4WDrivers Are Wankers

I am so sorry if your mum/dad/relative/dog/cat, drives or owns a 4WD, but ...................

I REALLY STRONGLY DISLIKE PEOPLE WHO OWN 4WD CARS!!!!

Why do people, in this increasingly cramped up suburban lifestyle that we live in, feel the need to buy such big monstrosities? It is so ridiculous. There are SO MANY FUCKING REASONS WHY I DETEST THOSE..... THINGS! Like....

1) THEY ARE SO BIG THAT THEY BLOCK YOUR VIEW.

Right, so have you ever been to one of those intersections whereby theres heaps of oncoming traffic zooming at high speeds and you want to of course, merge into the flow.




So I was going to turn left and this MASSIVE 4WD pulled up beside me intending to turn right.
..... and effectively blocking all my view of the oncoming traffic =_= As you can see from the diagram above, the thick red lines represent my effective field of view and of course, the wanker had cut off my view and I would not be able to see any on coming traffic until they were right infront of me and ofcourse thats dangerous isnt it lovely people?!

And to make things worse, this 4WD driver was so chicken . He/She would not move even when he/she could! like he/she could have just gone to the middle opening and stopped there if he/she could not continue but no! He/She stays in that position next to me for like 5minutes and cars are starting to build up behind me and him/her and are all honking at him/her to go! It seemd that people were also horning at me (I was on my L's then) but if the stupid 4WD doesnt move, I cant see, and I cant move!

Therefore - wanker. *nods vigorously*

2) THEY THINK THEY ARE VERY BIG.

I sometimes am in traffic and a 4WD will be behind me. Im stopped at the traffic lights cos well, its red. Then when I come to take off when the lights turn green well its not instantaneous 0-100km in 2 seconds right?! So I will be building my speed up, trying not to over-revvv up the engine and thus stressing my car and wasting precious petrol (Have you seen how ridiculous petrol prices are now?!, and the distances in Perth are def more than Singapore. I drive 20km to and from work already and thats 'near'. NOT TO MENTION 80KM for uni.)

And then! the 4WD behind me will like..... be behind me not KEEPING THE RECOMMENDED SAFE DISTANCE OF AROUND 1.5 CAR LENGTHS AWAY FROM ME and tailgate-ing me at extremely close range, riding up my cars arse that its literally making love to my poor car.

I feel very emo now. My car has to put up with such baskets. Me and my car have a very strong bond ok! 0-0

If I suddenly brake and the 4WD kisses my cars arse then I have every frikkin right to sue the wanker. sue him! SUE SUE SUE!

No I will not go from 0 to 100km just cos your V8/12 whatever engine cannot function at lower speeds. You can damn well go at whatever speed the car infront of you is going at.

Just cos you like to show off your big equipment you are therefore, a wanker.

3) THEY TAKE UP SO MUCH SPACE.

I think this one is self explanatory. They hog up the roads which are built for standard sized cars. I always have to inch past them like a turtle when Im fighting for carpark lots and usually cos Im so slow creeping past them I lose my spot to some other person who didnt have to inch past a wanker. RAWR.

Therefore - wanker.


4) THEY EAT PETROL BY THE MEGALITRE.

The world natural resources are in crisis! Conserve fuel! not only 4WD's, but all those fuel guzzlers V8's. stupid. No-one really cares weather you car goes vroom vroom, meow meow or woof woof.





Thus, wanker.


I think thats about all the reason why I megaly dislike 4WD people. The world is getting more crowded, fuel is getting so expensive that you might as well start using it as your favourite colonge. Besides, big cars are so unnecessary, unless you're a male, have a small penis, and need something like a car to like, make up for what you lack in manhood, GET A REASONABLE CAR OK!












Otherwise, as Reena says, you're a wanker. =D