I had a heated 3 hour+ discussion with Ashraf (whos Muslim) on MSN about every religions faults. Yes I agree we all have faults. Not the religion but the people who follow it. Im a member of Sukyo Mahikari if you are curious. I have never kept any particular dislike for any religion and am not religious-cist (if theres such word).
I warned Ashy beforehand not to get me started on the topic of Religions cos me being the very frank and blunt person, I will comment and critisize all the faults of its members (NOTE IM NOT CRITISIZING THE RELIGION. ITS THE MEMBERS!) and he will probably get so offended he will delete me from his msn list, Friendster and from his life. Then when you ask him wheres/whos/hows Reena, he will most likely reply ...
..and then walk away cursing me under his breath. You might see a voodoo doll of me hanging out of his pocket for all you know.
But he assured me that no matter what I can flame cos its an open discussion and I WILL STILL REMAIN BEST BUDDIES WITH HIM. and in less than 2 minutes I was firing up every single flaw I have observed in Muslims, Christians and.. thats it actually. I have seen nothing bad about Buddhists or any of their denominations so I assume they are peaceful Godly-abiding people so KUDOS to them! =))
I fired so much until I was literally banging my wireless keyboard and I could see the wireless reciever shivering from the sudden influx of paragraphs my fingers were shoving though it for it to send all the way to Singapore.
Seriously. Never start an arguement with me about religions unless you can take cold hard facts and crticism. I dont spare detail.
I decline to reveal what I said to Ashraf, here cos I bet I will be screwed inside out. And I do not want to present an heavily edited version of our conversation cos then it loses all the essential elements of what I was conveying to him (and partly cos I cant be bothered.Scarlly in the end I still offend.) and theres no point cos 75% of the conversation was remarks so crude all you people would be sh*tting in ur pants from my rudeness. See. I even get to the point of using crass words when Im not supposed to. Destroy my purity only. I apologise.
But the basic message I was trying to convey and that all my observations were based on is the simple fact that
I warned Ashy beforehand not to get me started on the topic of Religions cos me being the very frank and blunt person, I will comment and critisize all the faults of its members (NOTE IM NOT CRITISIZING THE RELIGION. ITS THE MEMBERS!) and he will probably get so offended he will delete me from his msn list, Friendster and from his life. Then when you ask him wheres/whos/hows Reena, he will most likely reply ...
"Reena? Who's that? Never heard of such a nasty sounding a**hole"
..and then walk away cursing me under his breath. You might see a voodoo doll of me hanging out of his pocket for all you know.
But he assured me that no matter what I can flame cos its an open discussion and I WILL STILL REMAIN BEST BUDDIES WITH HIM. and in less than 2 minutes I was firing up every single flaw I have observed in Muslims, Christians and.. thats it actually. I have seen nothing bad about Buddhists or any of their denominations so I assume they are peaceful Godly-abiding people so KUDOS to them! =))
I fired so much until I was literally banging my wireless keyboard and I could see the wireless reciever shivering from the sudden influx of paragraphs my fingers were shoving though it for it to send all the way to Singapore.
Seriously. Never start an arguement with me about religions unless you can take cold hard facts and crticism. I dont spare detail.
I decline to reveal what I said to Ashraf, here cos I bet I will be screwed inside out. And I do not want to present an heavily edited version of our conversation cos then it loses all the essential elements of what I was conveying to him (and partly cos I cant be bothered.Scarlly in the end I still offend.) and theres no point cos 75% of the conversation was remarks so crude all you people would be sh*tting in ur pants from my rudeness. See. I even get to the point of using crass words when Im not supposed to. Destroy my purity only. I apologise.
But the basic message I was trying to convey and that all my observations were based on is the simple fact that
'People do not practise what they are preached and even if they do its
biased and selective. They practise only to their own kind.'
I know there is the minority out there whos image and efforts are ruined by the idiot few. So dont come to me and say 'I DONT DO THAT!!' I will poke a hole in your forehead and place another handmade eyeball there for you to read properly.
Anyway, heres a lighthearted end towards the end of the conversation. We were discussing this Muslim scholar in a debate video with a Christian (wont post link, its abit offending) and the muslim scholar studied the Bible so I added my two cents worth of a suggestion...
The italics are my own commentary as I read over this. Not part of the original convo.
Reena says:
he should go study this new religion...
Reena says:
it started in august 2005
Reena says:
its damn fantastic. its
super high tech too. its teachings are ONLINE
-first to pioneer this!
Ashraf says:
Really, no worshipping place? -hes
still clueless
Reena says:
only online
- and MSN also possible, real life depends
Reena says:
and for once the frikking GOD is a female.
-screw trying to protest for female high ranking religious officials. WE CAN BECOME GOD!
Reena says:
heres the addy - http://reena-ism.blogspot.com
Ashraf says:
thanks.
Isnt Reena-ism such a wondrous religion? Arent you tempted to convert? Very easy to follow.
Only requirement is that you shall wear pink on 7th August every year in honour of my Birthday.
Interested?
To sign up, just close your eyes, put your hand over your heart (left side of chest. Make sure you get it right) and repeat the following 3 times:
I, [insert name here], pledge to adore Reena from now on. With all
the love I can muster up till the day I die.
And one shall be blessed by me. *kiss*
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Sorry, had to add a post entry edit. We were talking about how this guy at my school screwed a girl at a party and it turned out to be a cousin... INCEST!!!! yuck. Just imagine me screwing my... - NEVERMIND. ITS JUST WRONG.
Ashraf says:
why they use 'screwed' for sex ar.
Reena says:
screwed = slept
Reena says:
= sex?
Ashraf says:
but.
Ashraf says:
it doesn't turn round and round to get in what.
Reena says:
HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ashraf says:
like a screw.
Ashraf says:
then suddenly, white stuff comes out from the screw, spoilt ar?
Reena says:
Cos its rough? and involves abit of force?
Reena says:
n u end up feeling damn sh*t afterwards ? I dont know! Ive never been screwed before lah! geez.
Ashraf says:
what happen if the hole too big, too loose how?
Ashraf says:
get another bigger screw?
Ashraf says:
cannot like that leh.
Reena says:
HAHAAHAH
Reena says:
lets just assume in the human form, one size fits all alright. saves the complications la.
Honestly. I think you could talk to me about anything under the sun and I'll still be ok with it. -.-
And apparently Ashraf found this website for an organisation www.bulgeresearchinstitute.com
Its seriously does exist! But I closed the window after it appeared. Just checking if this thing is real anot. What if it was a stupid sham? Couldnt believe it ok, its like they gonna come up with a whyfemaleshavejuttingchests.com next.... Who the hell would dedicate their lives to checking out this kinda thing???? And get paid too? Sick mans.
I know all you guys there very keen to check out that website. Whatever lah. Im not gonna know if you did or not and I wont judge. Its in human nature for guys to like to compare hm?
And no need to tell me. Thanks.
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POST POST ENTRY EDIT.
Guess what?!
SHAN'T TELL YET! *cheeky wink*
stay tuned. and if you already know. shut up!
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