The Ang Moh Version of the Twit

Ok Reena's back ^^

Before I get to the twit story.......
Lately been soo busy what with a willion and one tests every minute such that I dont even have the time to do a #2. (and subsequently almost getting constipated somewhere along the way). Amazingly I managed to spend $60 on cow knows what (and I have yet to go through all my receipts to figure out where all my cash disappeard to!) LOL.

Ok, major dramas this week. Ok im exxagerating theres no major dramas but guess what I took a few pics of me in my new ball dress (!!) so im just PATIENTLY waiting for them to arrive in my email inbox. Nothing flashy actually. The trial model shoot day we were supposed to do was cut down to like 45 mins so there we were, raced to Amandas house straight after school. Mans... Mama drove me there. saw the road name so turned into it , her house number is 176 so we just thought the numbers started big but first numbered house was ...ONE. -.-

So drove like mad right around this humungous loopy road past hundreds of houses. Anyway, seeing we only had 45 mins, we like totally crammed ourselves into the itsy bathroom and did our hair and faces. HONESTLY IN 45 MINS... wiped a layer of foundation, slicked on a random pick of lippy and tried to curl my hair with a curling thong which took so long to heat up I could have gone out to find a boyfriend and come back only to find it at 50 degrees probably. LIKE FINALLY IT WAS HOT ENOUGH and seeing that I have never used a curling thong before, burnt my pinky and only managed to curl 2 curls which pretty much fell apart after 5 mins. So basically I ended up looking worse than before cos of the hassles and major chaos in the bathroom! LOL.

Then yesterday, I came onto msn only to find myself getting bombarded by insults by some aussie chick. You see, girl A was part of a media project grp for our MTV production. She honestly wouldnt work at all. Did absolutely nothing LORH , then when she found out we didnt stick her in the credits she decided in true twit style to bring along her PAI KIA khaki in a 3-way convo (REMIND U OF ANY SINGAPORE STEREOTYPE?) and shoot me with every form of the F-word that english language rules would accept (fucking fucker fuckish fuckering foockering fickering fackering?) Totally blew me off my chair with her impressive variety of vocabulary.

Let me show you the convo.
Girl A is Red
Girl B (her pai kia khaki) is Green
I am Blue.

Oi dont fuckin call my mate stuck up
I did not. Dont put words into my mouth
Yea u dumb ass cunt, dont fuckin say shit to Renee or ya will end up with a bullet in ya head.
I wanna know why you called her stuck up
Get this straight I didnt call you stuck up. Dig your ears deary.
yea no shit ay, dats wat u fuckin said
alright u can believe. i called her stuck up. i called her a whole mass of other words. I can do more.
aww wat a gay cunt
believe it. anyway im not like everyone else who throws vulgarities around to show off their great command of english.
oi mans get ova urself
i have. u havent
aww fuck off
aww is that all you know how to say?
nah i got a lot more fkn things to say u fkn goot
sure. go ahead. Im all ears
honestly honey, u need a much more varied vocab to tell me off. I myself know like 20 forms of vulgarities. and u need better sentence structure. Your current technique aint working cos I dont feel angry.
shut up
meh ^^

then girl B stopped replying.
and so Reena emerges victorious. As you can see, Girl B was getting kinda flustered. Lets just say I had fun. Hope she comes back again today ^^ Do you realise she only knew like 'fcuk' and 'cunt'? SHEESH AND SHE TRIES TO TAKE ME DOWN WITH ONLY 2 VARIETIES.

Meh even the act cute twits in Singapore can do better. With tok kong terminology such as
chao chee bai , pua chee bai (all something to do with vaginas....)
lim bei ka li kong (my father/mother tell u ah)
come 1 on 1 with me (come fight la) ,
humji (no balls ..in other words - guts. Hum ji Peng (the flour snack) never looked the same again)
Wu Ji lai (if you have balls come and try me)
hong gan (u asking for it)

* all above Siingaporean dialect speak from twitionary.com. Definitely a recommended site ^^

She obviously should never have tried to take down a Singaporean. .
She should count her lucky stars Im no gangster kid. I mean.. BULLET THROUGH MY HEAD??!!
Thats so old. Ammunition is so yesterday. Seeing she has such limited vocab. I doubt she would know how to even read the operatating manual for the gun. MEH.

And then today in Media class, Girl A tells me it was just a joke the day before.

Reena : "HAHA. SO FARNNY. My toehairs are laughing."
(yes I have toehair)

*snorts* the same old cover-up method. IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

NOW THATS THE BIGGEST JOKE IVE EVER SEEN. HONEST.

I swear I am still mildly amused. Anyway. Thats it. Will prolly blog again within the next 3 days.^^
TATA.