I am a firm believer in good wholesome food, and life is absolutely ZERO without food even if it is chock full of FAT.
So today, thanks to the brain of Madhan, I will share with all the best macnugget sauce recipe ever. Tried and tested by the fussiest food critic ever, ME.
Now I am warning all that it may seem like cow dung in the beginning but trust me, I dont go to macdonalds after school/drama during my GV time for no good reason. I go there for significant things. Like Madhans Macnugget Sauce =)
MADHANS MCNUGGET SAUCE™
ingredients:
1x Singapores Mcdonalds Curry sauce
1x Sweet Chilli sauce
1x 100% egg Mayonnaise.
NOTE: Its not only the sauce but how you consume the sauce
instructions:
Peel back the curry sauce foil cover and lick the lid for extra savour. (its all part of the act, trust the food gurus of GV Drama Club)
Rip open the mayonnaise sachet. Feel its squishyness.
Do the same with the Sweet Chilli.shiok eh?
Then, as gracefully as you can, squeeze the mayonnaise into the curry sauce, followed by the chilli sauce. then grab a pen from your pencil case (OKOK.. I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE PEN!) Use your finger or whatever stiff object you have to blend the three holy ingredients together and ensure there are no air bubbles and it is of a smooth consistency.
LAST AND FINAL STEP.
Pick up thy juicy hot mcnugget and dip it into your new creation. Smell it, savour its rich aroma, glance over at your jealous fellow McCustomer™ sitting at the table beside you (who prolly thinks you are nuts) and devour in his envy of your one-of-a-kind sauce.
Then open your mouth (cue fellow McCustomer™ drools..)
Lick the sauce with the tip of your tongue.
Slowly and ever so sweetly sink your teeth into the nugget.
Chew three times, slowly (all this while never breaking eye contact with McCustomer™)
Swallow your million dollar cuisine
Then, put your nugget down, lean over to McCustomer™and say in your most seductive voice...
I'm lovin it
1x Singapores Mcdonalds Curry sauce
1x Sweet Chilli sauce
1x 100% egg Mayonnaise.
NOTE: Its not only the sauce but how you consume the sauce
instructions:
Peel back the curry sauce foil cover and lick the lid for extra savour. (its all part of the act, trust the food gurus of GV Drama Club)
Rip open the mayonnaise sachet. Feel its squishyness.
Do the same with the Sweet Chilli.
Then, as gracefully as you can, squeeze the mayonnaise into the curry sauce, followed by the chilli sauce. then grab a pen from your pencil case (OKOK.. I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE PEN!) Use your finger or whatever stiff object you have to blend the three holy ingredients together and ensure there are no air bubbles and it is of a smooth consistency.
LAST AND FINAL STEP.
Pick up thy juicy hot mcnugget and dip it into your new creation. Smell it, savour its rich aroma, glance over at your jealous fellow McCustomer™ sitting at the table beside you (who prolly thinks you are nuts) and devour in his envy of your one-of-a-kind sauce.
Then open your mouth (cue fellow McCustomer™ drools..)
Lick the sauce with the tip of your tongue.
Slowly and ever so sweetly sink your teeth into the nugget.
Chew three times, slowly (all this while never breaking eye contact with McCustomer™)
Swallow your million dollar cuisine
Then, put your nugget down, lean over to McCustomer™and say in your most seductive voice...
I'm lovin it
3 people commented:
I hate this layout!!! (cos I prefer the other one, but the top part of this is nice. =P)
I want a flobberboard!!! (instead of this darn comment thing.)
Your links at the Links list is faulty!
X(
my dear reena, why did you change your blogskin again??? and where is your chatterbox??? it's like so difficult to chat with you now lorrx!!! SIGH!!!!
muahahahaha, I luv it... so funny
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