I have cousins on both sides of the Causeway (that links Singapore to Malaysia), because my mum is Malaysian. My dad is from Singapore, but hes a super Chinex (My mum coined that term lol! - meaning 'China man', the kind that MUST EAT RICE EVERY SINGLE DAY =o=)
To be honest, I was never really close to my malaysian counterparts. Partly cos I didnt ever live there and thus hardly ever saw them except for a trip up every year or so. Also, there was the big-arse language barrier. Knowing my linguistic (lack of) skill, I could only converse in english and understand the basic of the most basic Hokkien, and I, in my then naive-ness, automatically assumed that they were Malay/Hokkien educated and thus English = Cannot Make It.
(they probably thought likewise for me: Hokkien = Cannot Make It)
Oi, its only recently I realised that Ah Mah calling me 'gin-nah', was hokkien for 'kid', I all along thought it was some hokkienised version of 'Reena' =o=!!
So for the past 17 years of my life, whenever I headed up north over the Causeway, the amount of interaction between me and my malaysian cousins was pretty much almost nil, or if we ever communicated, it was using some kinda really damn lame sign language and little wierd non-civilised noises.
...... at this point, Im sorry but I find that (sign language and NC noises) really funny. I can feel the giggles and gurgles creeping up my oesophagus.
Pardon me, I shall go one side to laugh...
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!
Ok, done laughing (:
Right where was I? Ah thats it.
So yeah, I never really communicated with them much, let alone hold proper conversations.
Until recently, I have totally no freakin idea how it started, my cousin added me on MSN. For one moment I was like... OMG HOW HOW?
Was I supposed to come up with some form of MSN-STYLE Hokkien?
Like .."err, le hor bo?" ('You good?')
Or maybe a not so polite "Simi tai ji?' ('Whats up?') and keep my fingers crossed that I dont sound rude lol!
Turns out he could speak english.. fluently =o=
Super tu lan on my side of the conversation ok. Thank goodness for the computer screen hiding my face ROFL!
So there I was racking my brains to like 5 years ago trying to remember which one this cousin was, until I realised they don't live at Ah Mah's house (where I always stay) and have a double story abode elsewhere.......................which led me to identify them by the most retarded question... I asked him:
"Are you the one who lives in the double story house with white tile floors? I remember going to that house like a decade ago and then we played in a cardboard box house, then one of you always wee wee on the floor inside when we were playing."
Talk about super stupid memory =o=
Until now, none of the 3 siblings will fess up to who was the one who kept passing urine on my feet many years ago. Nevermind lol. Heck, you honestly think I would admit I had a bladder dysfunction if it was me?!
NO WAY MANS! =DD
Anyways, that was like when I was 6-8 years old, so its quite a long time ago. To cut the long story short, Im 18 now and fellow crap-mate cousin Calvin (20) are can say pretty good MSN buddies lol! (Ive got wierd feeling you are the one who wee wee'ed on my feet.. hooorrrrrrr!)
Currently studying (or more like HOLIDAYING =.=) in Japan on a scholarship, he is one super lucky guy. I want to go Japan too *wails*(Bet he's trying to pick up japanese girls, just he's not blogging about it.. HOR!)
Ok jokes jokes!
One thing I realised when I first saw pics of him after so many years... IS HOW FREAKIN TALL HE IS CAN?! I thought I was the only one who got the tall gene and it showed up in my phenotype (biological term for 'physical appearance').
Seriously puts my 1.7m stature to shame =o="
Wahahah. I photoshopped the above pic to make his friends legs all crooked, and made the faces go swirly swirly hahaha. Sorry hor. Im still a Photoshop amateur =)
Maddison (M-dogg) read his blog once, and thought we were boyfriend-girlfriend! HAHAHHAHAH that is super funny! But totally incestuos. =// ew lol!
Me and Calvin made a pact to go try Sup Torpedo together one day =D Sup Torpedo is Bull's Penis Soup! haha. Trust Malaysians to come up with such interesting ...er... cuisine
He suggested going for Sup Tornado (rabbits penis soup) first. Im like NO WAY! SO SMALL. Should go for the king (kong) one then got balls. (no pun intended lol)
Anyway, POOR BUNNY. xD
Actually, Im pretty sure I will somehow chicken out and gag at the sight of Sup Torpedo, BUT HEY NEVER HURT TO TRY RIGHT?! =D
OH MY
Can't believe I actually go make a pact to go suck on a dead animals reproductive organ _-_
ANYWAY! Ok ah Calvin, its 5.40am and seriously got nothing else to say about you. or was I talking wayyy too much about myself more like it? :D
To end off, heres a nice picture of your awesome fellow ka ch'ng (:
I know.. so totally irrelevant!
To visit Calvins blog, click here (:
4 people commented:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (period!)
i couldn't believe that you actually took my suggestion and went blogging about me. i was merely joking to you that night and you actually came out with such an entry. anyway, at least you didn't talk about any fictional stuff about me =P
HAHAHAHAHAHA u are gonna eat a PENIS?? (or possible many) haha thats disgusting... like giving a blowjob to a dead animal... EEWWWWWWWWWWW! its beastiality EEEWWWWWWW just wrong HAHAHAHAHAHA haha i think its funny that, assuming "sup" means soup, that they call a bulls penis a TORPEDO!! haha what a hilarious euphamism... M DOGG out!
@ Calvin:
yeah i took it seriously. nice hor? :D
@ m-dogg:
yeah i can after tha, officially say i gave a blowjob before HAHAHAHA
wow it's a small world. i often read calvin's blog and now i found u from kenny's blog =p total random haha
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