Gmail Hits Da G-spot Everytime

With Aimi recently gone to Japan, she instructed me (if I wanted to keep in contact =.=) to create a Gmail account.

You know, I always thought gmail was on an invite basis only. Cos there were people like Nicholas *cough* Goh *cough*ho told me you can only use Gmail if a Gmailer invites you. So there I was thinking 'PFFT snobby!'

I think it was him who invited me to use Gmail.. this was a few dinosaur ages go lol. But cos of my impression of Gmail, I stuck a finger up Gmails hole and walked away, holding my head up higher and flying the 'I Love Hotmail' flag. (:

Anyway, shortly before Aimi left for Jappy, I created a Gmail account just to make her happy lah, and also so we could communicate via her FUNKY NEW BABY PINK HANDPHONE!

A lil too chunky for my liking but ITS BABY PINK! I actually didnt know till today that Casio makes phones LOL. I think this one has pretty funky features. I was joking with Joooshiebob the other day, how is Aimi gonna contact us?

and so I act smart, suggested that u never know wat funky technology japanese has now so for all we know she hooks up on MSN via a diamond ring that has a teeny weeny screen (:

;0

Anyways, oh and this is kinda like.. one week late, but Im still gonna tell haha. Last week at work I was taking this couples order. They were like I think in their 70's and really cute. Like they kept holding hands and doing the whole mushy lovey dovey thing infront of the whole restaurant so theres me trying to pretend I didnt see them and their little PDA's. Kays, so the lady ordered a bottle of Penfolds Chardonnay (you know what, I really know my alchohol now after working at this restaurant, I can literally ramble off the entire wine and booze list for you!) and told me to come back for the meal order in a few minutes. So I did.

3 mins or so later I returned and she gave me her order.

... Fried Rice

... Garlic Prawns

... Honey Chick-

Halfway through me writing down 'Honey Chicken', the old lady stood up, peered RIGHT INTO MY EYES and you will laugh your socks off....

SHE SMACKED MY CHEEKS CHEEKILY, twice! AND SAID 'YOU'RE CUTE!'

and then she grins at me like Im a little 5 year old sits down and continues her lovey doveyness with her husband (I assume) .

:O !!!!!

Shuda seen my face it was probably real classic. Whats more, her table wasnt exactly some secluded corner it was near the door so lotsa people could see! Then on the way out later that night, as they walked out to leave the man laughed and said 'aww you sweetpie!' followed by the old lady who patted my cheeks firmly once again and repeated 'You're cute!' AND WALKS OFF LIKE ITS PERFECTLY NORMAL.

And of course, my co workers were laughing. DUH.

I love my customers. <3>

I love Gmail even more. It hits my G-spot everytime *wink*