A Humble Cinderella Story

Once upon a time,in the year 2006, there was a 17 year old girl named Reena. She was a pretty,intelligent and very amazingly intriguing girl. (please refer to picture under 'a summary' in this blog)

She was in high school and really enjoyed life. she excelled in many of her subjects (or so she hopes to!!) and was widely known around the school for being highly friendly and unbiased.School started that year and she was raring to go. Soon enough she found out that the ball was coming around. *Yipee!* and from then on, she spent every lesson day dreaming about the perfect ball gown, the perfect pair of heels, the perfect hairstyle,the perfect drool-worthy drop-dead gorgeous face, the perfect limo ride and of course , to top it off...the perfect Prince Charming to whisk her to the ball and sweep her off her feet!

The she found out, that , to her horror, she had, in a bout of suayness (dialect for unlucky) had booked a flight to Sydney on the day of her ball.(cant cancel or change date of ticket cos its budget airline, u wont get refund)
*horrors of horrors* and it was then the whole daydream popped infront of her very own eyes. *sobs* She refused to believe that she would be unable to make it.

*POP*

Then reality sank in - 2 weeks later
Gosh, Cinderella found out that reality could be pretty harsh. =/

But being the highly intelligent girl that she is,and because this is the 21st century so girls are pretty smart asses, Cinderella (not the Fairy Godmother) saves the day! =D

Will any Prince Charming out there whos School Ball do not fall in April 2006, Please come forward and claim this one of a kind gem to escort to the ball.
I promise I will make you the most envied guy at the Ball! lol

Perth Residents only.
[NB] Girls are also welcome to invite me, but please be clear that I am very sure of my sexuality so don't make advances.I assure you that you will be sorely disappointed. TUVM

Subject to approval.No Strings Attached. (I won't go with any Tom Dick or Harry.)
Please Read the following Terms and Conditions of bringing me to the ball.
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TERMS AND CONDITIONS

[1] You are obliged to at the very least, be at the Hotel foyer to meet me.

[2] You are to pay for my transportation and your own ball fee.

[3] Reena has every right to walk out on you at any time should you be an
embarrassment.

[4] YOU have every right to walk out on ME if I make a fool of myself.

[5] Please dress strictly according to the dress code. Please, no extremities.
Simple white shirt and black ensemble is preferble. I like simple. Spiked hair
is a requirement.

[6] You are obliged to bring at least $50 extra cash on that day in case I feel
like going for supper.

[7] You are obliged to see me safely home regardless of where you live.

[8] You cannot be a drinker ( a tiny bit is fine, but thats up to MY discretion)

[9] You must be an intellectual university-bound independant guy who
looks reasonably good and has a good sense of humour.
[10] You will not get attached to me. Unless I get attached to you then too bad.

You must agree to all ten [10] of the above conditions in order to be considered.

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GOSH THAT WAS BITCHY HEY?
AHAHAHHA.....!!!
THATS JUST THE WAY REENA IS =D

Keep Your Eyeballs Peeled for updates on invites. And if nobody asks me, then .. no updates!

Sheesh Reena stop being so high and Mighty!

Reena : "I am?"