Suddenly there was a beeping noise. The first younger woman pressed her forearm and the beeping ceased.
The others look on questioningly.
"That was my pager, I have a microchip under my skin" explained the first young woman.
A few minutes later a phone rang. The second younger woman then proceeded to talk into the palm of her hand. When she finished, she expained that it was her micro-chip mobile phone.
The old woman, at this stage, felt really low-tech. But not to be outdone, she decided to do something really impressive too. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She finally returned with a piece of toilet paper coming out of her rear end. The other 2 women raised their eyebrows and stared , to which the old woman responded...
"Well would you look at that, IM GETTING A FAX!"

Old women are sexy yup. =o=
Joke courtesy of Graham Hall - via email. Thanks much dude!
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