Holiday Agenda

Holidays require holiday resolutions. *sighs*

I solemnly swear that by the end of my three week break I will/would have ...
- go exercise off as much as possible of the 6kg I gained over the past month.
- revise semester 1's work (so I can achieve my 5 A's next sem.)
- practise good eating habits (ie no more consuming a 1kg chocolate mudcake in a week)
- stop wasting time
- sleep more less
- get my L(learner) plates by the end of the holidays and get my butt behind the wheel! ^^
- reduce the amount of time I spend infront of the idiot box screen (ie the computer) esp. MSN
- gotten myself a tall dark handsome and rich boyfriend to shield me from the harsh cold of winter.

Now all I need to fulfill the above is moral support, motivation and encouragement.




I was joking about the tall dark and handsome boyfriend. Though, it would be a very nice addition ^^


My birthday is coming up in a month too ^^
So is Nick Gohs.(oi see I advertised for you!)


Please note us down for your next pressie-shopping expedition. We are beautiful people.

Abit of Sing-Song for you. I know this is Random but I was bored so I searched up the lyrics once again. Thanks to Alyssa for intro-ing this song to me last year. I love it.

I am cow, hear me moo
I weight twice as much as you
and I look good on a Barbeque.
Yoghurt creamcheese and butter
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow I am cow hear me moo!

I am cow eating grass
methane gas comes out my ass
and out my muzzle when I belch
Oh the ozone layers thinner
due to whats left of my dinner
I am cow I am cow Ive got gas!

I am cow here I stand
far and wide upon these lands
and im living everywhere.
from BC to newfoundland
you can squeeze my tits by hand
I am cow I am cow I AM COW!!!


So, anyone up for abit of (cow) tit squeezing?

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