Act Cute Buay Cute

Gosh why Singaporean girls have to act cute, It baffles me.
Honestly speaking, I feel like my toes are laughing whenever I see blog entries or MSN nicknames like the following.

"Lurrve muii laogong 1314"

"owaes in moii heartxx, iim waittinnggg fur euu worx."

"we go gaii gaii horxx,iiloveeeuxx..baobeixx"

OMG just trying to recreate as many as I can is causing my stomach to shiver and flip around within the confines of my torso like its epeleptic. I mean, how in the cows world can any girl go about writing entire blog entries or msn nicks like this I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. Yes I envision the puppy dog sweet look but if I were a guy I would run as far as my legs can take me. It really does give the impression that you are too submissive and too cute to be independant and you need a guy to protect you physically and emotionally.

How Singaporean guys find that seductive, alluring or attractive,I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
Uggh. NO TASTE WHATSOEVER. SISSY
I always never really found Sg guys all that unique, come to think about it. Only a minority are worth my admiration, romantically or friendship-ly or leadership-ly

And while we are on the topic of gf/bf habits, now this really makes my guts do acrobatics. Its just not logical for teens who wanna look cool. LET ME PRESENT...

The two most disgusting and auntie words Ive ever heard teens call their significant other...

-LAOGONG
-LAOPO

It so screams AUNTIE!!! How could anyone bear to be called such old-fashioned petnames?! Do you honestly want to seen as old and wrinkly (ya lar I know its damn romantic to envision yourselves at 50 still wrapped in each others worlds and smooching but ..back to reality) in each others eyes? If my boyfriend called me that I seriously tell him:

" OI! You implying that Im old ah?!"

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..and dump him right on the spot.

Might as well call yourselves AH MA and AH KONG. lagi old

And the worst part is that even people who dont even have that act cute image use such a persona, like those who are (frankly spking) fat, nothing exeptional or just plain normal.Its just wrong. Why do Singaporean girls have to copy everyone and anyone? Why cant they be more original Yes you will shoot me back that Im Singaporean too but I never used such yucky terminology. Nor have I ever acted cute except one particular Pink phase but that was rather subtle cos I didnt want to be labelled PINKO. All I see when I go out black tank black boob tube jeans slippers.. nothing out of the ordinary no matter how much a clothes shopping paradise we are as a nation. Girls just don't take advantage of it. Everybody are clone clone clone, all vying to see who can be the most cloned clone. hair also styled the same way.

Everytime I see girls write such stuff, I wanna laugh and if its on MSN, i feel the temptation to go up and tell them to stop being so try-hard and PLEASE get a life. I dont see who adopting the cute cute act will melt all the boys and charm them to your feet.

Dont say I jealous that Ive never been attached. If I have to bring myself down to that to get a guy, I rather be single. Yea Im not exactly pretty stuff but who ever said that must be pretty to have a Prince Charming? Sure it helps but heck I think I have a nice personality as it is. =) SO NOT MODEST LOL!

Its so late and Im still blogging about act cuties. I should go sleep.

Buahbai, ii mish euu so much worx my dardar readerrs. reena jie hartss euu muacks muacks sleep early worx.




I told you I have no skill.

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