On the board is written:
Groups most at risk of contracting HIV are intravenuous drug users and homosexual males.
I didnt know what homosexual means so I asked.Ok, I always confuse it with heterosexual so I just wanted to put things straight (no pun intended).
Me: Mr Davies, whats the difference between homosexual males and heterosexual males?
Davies: Homosexual means same gender partners and heterosexual is male+female partners.
Me: ooo... kay *scratch head* so Homo- same gender, homo males = 2 males participating in intercourse and that spreads AIDS?
Davies: Yes.
Me: How does that work? (thinking: HUH?! 2 MALES, WHERE GOT HOLE TO PUT THE AHEM?!) Then why only can be between homo males? Why cannot homo females also?)
Davies: =.= I NEED TO EXPLAIN? 0_O
*listening classmates crack up in fits of laughter*
Me:
Davies: Ok basically where skin is fragile there are lots of white blood cells and this is apparent in the anal area-..
Jody: YOU GO UP THE ASSHOLE!
Me: OK. I GET IT NOW T.T
Jody: Where does AIDS come from?
Davies: apparently it started in africa and it came from monkeys-
All the girls: BWAHAHAHAHHAA.
Jody: er, so a man just-
Davies:
I know, our class is damn ass. But I love them :)
and yeah, I do ask obvious qs sometimes OKAY! =.=
[POST EDIT AT 9:26PM]
I dont think this person(s) reads my blog lah but to that certain relative of mine who wants to negotiate price for my piano, please either pay the amt we asked for or go find another piano that you are happy with. Personally I think what we are asking is very reasonable for the quality ur getting and anw, we have no urgent reason to sell. No mean evil bitchy intentions here on my part (: Put aside the fact that you are related to me/us in whatever way, pretend we are strangers and do business that way. Sorry, no family discounts allowed here. ^^ You be nice and I shall chop stamp confirm gerungtee I be nice. (I always am anw PFFT).
Geez adults, fix it in a civilised way and then, (to put it bluntly) - GET OVER IT.
Thanks hor.
5 people commented:
silly teacher.
its not true that homosexuals are at greater risk of contracting AIDS. Heterosexual couples are just as likely to contract AIDS as gay men. and lesbians are one of the lowest risk groups. in Singapore, AIDS suffers are mostly heterosexual.
and i think you can get AIDS even just through oral sex. blood and bodily fluids both spread AIDS.
ehh... see you soon! though i'll be working really hard. and then flying off to hong kong. but still! we'll be on the same continent again. with ALL your OTHER relatives. hahahaha....
Homosexuals are at higher risk of AIDS in the australian context. and because they engage in anal sex (HOMO WHAAT? THEN WHERE ELSE?!) the anal walls are thinner which makes them more susciptible to tearing n cos the walls are thin the area has more blood vessels to protect against foreign pathogens. thus if that part gets ruptured n HIV gets in, then ur WBC get hit harder. anw yeah the 2 cents on AIDS lol
NOT TO SAY OFC that heterosexual isnt high risk too. but these were the 2 examples. homo more cos thats where the majority of AIDS cases came from.
like if u say 50% from needles and 50% from unprotected sex, then maybe more than half of the unprotected sex cases were homo, cos maybe homos less likely to utilise condoms. if u get my gist (:
hahahaha... i think homos all over engage in anal sex. its the only kind they can engage in right?
anyway, can buy like a couple of legs of hams over for me please please please? i'll even pay you guys back... hahaha... i so love aussie leg of ham.
LOL mr davies...
ur class is funny
he`s the guy who can whistle damn loud rightt?
lol...
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