Bahaha.! Ok, JOKES JOKES. Im not. LAWL! But is that the most unflattering picture of me ever hahaha. I crack up everytime I look at it. =D
But anywaysssss! Who actually got sperminated?
*drumroll*
JAMIE (EFFIN') LYNN SPEARS IS PREGGERS!
POP CHAMPANGE! BABY SHOWERRRRR!!!! =D
how bout no?
*mutters something disgusted under my breath*
Ok, I know I cannot judge, and I probably am one of those sickly virgins out there who would feel nauseated at pregnant teenagers and start flashing my preachy face to all who bother looking my way. But anyways, getting on.
The fact is, Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant to her live in non-celebrity boyfriend Casey Aldridge, who at 19, is 3 years her senior. HER LIVE IN BOYFRIEND LEH!
WHO THE FISH ALLOWS THEIR 16 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER TO LIVE WITH HER BOYFRIEND?
OR HAS AMERICAs adult age shifed from 21 to 16? WAY AHEAD OF THE REST OF THE WORLD?!
The couple met at a church.. get this. a church. and what with Jamie a well known name on kids channel Nickolodean, what will the kids think?! That their gorgeous idol is preggers at 16 and oh its perfectly fine. and normal, and well,, church, thats abit self explanatory.
16!
Thats illegal mans. Jamie is underaged! But surprisingly, theres no rape charges being pressed. pfft age of consent.....She wants to decide to keep bubbers when she looks like like the kinda who prolly cant decide wheather to have peanut butter or Jam on her morning toasts.
stupid whoreing celebritism again. JUST COS THEY ARE FAMOUS.
All this while I thought that Britney was the effed up child and Jamie would turn out better, like, you know, their mum would think OH MY, MUST BE A GOOD MOMMY TO JAMIE SO THAT SHE DONT TURN OUT LIKE BRITTERS.
But NO!
I reckon she should get Worst Ever Mommy of the Century Award. and I second, third, fourth and fifth that myself hahaha. NEH!
I reckon Jamie is worse than Britney, in this case though. Least Britney was married and 22 when she first started cranking up the mass production system. JAMIE IS UNMARRIED, UNDERAGED AND 16.
and to be honest, other than a cliche set of abs, Casey Aldridge has a horrible hairstyle, and he looks like that Wanker dude that I spoke to on Myspace not too long ago,which YOU all dont need to know about, cos hes a desperate friend seeking ****head.
Oh wow.
Somehow Britters seems so angelic in comparison.
Your thoughts?
(mans, I suddenly became so bitchy in this post no?)
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