After a Long Break

SORRY!

Oh mans. I know. I havent updated in eons but school started and Ive been up to my oesophagus in work and tests and I really want to do well this year.

Plus the fact that I have to redo my Sydney trip post cos it didnt show up here and screwed my blog up, even if everyones already read it,I want it to be there so I can always go back to read it one day etc etc. That really put me off blogging cos I was so sick of blogging after getting back from interstate.

But that asides.

School has been amazingly fun to tell you honestly.
One funny little incident...

In english, me and Emma were discussing what topic to talk about in our persuasive speech assignment. The question is to persuade the class on your viewpoint about a issue that concerns Australia/Australians.

So at this point and with the speech due in 2 weeks, I hadnt even picked a topic. So there we were discussing what issues are floating around the media at the moment and I remembered that there was an article titled.....

'Australians are not having enough Sex'


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So there we were laughing about HEY THIS IS A GOOD TOPIC FOR YOU TO BASE MY SPEECH ON!

=.=

Can you honestly see me up there for like 10 minutes getting all excited *ahem* and all passionate *ahem* going....

As you can see, australians are not having enough sex! What does this mean you say? IT MEANS A DECLINE IN BIRTHRATE! This is urgent! I PROPOSE WE ALL
FOLLOW CHINAS STUNNING STAR STUDDED LEAD. YES WE SHALL! *give the patriotic
look*

This is no laughing matter (then I start laughing myself here at this point). If we do not do the deed, there will be less babies and less babies will eventually grow up to be less adults in the population who cannot support the super huge-arse ageing population who are their parents, the generation who didnt get enough bedtime action and thus inflicting this horrible no-baby epidemic upon the younger generation!

Imagine this my fellow young aussies.

Imagine you son not being able to marry because there are not enough girls.
Imgine your daughter not being able to marry because of the shortage of boys.

and because of this, they have nobody to marry and thus cannot consumate because according to societys morals, it is deemed unacceptable to sleep with anyone whom one is not married to. Im sure as a society with high morals we do not encourage pre-marital night time play. Do you agree with me?!?!!!

Im sure you all want to see future generations of australians. We do not want an extinction of the australian people. Let the younger generation live too. We do not need to participate in war, for that is not the purpose of having kids! We should not let our young ones board navy ships to the Middle East and risk their lives fighting battles which have absolutely bullshit to do with our peaceful country. Let them live and enjoy this country that we have tegether hand in hand created -
Australia.

Fellow australians, let us give our future a FAIR GO.


Young australians.
Old australians
Regardless of your age, gender, racial background.
I pray that

you.
me.
US

will as a nation will unite in bed tonight and make this a national pastime a hobby, a daily practise and as our forefathers (and mothers) have previously done,

Make Love, not war.

Thank You.
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Nice? I made that up on the spot and I donno. Does it sound good? :D

I don't think Ive got the guts to speak for 7-10minutes on a topic which, the only person who can action it is the teacher *shifty eyes*

Dang LOL. It would be such a perfect topic. I was planning to get someone to video my presentation and then I can stick it up on youtube! Mans. wudda made for a funny blog topic.

But yeah I didnt evnd up doing that topic. Im going to talk about Personal Freedom.... whatever that is LOL. Yeah, gonna ramble on about Housley depriving us of alot of things. Then get all passionate and pent up and emotional and everything for greater effect ^^

I'll post my manuscript up if its good. =)

Meh anyway.
Thats it.

Im so chuffed. =)
Before I forget, since Im so busy, I wont be blogging for a while.
Or it be really irregular.
Thanks and dont go loving someone else blog in the meantime. *wink*