Singapore Has the Funniest Laws

People all over the world have all kinds of wierd views on Singapore.

Our dear neighbours in Malaysia think we are a bunch of recycled-urine drinkers (NEWater - reverse osmosis water)




The western world thinks we are super clean freaks and anti-bubblegummists (Bubblegum/chewing gum is banned)




and god knows what else the world thinks. At least we're arent known as dumb and ignorant like *cough*america*cough*

You didn't hear that from reenybob.blogspot.com.

I always thought the most hilarious law that the Singapore government could possibly come up with was this one that banned oral sex, regardless in private or public. I mean how useless is that law, its not like, to quote Alyssa "they put a flashing signboard outside their room"

Hearing from a law student is truly fascinating and funny. Like Aly was sharing with me this night, in one case, a couple were going to have sex, but the foreplay sucked (no pun intended here), and the guy didnt want to continue to go further and have proper intercourse, so what does the girl do?







She sues him good.!
and then he ends up in jail!

IS THAT DAMN FUNNY OR WHAT?!

Can you imagine a conversation between the woman and her friend say, in a coffee shop, after the husband is jailed........

Woman Friend : So why did you go sue your hubby? Bit mean don't you think?

Wife : Cos he sucked... literally.... _-_

So dramatic hehehe!

and you know why the wife can sue the husband? Because according to whatever law, not continuing to intercourse, is 'against the law of nature'

So why is it that Singapore has a birthrate problem? *shrug*

Whoever makes up the laws seriously needs a life, really.
A sex life. Yup XD





Whatever happend to this law being against the law of human rights that a person can have the 'freedom of choice?' Doesnt that make sense too?

*shrug*



AHHH. Singapore government, I love your sense of humour lah. Which government can think up laws like these?! =D


PS: another law is that 'no reasonable man can rape an animal'
HAHAHAAH alright guys, whos been raping their pet cockatoo???!!!

PPSS: it was effing 44 degree heat today! My dad went to open my car door and the door handle was like... so affected by the heat that it had dried up and when he went to open it, it cracked and dropped off! Aside from the fact that I will have a handle-less door for a while till it gets fixed, THIS IS DAMN FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHA MY DOOR HANDLE FELL OFF! Im so amused. XD!