Stupid Cockroach!

OMG I HAD SUCH A BEYOND AWESOME DAY MANS!

Actually, there was the good and the bad.

I start with the good (and damn funny sheet)

Today after school Hazels daddy picked us both up and sent me home but before sending me home we went to pick up Hazels bro from the train station. While waiting in the car Hazel pulled out a photocopied newspaper article from her english notes about Phobias.

I quote an excerpt of it (its not 100% accurate cos I cant rmb the exact words but it went something like this):

In one case, Mrs L was a self confessed clean freak and had a phobia of germs or anything dirty. She used to vacuum her children upon arrival home and
once, when one of her sons had a friend over she maniacly chased the poor boy
with a vacuum cleaner in an attempt to 'clean him up'. Her two children grew up
to believe that vacuuming ones kids were a normal daily practise.

OMG CAN?! WHO THE HELL VACUUMS THEIR KIDS??!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE WERE LAUGHING LIKE MAD??!!! I SWEAR THE CAR WAS SHAKING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a classic can It made my day. =)

Second thing. now this is well, somewhat funny somewhat embarrasing and somewhat terrifying.

I got home from work today and it was nearly midnight and I as usual was half brain dead.
I went to shower.

Halfway through my shower I turned away from the shower head to face the shower curtain and *bam bam bam* guess what.


THERE WAS A FROOKING HUMUNGOUS FREAKING MULTIPLE LEGGED BLACK GLOSSY ADULT COCKROACH PERCHED ON THE SHOWER CURTAIN HAPPILY PERVING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I SCREAMED MY LUNGS OFF OK! It was so disgusting and you are most likely laughing your bum off at my hilarity but it was disturbing! At this time of the night I get shocked easily, and I most probably believe anything you say. If you were to tell me Im a purple polka-dotted gay dinosaur chances are, I'll believe it inside out. =//

I dont like cockroaches ok! I rather eat Sup Torpedo than go within 1m of a cockroach, regardless of size. Anyway, I screamed, grabbed my towel and dashed out of the bathroom heck-caring my dripping wet self and attempted to make the distance between myself and roachie as big as possible.

My mommy, at my high pitched voice insistence, flushed the offending pervert culprit down the lavatory. *whoosh* BYE BYE! *reena waves in joy*

Blah its 1am! Must sleep must sleep only 6 days till the Ball! Im growing alot of pimples this week and I must rid myself of them lest I end up with yucky pictures forever of me at the Ball.

=D
Im so excited. my life is looking much more better now ^^ Ball, Canberra and Sydney here I come!