Brag and I'll Fart

ARGH!

annoyed annoyed annoyed.

Today in maths, me and a few girls were of course stoning abit instead of doing the assigned exercise. I suddenly feel no urge to study..

Then we got onto the subject on whos got their P plates or how far you gone on your driving..etc etc, and for me Ive had slow progress (7 lessons so far) but progress nontheless. Im quite proud of myself. Driving is a big step to independance for me anyway. Can as and when I like hop out and go shopping. tehehe.

However, some people really piss me off.

I CANNOT STAND HOW EVERYONE IS FRIKKIN BRAGGING ON HOW THEY ARE 'NATURAL DRIVERS'

"oh Im a natural driver, I passed the test first shot without lessons. I just got hints from friends."

"nah drivings easy. I can drive naturally."

"driving comes naturally to me. its pretty straight forward."

Look. What do you want me to do? Buy a copy of Driving Sutra? Sure great you can drive easily without hurling a few hundred dollars at an instructor to teach you and everything but NOT EVERY FRIKKIN BODY is like you.

I admit I am a crappy driver. I over estimate my acceleration and sometimes randomly zoom off into oblivion. Sometimes I stall in the middle of roundabouts cos the engine lost reve. But thats normal for manual cars (and crappy driver) But Im getting better ok? I can drive without scaring other road users off flying onto kerbs. Im still a considerate driver nontheless. NOT LIKE SOME PEOPLE WHO CLOCK 21OKM/HR ON A 70KM ROAD.

I know driving isnt hard. But I dont get practise outside of lessons. And if you are a manual learner it makes it doubly hard. But nevertheless I will persevere and become a better driver than all you pip-squeaks out there! *points and glares*

I am warning all and all, from now on, if I hear the two words 'natural driver' or anything similar emanating from anyones (largest) facial orifice, I swear I will fart my best loudest, continuous and wettest fart I can muster up, worse than mister old man mentioned 2 posts ago, and stroll past you simultaneously like I have no other care in the world. I might whistle as I go along for your ears benefit.


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