Flatulence

Alright you must be over your poots thinking why is this post titled FLATULENCE, like I must be thinking gross...
For all you twitties out there who don't know what flatulence is, Its that terrible and horrigible pong that you smell when you have an excess of certain gases like hydrogen and methane emitted from your rear end. Still too cheem? anyway, ask a friend =D
THATS WHAT FRIENDS ARE FORRRRR...... (to tell you what flatulence is)

Alright I must sound rather nutty today.. what flatulence and ask your friend crap.Yeah I just relised that everytime i plonk my backside infront of the computer I start to emit a unusually large amount of gas. Maybe the air around here is more concentrated and therefore it diffuses into my body via tiny pores on my skin, and the excess still gets ponged out and therefore results in the vicious cycle of flatulence at the computer table.

I just happened to come across a page about Fart facts.
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html Its rather interesting, here are some qs that I found HIGHLY amusing...

WHY DO FARTS COME OUT OF YOUR BUTT?
According to the website, it states that the farts is an anal escape of intestinal gas.And we should be thankful that we humans are not made like certain marine organisms called CRINOIDS,which have U-SHAPED guts thereby resulting in the anal opening being RIGHT NEXT TO THE MOUTH

*GASP!!!*
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME!! next to the mouth!!!! of all places its NEXT TO THE MOUTH!!!

Oh I could just imagine a crinoid at dinner...*sigh*

Plus it says if you swallow lotsa air you will fart more ..*gasp* I should keep my mouth closed more often *chuckles

Yeha you've got to see this website for yourself... it even got a link to a Britney Spears video clip called "opps I farted again!"

ah well.. buhbye.. Im off to see this video clip =D

*POOTS~