Buzzed Over Flies

I detest FLIES! HORRIBLE FLIES!

Here I am trying to do a english essay in the wee hours of the morning and reading through me and *censored name*'s chatlogs and there is a stupid freakin' blue and green hologramic fly the size of my arse buzzing around and there you have me in one of the most comical situations ever to catch me in - doing the Fly Dance aka trying to smack it with the nearest flat object I can get my hands on (other than computer screen).

Geebus FLIES!

I hate it how they make this super annoying BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ sound as they are in motion and the worst part is when they fly right up ones ear canal! or sit on the edge of the Pina (ear flaps, for all you non human bio people) and play their little so called 'music'.

Like cant they make another sound?! =_=

I rmb my dad once had a can drink open and some idiotically curious Kaypo fly happened to 'topple' in and subsequently sizzle in the acidic contents (speaking of that, I dislike soft drinks. urgh). My dad, oblivious to his drinks new ingredient, took a swig and next thing you know....




*crunch crunch*




*PUI!!!!*


*disgusted look on face*


If that ever happened to me I would probably have soaked my orifice with the strongest wash I could find and then soak it in hot water and do all kinds of things to it to get every effing bit of fly out of my mouth.

I dont know where this fly that Ive talked about has gone to. It was buzzin round the computer as I typed this post and then it went somewhere behind the CPU. I think it might have become fried. Meh. It hasnt made a sound for quiet some time, so I assume its somewhere in the likes of the Pearly Gates of Heaven (or Hell) having a nice little friendly chat with God and at the same time having some good ol' beer like all blokes do.

Well Im assuming the fly was a bloke cos female flies are smarter. You dont go annoy a fellow (abiet human) female whos doing her school work and expect to come out in one piece. Do you? hm?









Dont like FLIES mansssssss.... BBZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! WHERE IS THE WINTER SEASON WHEN YOU NEED IT!