My Biggest Fear

I would have put up a photo of this fear of mine, but I will have nightmares if I do (and so will many of you), and I will also lose my sanity, so no photo of said fear. Period

I saw one of these on the hallway outside my room yesterday night as I was going about my nightly lavatory business and IT TOOK ALL MY STORED FATS NOT TO SCREAM AND WAKE THE ENTIRE NEIGHBOURHOOD. I gingely went to find some insecticide but my mom doesnt use insecticide, but instead traps. So I found some TWO bottles of extra strong spray bleach, took aim, AND HIT THE TRIGGERS HARD! the offending target dyed died in 2 seconds. MWAHAHAHAHAH. and down the toilet bowl it went. *dusts off hands*

I swear these things like to scare me, and they know I am scared shitless of them. They put one of their kind out in my path, or in unexpected places and when they see my reaction, a bunch of them hiding in one corner watching me will laugh their heads off

"HAHAHAHHAA DID YOU SEE REENA'S FACE WHEN SHE SAW HIM?! HAHAHAHAAHA"

Earlier this year, I was in the shower and I turned round to wash the back and I come face to face with a HUGE member of said fear sitting quaintly on the shower curtain! I SCREAMED LIKE HELL OK! the pervert thing... *growls*


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A COCKROACH


I am so freakin scared of these, I can even confidantly announce on my blog for all to see, that I would anyday, rather get raped, than touch a cockroach... not figuratively....








LITERALLY. 0_0




serious.
dead f***ing serious.