I was reading Reginas THIRD blog and came across this really unusual post which I think is rather witty.. you have just gotta read this.. ahaha..

Perfection?
Once upon a time a perfect man met a perfect woman
After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding
and of course , their life was PERFECT.

One snowy stormy Christmas Eve,
The perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a long windy road.
when they noticed someone in distress
and so being the perfect couple they stopped to help the person.
There was Santa with a huge bundle of toys
and not wanting to disappoint any children on Christmas Eve,
the perfect couple helped santa and his toys into their car and drove off.

Suddenly they met with an accident.
But only one survived
WHO??

Only the perfect woman survived.
'COS she was the only one who existed in the first place!!

Women...stop reading here.. its the end of the joke.. really.
Unless you're a man.. continue to read....

So if theirs no perfect man or perfect santa claus,...
The woman must have been driving...
and that explains why there was a car accident!!

by the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading this..
this illustrates another point...

WOMEN DONT LISTEN!

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I know ...PERFECT WOMEN always existed.. then how do yuo explain our incredible ability to be able to multi-task? I think its just maternal instinct eh? Juggling stuff like babies and household chores and work...etc...

MEN, DON'T BE JEALOUS.

* and don't get me started on the car accident.. she was just plain suay.And thats the explanation. You can't give me a reason why men can't multi-task like we women can ,can you?

And going on about the point about women not listening....

you know why?

Cos we women are usually right so theres no point us listening to the wrong.Just a waste of time. Time is precious. Time is business. Time is everything.

*ok.. I was just kidding about the women not listening thingy, I kinda agree to that,even though I'm female, see I'm not biased =)
SEE IM LISTENING!!


I think I've said enough =)
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Do you have something to say? Agree? Object? Wanna argue your point of view?
TAG IT AT MY TAG BOX AND I'LL LISTEN =)

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