Fatness

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Every girls worst nightmare is coming true for meeeeeeeee =(


I am officially 110% overweight...
* sobs sobs*
This is like soooo unfair.... I used to be described like this.....









(beautiful girl)



.....with a body to die for .... like this..













....and now I'm terrified that I'll turn out like this..........

















DO YOU PEOPLE FEEL MY GRIEF????!!!!

Yesterday after council interaction time, me, nicholas goh and lavinna, ..well we went to macdonalds and isnt macdonalds reputed to have high fat food?? (btw the foldover is nice!)

and they happily enjoyed their Macflurrys cos they are supposedly both underweight and so at the same time trying to tempt me while I enjoyed a healthy Milo!! *tweeezzz*

Fortunately I did not succumb to temptation. =)
When I lose at least 5kg then I'll treat myself to MacFlurry ya.

Anyway like today during PE, as we were bouncing the basketballs around the court,,....*GASP* I felt something else bouncing....

the fat ON MY THIGHS!!!!

I was so traumatised as I watched (or felt) the fat going boing boing boing
bouncing higher up and down.. more than the ball I was bouncing....!!
And so I have now vowed to follow the following rules until my target weight of 60kg is reached.. (currently 65kg)

*Only 3 meals a day
*If I want to snack.. only fruits.
*walk whenever possible
*only 1 serving of carbohydrates a day

*go VEGETARIAN!!

I suppose thats enough for now or else I wont be able to keep to it.
Hmmm.... should I consider TAF club???

PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE!!!

Come to think of it.. if u spell TAF backwards it becomes F.A.T. *GASP!!*
Is it just coincidence??!!! WOOOOOOOO!! I just learnt something new today!!

Anyway.. I had better change topic cos my mind is fat and all fat at the moment so ya..
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Well, today we had 3 TESTS IN A ROW! 3 TESTS!!! 3 TESTS U KNOW!!

Can study until my brain shrivels up like a raisin...* scccrrrruuununnnchhh*

and then I will be brainless.

Oooooffffffffff....my eyes are drooping so b4 I drop dead on the keyboard I shall go and take a well deserved nap nap for 2 hours =)

I'll be back to add more brain matter to ur already filthy screen in a short while..

STAY TUNED.WE WILL BE BACK RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK
*MUSIC PLAYS..... ENDS*

PS: Sleep is essential to weight loss.






3 people commented:

Anonymous said...

waaa....u where got so fat... and where got such a lovly body b4....lol creapping...maybe only ur cheeks...anyay this is really interesting...i rate it 9 out of 10

Anonymous said...

u fat mahz....???
TOLD U U WERENT LE MAH!!!
hmph~
insulting me izzit???
nahz....
dun type ani mor le...
im going 2 slp...
juz took my medi.
nitez...

Alyssa said...

hi reeeenaaaa~ u're TALL. tall. tall. not fat.

THINK TALL! tall. tall. tall. tall. tall. tall.

*ringing in ur head*
"tall.. tall.. tall.."