Bikini Woes?

Extract of a conversation between yours truly and Aly The Smelly...

Alyssa says:
ok, this is random

Alyssa says:
but ive got my first bikini

Alyssa says:
HAHAHAHA

εΪз m.y.g united! ~ яėεиybob × * reena-ism.blogspot.com says:
HAR?! WOAH

εΪз m.y.g united! ~ яėεиybob × * reena-ism.blogspot.com says:
if i were to do such a move... i wudent get a bikini.. i would get a trikini

Alyssa says:
trikini?

εΪз m.y.g united! ~ яėεиybob × * reena-ism.blogspot.com says:
the two usual pieces, + one to cover that doughnut in the middle

Alyssa says:
lol

Ive never bought a bikini before. Im kinda body conscious. This is not to be confused with my ever gimungous self confidence and my Personal Motto ( 'I reckon I'm HOT' ).

Ok, I had a fast metabolism BEFORE, but not ANYMORE. Perth winters have upped my appetite so freaking much such that I eat 3-4-5-6 times more than what I usually eat and of course there me just being plain lazy and planting my ass infront of the poota day in, day out.

And then theres the endless variety of good food =.= Like the food at my workplace (soon to be ex-workplace), the mommas cooking, and people like Zi's parents restaurant south of Perth city which serves up the most shockingly sick-as Honey Chilli Prawns. Them prawns are so good, the last time I went and had them, I put one in my mouth and all of a sudden the skies parted, disks of sunshine blinded my view and my tastebuds ascended to the high heavens.

Amazing what a prawn can do these days. :O

Ok aside from my digression, and back to talking about my bikini prospects. *ahem*

Im sure its going to be some time before I dare dig into my waller for something which Im not going to use often. Really dont dare lah. :O

Aly The Smelly says to 'get one now then we can go swimming tgr'



wah pressure mans. 0_o I never show so much skin in public before. Actually I have, just.. its been a long time since a went swimming hahaha. and in those swimming days, I had a body to rival supermodels Giselle Bundchen and Company.

Nowadays, its more like Ive got a body like Giselle Bundchen MASHED together with Company. IE ALL ONE LUMPY ENTITY. =/

BWHAHAHAHA.

Ok the top half of me still looks generally pretty in shape.
The bottom half well, it needs a fair bit of attention lets just put it that way :)

Ok, I put myself a challenge luh. By my 19th Birthday I shall pop myself into a bikini. :D OKAYYYY. (yah lah of course must give myself 1 year. I need to get in shape first. Ok I am in shape now.. Im round but thats not ideal for bikini-babe look kinda)






And so.. my hunt for a bikini starts now. Anybody want to sponsor a set for me? :D