And you thought I wasn't Wacky...

I was looking through this joke site (see my recommended list) It has wacky things from different countries and the best jokes! And some of the strangest things Ive ever seen.

I almost got the shock of my life.... NO THIS IS NOT PORN.

And I thought I was sub-consciously PERVERTED -.-

No it is not a see through skirt. Apparently it was part of a rage some time ago in Japan where by females wore skirts with butts and underwear PRINTED on the skirt and it is not the actual butt. I honestly thought my eyes had some pervert thing going on inside that I wasnt aware of and that was why I had some magical power to see through clothing and I was so freaked out I actually considered going to the bathroom to wash my eyeballs out!

NOTE: I am a very pure and innocent girl.
SECOND NOTE: No you will never catch me wearing one of those. EVER.

Anyway, enough of that freak couture.

Apparently our school has a exchange thing with China and the library started a chinese exhibition to increase awareness of cheena culture. They borrowed a dragon dance costume and one of those porcelain doll heads that you see those kawaii girls prance around in during CNY like they are spastic or something, from a local chinese club. And then scattered ang baos everywhere.

Seriously, of all the doll heads they had to pick one which looked particularly horrigible. the grin, the super over-rouged cheeks and the eyes, It was early 8.30 in the morning and I wasnt exactly 100% awake yet so when I reached the library like I always do daily, and saw that thing staring down at me at the ENTRANCE of the library I got such a shock and had to try to control my pelvic floor muscles so as to not excrete a housebrick in my skirt.

I can honestly say that I think they should have paid me to stand up there on the display to model the true beauty of a chinese girl than hang that nightmare-inducing porcelain head there and freak the school population out What impression are they giving to the aussies? That chinese girls have big heads and love to pile on the blusher and have huge freak-ass eyes. Whats more I can change clothing everyday and I move and talk. HOWS THAT FOR BETTER, interactive, and easy on the eye!!! ^^

Also, my school has like the lowest number of asians in the whole of Perth probably. Theres only 3 cheena guys and 3 cheena girls including me. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR EYE CANDY. (The 3 guys are like full-on shorties, all 3 of us girls are taller as it is, so not worth the perve). MEH.

Then on Wednesday totally raced to the city to get my ball dress that I wont be needing for at least 6 more months ^^ (see previous post about THAT story) and walked till my ass hurt. Also, Reena had a blonde moment at the city that day that I forgot to mention.

Tamara : "Do you wanna go buy some icecream?"

Reena : *absent-mindedly cos shes looking at a chocolate shop* "What for?"

Tamara: *sarcastically* "To look at...Reena, we just gonna look at it, not eat it."



Thats what happens when you study too much. You say the darndest things.

Going on.....on Friday I went to the water fountain in school to get a drink, and some extremely smart person had figured how to turn the water pressure up so when I turned the tap thing just like a tiny bit I got a face full of icy cold water, right into my eyeball. -.- Had to go to class to ask for a tissue and nearly freaked out the student sitting near the door when I walked in face half wet and dripping.

Thank you so much to whoever that twit was. I really appreciate it, considering my face was pretty grimy by the end of the day. If he/she had even bothered to maybe squirt a few drops of detergent into the fountain that would have been perfect. TOTALLY.

Hows that for an interesting week.

And btw, my digital cam is like kinda working (trying to fix up the computer program for pic transfer) so hey you might get pictures soon! But dont get too happy.=)

-reena ^^