Driver Disastrous

NOTE: All posts from now on will be one day in advance. Seems Im blogging so much up till the point I go over my one a day limit so Im gonna follow Magazine style - publishing in advance.



3rd driving lesson and I already feel like a guy who has Erectile Dysfunction. Except in my case its that I cant perform on the road, not in bed... T_T Damn well Im good in bed alright! I been sleeping like 15 hours the past few days!

I went for a drive at the shopping and university areas and there were SO many frikkin traffic lights and SO many frikkin times Im at the front of the traffic line and SO many times I panic cos I see all the cars behind me, a mere L plater, and then I screw up the steps to accelerate from stationary and SO many times I have to wait till the next set of lights cos I took SO frikkin long to get past the lights!

(gawd that was a mouthful!)

Word of advice.
Do auto if you are hopeless at managing like 5 things at any one time and trying to avoid accidents
Why the heck am I even learning manual?! Why cant car manufacturers phase out manual and just make auto cars?

I mean, Obviously auto is so much better.

Its like phone companies selling those lau kok tai (is that the right hokkien word? Something like that. Them big black 'mobile phones' that are nicknamed 'bricks') in 2007 when companies like Apple are pushing out gadgets like IPHONE!

As I usually do, I DIGRESS!

Have you frikkin seen Iphone?!

ITS SPACTICATIOUS!
Its gorgeous!

I mean, like to zoom in on a picture, you place your thumb and pointing finger on the screen and stroke outwards! Like pulling. If only my body worked that way too. If I wanted to be skinnier I could just place my fingers on my tummy and stroke inwards. Or if my ass was too small I could stand infront of a mirror, place my finers on my butt cheks and stroke outwards! Same logic could also apply to guys... *wink*

All you out there. You heard it here. I want the Iphone for my future wedding 'ring'.
Nono I dont mean put an Iphone welded on a plain band and stick it on my finger (though thats very novel!). I want Iphone INSTEAD of a ring!

Think of it this way. Everyday at work Im using my Iphone. I look at it every 2-3 minutes. I always 'touching' it. Its like a constant reminder of your everlasting love for me.

A ring leh?

What can I do with a useless piece of precious metal and compressed carbon sitting on my finger 24/7?

Eat it?
Bring it out for a walk??

I prolly look at my finger like once every few hours or maybe not at all! Thats like 20-30 times less often than a Iphone. Now you tell me which is the better investment.

Ok.

I WAS JOKING! SERIOUS. I WAS JOKING.
I want my diamond ring still. *oogles*

I aint so stupid. =D

Wasnt I yabbering on about cars in the first place? Im going on way too much about phones and now RINGS! BACK TO THE TOPIC I WAS ON!

Whatever it is. Piece if advice from me - If you cant do like 5-6 things at anyone time while trying to avoid crashing your car, dont learn manual.

Apparently Tamaras sister just passed her driving exam and though she kinda ran into a gutter, the examiner generally looks out for if they feel safe in your hands...etc etc too.

I DONT EVEN FEEL SAFE DRIVING MYSELF OK!
AND I WONT RUN INTO GUTTERS. I RUN INTO PEOPLE AND BUILDINGS! 0_0

You know everytime I get in the car and I have to ease off my driveway, I accelerate too much and WHOOSH I zoom right onto my opposite neighbours lawn! TALK ABOUT FREE LAWN MOWING!

Can see, my neighbours lawn looks damn fine to me. I think it can easily win 'Lawn of the Year 2007' award. Just look at all them funky tread mark formations across their green green grass! *smiles brightly*

I think Im absolutely living proof that females arent very good drivers.

Actually, I take that back! Who said I cant be a good driver?! I'll show you all who can parellel park! *humpf!*