Mr Befumo

WARNING : EXTREMELY LONG POST. I suggest you make some coffee and maybe maggie mee before you proceed. You might get so engrossed with the length that you faint from hunger

Oh by the way in case you were curious, these are my subjects for this year.

*English (hell no way will I do Eng Lit, killing myself only)
*Foundation Maths. (only cos I didnt have much choice...)
*Media Production and Analysis (we making MTV this semester!)
*Human Biology
*Physics
*Accounting

I seriously love my human bio teacher (as in hes my favourite). He's called Mr Befumo (Buh-Few-Mow). Hes has an earring in one ear and looks abit middle-eastern + australian ethnicity.Hes is so damn farnny!But he dont realise, its like those serious faced comedians Just the way he says stuff is really gay and stupid but so far hes the only teacher who can hold my attention.Which is some feat! lolxx.

Like he was explaining how primates (u know, chimpanzees..etc. and evolution and how we came about. though I personally believe God just made us and planted our butts on Earth. Much more simple logic =D but you are free to believe whichever.Anyway he reassures us that all this is merely scientific theory and may not be true.)

According to him, in the beginning, the primates (aka monkeys) lived in trees, got chased off by apes up to a height of 4 BLOODY METRES! they couldnt compete with these godzilla-like apes so the primates got chased off down to the plains of long grass... here are re-enachment picture of what Mr Befumo drew on the board..
Yes, I know the ape looks like a ghost up a tree but thats what it looked like as Mr B drew it. *class giggles*





From left to right : long grass ,little monkey ape (previously US) , Godzilla Ape. *class starts laughing like mad*

Personally I think his drawings are BEST.Cute and funny and attention-grabbing just how I like it =D

But as usual, Reena thinks she can draw waaayyyy better.
Oh Im sorry I cant resist drawing you my school uniform. well not till I get my hands on a digi cam. I shall put my absolutely amazing drawing skills to good use.



Nice huh? *grins* and no, my skirt is technically not THAT short. cos I am a decent little girl though it can be that short, I pulled mine to be about 3cm above the knee.Somehow my mum thinks its still real sexy sexy -_-

I kinda knew you all were pinning for pictures so that why I was kind enough today to draw some for you. But dont expect them too often unless I think its necessary.=D

Anyway, sheesh my physics maths and bio textbooks aren't here yet, and im supposed to do homework from there over the weekend. where do I get the questions from? the sky? ah oh well I hope the teacher understands that questions cant drop from heaven. I learnt something new today in Physics. SCALER AND VECTOR! hahaha... sorry just had to tell you that. if you wanna know what they are just ask me on MSN or something.

Can you believe that my textbooks cost a whooping $435 in total?! thats including this high tech graphics calculator which come with USB cable and CDROM so you can send your graphs to a computer which can then be projected onto a big screen. TALK ABOUT MULTI FUNCTION , kinda liek that samsung phone which u can project pics ona screen instead of bringing heavy equipment.

"Do you want to bring your briefcase into a meeting or saunter in with just the Samsung D***-*?"

the epitome of COOL.

My calculator costs $184!!!! This is so daylight robbery! Wah liao its only Casio brand u know. OK fine, CASIO is great. (just incase Casio PTE LTD sues me for disgracing their name) My last casio calculator helped me get distinctions in maths you know?! lolxx

Anyway I think Ive typed ENOUGH to satisfy you greedy people. This entry took me 1.5 hours to create including drawing my world-renowed illustrations.

Till next time, as Reena always says..

KEEP YOUR EYEBALLS PEELED O.o