The Female Hormone Cartoon

Posted by Reeny
Ok I admit my brain is not that smart and there are times when my school work looks uber confusing. Like for example, today I decided to study hormone flunctuations throughout the female ovarian and menstrual cycle. Confusing stuff it is. I have an entire page of graphs with lines flying up and down in all directions and I have no idea where to start. So, behold the genius that is me... I spent like 2 hours, slowly deciphering the graph and drawing up a cartoon story to pictorially illustrate and make sense of the graph I painstakingly drew but didnt understand. =D


Staring ...
FSH - Follicle Stimulating Hormone as Flying Super Hero
Oestrogen as Oesy the drugged girl
Progesterone as Prog (Oesys boyfriend)
LH - Luteinising Hormone as Lunatic Hobo
Corpus Luteum as Corpy the nerd druggie
Endometrium (uterus lining) as the Brick Wall
and Ovum in this story represents a drug. But in my Human Biology context, its a human egg.



The Female Hormone Drama.
Brought to you by Channel 10



Once Upon a time, Flying Super Hero stimulated and grew and matured some Ovum, a drug.
Thats the Ovum drug in the pot next to him on the right.



Oesy found the Ovum and ate it. and became high on it.
Can you see the stars flying around her head? SEE shes tipsyish.



And because she got high on it she started to build an Endometrium
Which in this story is a wall. So she started to build a wall.



Due to her HIGHNESS, she overpowered Flying Super Hero and he became a tiny puny nothing compared to her. Thats Oesy on the left and FSH on the right.



Oesys newfound sidekick, LH aka Lunatic Hobo, released more ovum (thats all the ovum in pots hes gonna release but biologically only 1 is released) and because of his influence now....



he converted a nerd called Corpy, into a Ovum addict...



and so Corpy helps Oesy and her boyfriend Prog to REALLY GET HIGH! (biologically it means these two hormones shoot up)



And cos this little couple are so highhhh... they work on the endometrium aka brick wall EVEN FASTER and bling bling! beautiful brick wall!!



Now Oesy and Prog are soo powerful and high, Lunatic Hobo gets pushed aside and get weak and starts to drop...dead...
(That thing on top of the brick wall says 'ALL HAIL OESY AND PROG!' and the round things below the brick wall are people worshipping them)



Lunatic Hobo dies (biologically, hormone drops all the way to zero) and Corpy being the Kopy Kat, decides to follow suit and die too! (biologically, without LH, the Corpus Luteum dies off)



Oesy and Prog are filledwith greif that Lunatic Hobo and Corpy died amd so they subsequently committed suicide.


Now that everyone is dead, the endometrium is gotten rid off (in this case they bombed the brick wall) and it is taken to KOTEX; The Rubbish Dump Company.
Can you see in the picture, on the far right at the end of the road is a building? Thats the Kotex Factory aka in normal you and me life known as the PAD or tampon..
The road going towards it is Vagina Drive.



THE END! =D

Now I can understand the science behind it so much better ^^
Im gonna sleep now. Hope I enriched your minds today =D


PS: to 'some body' who commented in my chatterbox, I can honestly say you must be a school failure because 'somebody' is spelt without gaps. and my BMI is within normal range and thus does not render me an obese person. and anyway,you say I am fat? have you been stalking me? PERVERT! Nevermind. I shall not get angry at you.

on Sunday, November 05, 2006

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