Hating Housley

Darn that gay-arsed Housley!

ARGH.
VULGAR AND UNRESTRICTED LANGUAGED RANT FOLLOWING. DONT READ IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET OFFENDED.

JUST SKIP IT ALL AND READ THE PURPLE SECTION AT THE END (rating 'G')


I thought Mr Sin from GVSS in Singapore was bad until this Housley old man came along to my heavenly Woodvale SHS and started mucking up me and my fellow year 12'vers lives.

We tried being nice.
We tried being reasonable.
We TRIED PUTTING MY PRIDE DOWN.
We tried everything and that boulder wont budge so here comes my ranting cos I seriously BUAY TAHAN no longer.

See, Mr Housley (aka our dearest new associate/deputy principal), transfered from one of Perths sh*ttiest high schools to CLEARLY one of Perths top achieving high schools, and given the new role of overseeing the upper school PARTICULARLY THE YEAR 12 kids.

Moment he stepped into this school, he was numero uno unliked man.

Why?

This ... GUY... IS TAKING AWAY MY WHOLE ENTIRE FREAKING LIFE.

He is putting so much emphasis on '100% graduation rate' and then organising all this after school seminars like you won't believe your gluey eyeballs this.... ROAD SAFETY.

Road Safety SEMINARS!! Gawd damn.

How is Road Safety of any relavance to studies?! If we already survived almost 5 years of high school and still alive IM PRETTY SURE WE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE NEXT 2 TERMS IN ONE PIECE.

HE needs to go for a 'Understanding Year 12 Students' seminar.

Freakin waste of my precious study time.

These seminars are like a weekly wednesday after school thing when we are wanting to go home and study for test after test.

No study time = no flashy grades = NOT A HIGH GRADUATION RATE.

Clearly somebody will not get his '100% graduation'. Whats more hes a MATHS teacher for goodness sake. He obviously has a different definition of '100%" than what we were taught.

I thought he couldnt get any worse till I heard that during a staff meeting the Principal wanted to stop so they could all attend a TEACHERS FUNERAL... pay respects..etc etc. One of the longer serving teachers had passed away during the school holidays so its pretty sad and we'ld hope that people show abit of respect towards it.

BUT GUESS WHAT ATROCIOUS THING HOUSLEY DID?!

He upstood the Principal and said something along the lines of "no we are continuing this meeting for 5 more minutes because the funeral can wait."

GAWD DAMN ITS A FUNERAL! NOT SOME LITTLE FRIENDLY BLOKEY PARTY WHERE ONE WOULD GO AND PROBABLY SIT AROUND AND CRACK DIRTY JOKES.

Clearly Housley needs a broomstick shoved up his bumhole. Scuse the crudeness. You need to understand this this man is selfish to the max. And that Reena is furious beyond that because me and my other friends lives are being controlled by this ... nevermind...

He wont listen to us. The last two talks he organised was having TWO DISABLED PEOPLE come talk about motivation! The first was a blind paralympian and we all thought the next one about road safety would be a police officer. Me and Steven were joking in class other day that what a joke would it be if he had invited another disabled person come talk about the horrors of getting prlysed in a car crash and OMG I NEARLY SHATTED MYSELF when I heard it really was some car crash paraplegic!!!!!

Im putting my money on that he will invite a rape victim with a torn hymen and half pregnant with some random old mans child to come speak to us next.

Lets keep our fingers crossed tight shall we. *crosses fingers and toes*

I didnt attend both due to english tests on at the same time but this coming wednesday those who had the english test must go for the seminar. I mean sure I sympathise with these disabled people and I do not wish to diss them in any way etc etc but I dont feel compelled by guilt to go and attend and sacrifice my precious study time just to look morally good. And that piss-hole is using every opportunity to threaten us by saying that if we dont attend you will be banned from attending the Ball.

BS. I feel so compelled to threaten him by saying I'll CUT OFF his balls.



We made a petition and submitted it in a friendly attempt to make him realise that hes taking up our study time with all these so called motivational talks (clearly we are motivated. otherwise we wouldnt get so worried over our grades to go study) but as expected he completely ignored us.

He isnt taking us seriously and the only reason we year 12's are behaving and not getting all worked up is cos its not worth it to get oneself suspended from the Ball over an issue which can be sorted out later when he has nothing to threaten us with. So yeah 2 more weeks to hold on to our tempers and feelings and after that he doesnt have the Ball to threaten us with. SO HAH IN UR FACE HOUSLEY.

Add that on to the idiotic year 11's who are trying all means and ways to get year 12's in trouble (ie provoking so-called fights) so that more will be banned from the Ball and thus opening up more Ball vacancies I suppose means year 11's can get invited to the Ball. KEEP YOUR NOSY NOSES OUT OF OUR YEAR 12 AFFAIRS!

SO DESPERATE! GEEBUS.

For some reason or other I hope Housley reads this, not cos I want to get attention for being a naughty kid but cos if subtle ways dont work then I suppose one needs to go direct and say it all out.

I had another sh*t day at work and it just ignited the fire in me to rant about Housley.
Im so tired/worn out and *bleh* and my brain hurts now.








*SIGH*








Its gonna be a loooooooooooooonng year
*drawls and yawns*

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I found my calculator. Some kind soul handed it in to the librarians cos I left it there so thank you very much to that person and the library for saving me $184 worth of grief. Very appreciate ((: and if I find out who you are I'll buy you an icecream ^^

To *censored name* : *hug* cant wait to see you in 14 days! <3>