Gone Fishing

Stuff never seems to cease to amaze me 0_o

The other day my dad was supposed to go deep sea fishing with his work mates. But the whole fam pestered him to come with us to Araluen Park (some very beautiful park where the tulips are FANTABULICIOUS!!) So he went along with us, or well rather, them cos I didnt go. Towards the end of the day during dinner, we recieved news that the boat which he and the other 4 were going on (the rest went ahead without him) capsized 1.5km out at seaby some freak wave! OMG.

Out of the four on board, 1 went missing (assumed dead by now) and 1 died (I think he got stuck inside the boat) and the other 2 survived closely. Made front page news here in Perth and according to my cousin Kelvin, in Singapore media too.

Front page news (The West Australian - 2 Oct 06)

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To think I could have been fatherless at this point in time 0_o

Poor families of the two deceased men. Poor kids. IN SINGAPORE RIGHT NOW =(
First Steve Irwin and Petey Brock.
Why can't damn bastards like Osama Bin Laden die instead?

And all those other random people whom I would love to put on the firing squad list right NOW.

The other day Nigel showed me this youtube video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

Titled 'Male Restroom Etiquette' , this video pretty much, in a humourous way (I SWEAR THIS IS FUNNY AS!!!) summarises the roots of todays world violence, in my humble opinion =P

WHAT THE COW, you say, they're not related!?

YES. This video does.
Just watch it. =)

And you'll get what I mean.

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[ EDIT ; Only read AFTER watching above mentioned youtube video ]

I mean if not complying to these toilet rules results in such chaos, I can safely conclude that Middle Eastern men, Iraqi in particular, have a strong tendency to chat up their fellow males while doing a piss am I right?

So Iraqi man #1 will come in to relieve his bladder , then Iraqi man #2 will walk in and take the neighboring urinal and they will start a chat about how hot iraqi women are.(and possibly get all aroused at the same time) and then Iraqi man #3 walks in and because he is one of the few who diligently complies with the loo rules, is devastated to find #1 and #2 blatantly showing a disregard for the 'foundations of humankind' and therefore proceeds to the last cubicle whereby he is confronted by the faecal remains of some brainless inconsiderate Iraqi man.

Iraqi man #3 then messes himself up and subsequently shocks the other 2 toilet patrons. blah blah blah yada yada yada *fast forward* and thus causing widespread distress amongst Iraq and this traumatising situation eventually spreads to all neighboring middle eastern countries (aka war). For all we know it will continue spreading around our precious earth. This epidemic has already reached America as any idiot can see after a few urinal-deprived DUMB DUMBS crashed a few planes into strategic american icons and if nothing is done George W Bush will be a victim of the urinal-deprived people of the Middle East. Apparently John Howard is on the same route but that has yet to be confirmed so I shall kindly ask you to stay tuned.

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Back to the sea tragedy.
Mmm... so sad for the two dead men. My condolences to their families <3>
Makes me feel we should all appreciate life more than we do now.
And look, Im doing a nice thing today. Im staying up till 3am to open the front door cos my dad didnt bring his house key. SEE I AM LIKE THE BESTEST LOR. =D


Before I leave off for today, on behalf of all females who walk upon the face of this earth.....

PLEASE MEN, FOLLOW THE DAMN LOO RULES

Anyways. Im going off to read my new PINK (!!) Cosmopolitan magazine. It gots sexy guys in it ^^ HAHAHA JKJK! xD

nites =D