The War With The Englishmen

I just returned from a gruelling 3 hour English exam and I must say that this is the very first exam in my entire life where by my BRAND NEW one of a kind blue gel ink pen ran out in one sitting! 0_o

Thats about 8 pages of my signature miniscule writing (and I hope its big enough for the examiner to read!)

Thats $2.50 finished.

Gone.
Dead.
Mampus.
Mati
si liao


3 more brand new gel ink pens left on the death row. *evil grin*

Seriously, the way I eat up blue pens this year is about the same frequency I change my underwear. =//

Ok abit too much info? 0_O

Anyways back to where I was before.
I have to admit I was pritty nervous this morning.. frantically going through all my notes on narrative, print and drama techniques yadda yadda yadda...

Tried to commit whatever I missed out during my endless study to memory.

Then before I knew it I was sitting in the exam room, BRAND NEW AIRCON blasting my neck ! ^^

bliss ~~~ !!!

After 10 minutes reading time I was finally allowed to pick up my pen and write my heart out. ^^

I wrote.

I scribbled.

(I doodled... a bit)

I scrawled my fancy running writing styles towards the end of each essay. Ending each one with a big flourish (and wasting precious ink)

*somewhere along the way got stuck on a essay question which after nearly 30mins of staring at it it still didn't make any sense*

and finally ...

at long last...

after more than THREE hours...

I, with all the splendour of a victorious knight in shining armour....


*and with a big satisfied grin on my face*

...upon the holy last piece of paper...




I put a full stop and ceased writing.

My pen.

Drained and lying limp after its massive marathon
It died.
Knowing it had made its owner DAMN PROUD. =DDD

And I must say my butt seemed to, somehow in the last 3 hours, managed to become THIIIISSSSS much flatter. *tries to indicate with fingers*

Nick DUH great told me theres butt implants available these days but I think me, at a tender age of only 17, well..

I would like to think my butt still has enough plump in it to re-plump itself up again. Like those memory foams where you press it and knead it all out of shape and it just obediently bounces back to its original shape ^^

Though todays war against the Englishmen has been waged, there is still 4 more to go.. *puff puff*

Tomorrow I shall take on the Mathematicians and the Accountants *flexes muscles*
Till tomorrow...

*deep sexy voice*

I big you goodbye and good health.


JAHAHAHAHAH! Oh my gawd I think, after re-reading this post (spell check) I kinda feel like I slowly morphed from innocent female student grumbling about an exam to deep sexy handsome knight in shining armour through my writing! 0_o

ahem...

*sweet voice*




hey darling *kissy kissy*

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