sprinkled pepper?! No people, use the proper names. I am not a guessing machine.

Also, its red onion by the way, not purple onion =_=

PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO THINK WE HAVE 250GB MEMORIES

I want a six-inch-honey-oat-with-swiss-cheese-toasted-chicken-teriyaki-and-all-salads-except-carrot-oninon-jalepenos-and-onion-and-olives-can-i-also-get-mayonnaise-and-honey-mustard-and-salt-only-thanks-and-i-needa-get-some-groceries-around-the-corner-ill-be-right-back-to-get-my-sub-ok


Yes you can get that, and a breadstick up your arse too.



PEOPLE WHO GET THEIR KIDS TO 'LEARN HOW TO ORDER'

I think this is fine, when theres NO LINE OF PEOPLE QUEING UP!

You know, the parent who nudges their scared as hell 6 year old up to the glass and says 'go on, tell the lady what you want!'

It makes it even worse when they line is out the door and you got this kid who takes 1 minute to say they want cheese, another minute to try to see into the sandwich unit etc.

No seriously, we are busy here, you can teach your kid at home. *grr*





So yeah, thats pretty mcuh sums up all the most annoying customers ever. Occasionaly you get people like health freaks who try to be healthy but end up getting triple bacon and extra mayo and you think wtf, you are so just fooling yourself.

Or then theres those classically funny ones who make you almost explode and spray blood everywhere by the things they say.

We once had a customer who asked for a footlong meatball, but in his tongue-tiedness, he ended saying 'Football Meatlong' 0_0!!!

Even after repeating it excatly like that back to him trying to get him to realise his mistake, he still doesnt realise we dont do footballs here. =_=

Or the old guy my boss got one day, 50 years old who came in with his wife. Upon ordering his 6"sub, he proceeds to boast that his penis is bigger than that 6"! I pity the wife. She probably wud have rather hidden in the oven than have been standing next to him! Or maybe just die on the spot.

I love work. 0_0