Work Funnies

Once again. Another week worth of work gone by.

You know what was real funny at work today? (BTW, if until now you still dont know. Im waitressing)

Its was around 11pm and the whole restaurant was pretty much closing up. And there was this group of 40+ year old ladies still hanging around. I got the impression that they might wanted to like, camp over night in the restaurant which I doubt boss wouldnt mind. FREE SECURITY GUARDS! =DD

Anyways, I was wiping up a neighbouring table from them and I overheard their conversation.
They were talking about their 'womanly desires'! and everything and anything under the sun relating to sex! >< So loud too! If Im not wrong, they were also engaged in a Truth or Dare session on what were the horniest things you've done with your beloved one. I admit, I was wiping that table for a PREEETTTYYYY long time!

Yeah Im sick.

Later, when I told the other waitersses/waiters, all of us had this big cheesy grin on all our faces. =D We are one damn sick bunch FYI.

Work.
So interesting.
Last last week I encountered a pervert customer. He kept touching my shoulders and complimenting me and even winked at me from afar while chatting to another waiter!

I gave him the 'Reena Look' (which is a special kind of stare that in just 3 secs, conveys the msg that if you dont stop what you are doing I will kick ones balls (or nipples if one is a female) and deep fry them for ones entree, free of charge.)

Thankfully Mr Pervertic Customer got the hint and stopped his nonsense.

Then today, this family came in and made a hoohaa cos their takeaway order took 1 hour and they claimed to be sitting in the car outside waiting! Like wtf? You are supposed to come in and collect after 10 minutes and I specifically told her that! We are not Macdonalds and we most certainly do not ask you to wait in your car then bring your stuff out to you. Its self-pickup! Plus I also figured she needed the exercise of walking in to collect her order. The woman was soooo f*t.

Then me being me, I had a huge urge to tell her off but I felt she wasnt worth my energy. I was rather tired by then and the only thoughts drifting through my head was of the sumptous on-the-house dinner provided after every shift. *fried kuay teow fried kuay teow fried kuay teow*

I remember, last week some guy called and I was going to take his order but he didnt have a takeaway menu on him so he asked me to read out the entire menu! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?! thats like over 100 items! He was like going..

'Can you please read out all the prawn things?'

'Can you read out the beef stuff?'

...and etcetera and etcetera! I pretty much went through 80% of the things then he finally asked whats a good prawn dish so I recommended the most expensive prawn dish and he took it! WHEEETS~ aren't I sneaky. Ok I couldnt help it. The sizzling garlic prawns are really nice anyway. He should very well thank me =))

Kinda reminds me.
Ive only eaten like one egg, 2 tiny bowls of FKT and a giant bunch of grapes over the past 2 days. Somethings wrong with my appetite. 0_o

I hope it returns by Sunday. Me and Irene are going somewhere which is to-die-for!


Oh and before I forget. Funny convo between me, Anthony and Mel (other waiters) today as we were cleaning up...

Me: *writes down log in log out time in book*

Anthony: you dont
really needa write since youve alr been paid. SAVE THE TREES!

Me:
*mumbles to self* Oh yea. whoops. forgot. Its become a habit to write here
anw.

Mel. : *passing by* huh? what are trees?

Anthony and Me: *cracks up laughing* HAHAHAHA what are trees?! Hey mel! Are
beef burgers vegetarian? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

We are such idiots ^^
AHHH. I love my workplace. Its anything but boring. =))