HAZEY

Its already half of my school holidays and I have achieved next to nothing and gained enough weight to make another Reena. Damn.

I really should get down to work. All I do all day is eat strawberries (like 1+kg today, total ytd and today 2kg+), sit at the compy on MSN or surfing peoples blogs like Xiaxues, peoples blog who are linked to mine...and peoples blogs who are linked to peoples blog whom are linked to mine...yada yada yada.... And while we're on that Im getting abit itchy-titchy that Xiaxue isnt updating which I know I shouldnt cos its HER blog and she has every right to go on strike as and when she wants but I'll try survive meanwhile. =D

Ive been going jogging for about 45 mins everyday and I dont know if its just a sensitive feeling or really its happening but I think my thigh circumference is diminishing? I hope Im not imagining it =/ Though its fun when I have the wonderful company of my Ipod and I can let my thoughts wander as I run alongside the main road near my house.

The wind blowing into my face in the evening, breathing fresh clean O2 is also pretty SHIOK I have to say. Been building up a wonderful sweat these days. I have to confess however much gross this sounds but I love the smell of sweaty bodies HAHAHAHAHA!!! well, my own so far lol I dont go round to people jogging and say :

"May I smell your armpits? PLEASE?"

While Im on this fresh air thing, I heard Singapore recently KENA-ED haze from their dear neighbours Indonesia because mmm some government dude decided to conduct mass-scale BBQ on the forests?

Then I have like a gazillion and one people on my MSN coming up to me informing about this devastating haze..

"EH REENA, I *cough cough* not well leh"

"WAH HAZEY 0_O"

"Australia got smokey anorts?"

"eh WAH I CANNOT SEE LEH"

However much I really FEEL for you fellow singaporeans that your once beautiful sky now resembles frosted glass so opaque till you could literally shower in public, DAMN LA can not spam my MSN contact list with your HAZE WHINGING (IE : nicknames and PM's) ????

It is just haze. Not terrorist bombs (*choy, touch wood*)
Ok lah maybe the armed forces will have a harder time spotting oncoming toilet-deprived kamikaze pilots BUT STILL. -.-

So pampered until haze also must announce so others can pity you? Isnt it like so normal? Didnt we get haze like a year or so ago? in 2004? Or something. Abit of dust, just cover your nose with a clothes peg or a wet cloth lah. Even better, stay at home and lounge around like a pig eating potatoe chips.

Yes its embarrasing and pegs hurt cos people will laugh at you but at least you can point your finger at the laugher and say in a muffled yet proud voice:

"LAUGH WHAT? WHOS THE ONE BREATHING IN DUST PARTICLES AND GONNA DIE OF LUNG CANCER? HUH? HUH? HUH?"

And then you can pull a haughty face at the laugher and stride off with your wet cloth or clothes peg haning off your face knowing you are only inhaling the top most quality in oxygen (Yes even though I know air is like 75%+ nitrogen but we just use O2 to refer to today) while your fellow singaporean idiot counterpart is accelerating his road to lung cancer with every inch millimetre his lips and nostrils part.

Its a great excuse, this haze, to switch on your aircon and enjoy cool filtered air while you study when previously your muther would bang on the door and scream :

"AH BOY/GER AH! WHY STUDY MUST ON AIRCON?! ELECTRICITY FREE AH?! OFF! OFF!"

GEEZ PEOPLE. There are most drastic things in the world to complain about than a once-in-a-blue-moon haze.

BAH OK Im done ranting.

Good luck with that HAZE. Hope it blows over soon *shifty eyes*


and I'll just go back to my strawberrying. *munch* =D

[EDIT] and one more point, STOP CRITISIZING INDONESIA CAN? They burn abit to make your day hazey you all complain like hell. Mid Autumn Festival spoil? NEVER MIND LAH STILL GOT NEXT YEAR. You people better be damn grateful Indonesia is where it is cos if it wasnt for them the Dec tsunami that hit them like sh*t would have wiped out Singapore 110%.

You wouldnt be alive to complain.
Singapore wouldnt be on the world map today.
There would not be anymore of us KIASU, KIASI, KIA EVERYTHING PEOPLE on earth.
I wouldnt be here telling you people off.

*mutters* If I were you I'ld just shut my hole and camp out in my room. And If I have to go out, I'ld employ my clothes peg + wet cloth idea. SIMPLE.