Porky Talk

As I sit here and type this post my left foot is getting MAJORLY itchy and annoying the cow out of me. I cant exactly pin point the spot of itchyness but its THERE its THERE. xD

Talking about cows and animals now that I mention it....

I had a super interesting conversation with Chew Jinnie and Ashraf ytd. Please excuse us for we are rather open and blunt people and we talk about random things. So at ard 12am ytd night three of us joined together for a threesome three way conversation, about well.... sex? 0_o

Ok see, its started out about how Ive become a piece of charsiew (bbq pork) due to the massive heatwave here in Perth and how for muslim Ashraf to eat me would be potentially fatal. And Im not exactly the prettist girl in the world

So I said well Im not bad ok, its like kuay chap (if Im not wrong its like pig random meat all cooked into one soupy dish). Looks horrigible but so many people wouldnt mind eating it. Right?

Then I went on to say that kuay chap is that, in my humble opinion rather DISGUSTING. But Jinnie fought back by saying its better than chewing a smily Reena in ones mouth (and this statement just made me have stomach convolutions that moment cos I found that visualisation extremely disturbing......)

I dont know how I came out with the following retort but it sure sent three of us off our chairs with laughter....

"it could have been having godly sex with its fellow female counterpart and
everyone knows for a fact that pig orgasms last like.. 30 minutes so for all you
know your could have been eating a pig who had the misfortune of experiencing a
to intense orgasm and died midway through its little activity!"

Scuse me. At 12-6am that time period my brain is rather off its rocker.

The funnyness carried on with Jinnie casually remarking 'fancy doing it while hanging on a conveyor belt...'

Ok.. bahahahahahaha!!!!

Ashraf just sat there and dully mentioned he didnt get aroused while we did all this porky talk. I mean if he got aroused from porky talk I swear me and Jinnie will look at him with glazed horrified eyes and s-l-o-w-l-y edge our chairs away from this conversation..... =_=

But did you know that according to Ashraf and Indonesian news a PIG-HUMAN was born??!!!!

A PIG HUMAN CAN??!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<>

Im not going to be sleeping well tonight thats for sure...