I Dreamt About Being Posessed By a Hose

Digressing abit in the beginning first... PARDON ME

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I went to visit Jinnies blog today and saw her newly bought SPECTACLE CASE! Its fluffy and sheepy! GAWD I LOVE IT.

cute eh? See I have good taste. =)
Jinnie, I want one for my 17th Birthday. Coming up soon. Refer to my profile in the left column for date. Same goes for everyone else, I dont think Jinnie can afford to buy me such luxuries so if everyone puts in $2 or more, there will be enough plus postage to send one to me.

Anyway coming back to the topic.

The other day I dreamt that I was posessed by a garden hose.

A GARDEN HOSE GET THIS.
Actually not from the garden but even better , from a SQUATTING CHEENA TOILET >< ,I actually bent down to smell the hose, dont know why I did it but hey, maybe it smelt fragrant and tasty?

(and you're laughing and trying to tell me: "haha Reena it was the pungent aroma of urine!!")

I shall name the hose MONTY to make it easier to refer to him.

Anyway, Monty had 2 kinks in it (donno what a kink is? see dictionary.com) and everytime the kinks came out and water started flowing, I would be controlled by the evil spirit of the toilet hose.

HOSE: "mwahahaha Reena I am going to control your every thought every move every thought and even the desire to urinate!! you CANNOT ESCAPE the evil of the toilet hose!!!!"

REENA: "ARGH!!! NOOO!! PLEASE!!"

MONTY: "I'm coming to getcha!"

Then I wail like a mad cow about to be castrated of its udders

Monty made me do stuff I never ever wanted to do, like , the spirit of Monty made me go to the park at night and stand at the edge of the pond, urinate into it then walk on the surface of the pond. I confess I was very scared. >< All this time that Im possesed by Monty, I have this bright green neon halo around my whole body. YUXX

Anyway, suddenly Monty leaves me. Oh did I mention that Montys spirit will only leave me if somebody fixes up the kinks in the hose and the water stops flowing out? Yes, suddenly Im de-posessed and standing butt-naked in a park at the edge of the pond. I quickly run back to my house and then I WOKE UP FROM THE DREAM. =) GAWD the embarrasment ><

In the end, Monty the Toilet Hose and Reena the Posessed returned to normal and lived happily ever after.