Singapore?

I have to admit, after almost a year of my ass planted in Perth...

I MISS SINGAPORE! =(

12 Things I miss/love/adore/find real hilarious about Singapore
(I chose 12 - 12 months away.)

1) No retard chewing gum to ruin my shoes! (or bum for the matter. Im talking benches and chairs here)

2) HAWKER FOOD. Nowhere in the world can you get C grade hawkers producing food thats tastier than their A grade hygiene-rated counterparts.

3) Innovative and quirky people - ie: turning piss into NEWater. No more buying from Malaysia? Now whos pissed?!

4) Singlish. What more can I say? Its infamous.

5) Cheapo accesories like mobile phone casings.Aussie fakes cost $18!! for two pieces of plastic! GAHHHH~

6) MRT and Bus system. So easy to get anywhere.

7) Shopping. Cheap as. Cute as. Singaporean as. Enough said.

8) Abit wierd. But the fact you can have prostitution amidst religious buildings. Contradicting? YES.

9) I don't know if this is true but from what I hear, oral sex is forbidden by law. HEY LOOK HONEY THE POLICE ARE OUTSIDE THE WINDOW! (jahahaha we have such screwed up law makers)

10) Males gotta do NS (national service aka army). Love to see them botak heads.

11) Females dont need to do NS.

12) Reena. Reena is Singaporean. Period.

I know theres heaps more stuff about our tiny beloved island but its 10pm and I can't think. Pardon me.

Today I was talking to Nicholas Goh. HE LOOKS SO DIFFERENT! HIS MSN DP!!! I think alot of my singaporean friends are close to unrecognisable now....

I can recall that faithful day in sec 2. He was this cute as little shortie wearing his council tie (nowhere authorative or scary looking if you ask me) and he thought I was some arrogant stuck up smartass chick.

I think he looks more mature now. Though not as cute as before.

We were discussing Xiaxue's latest blog post. The one where she insanely blows $500+ to get a pink camera cos its PINK
And then she buys a white laptop to entertain herself on her plane trip to America to visit her boyfriend. (and then shows us how she puts all these pink crystals on the cover to prettify it)

So then there was me and nic discussing laptops and how mac ibooks are cool. I said I wanted to get a glossy black lappy (and we can get matching ibooks) when I get to uni and then, buy those pink crystals and stick them on my lappy to make it ubernetly glamour-puss. Prolly get either an Asus or Toshiba.

Upon hearing me say I wanted to put pink diamonte crystals on my laptop, he said:

"diamonds -.- Girls best fren"

So I retorted back:

"then you gonna stick what? Dogs ah? (mans best friend)"

Andy thinks its sexist cos I aimed it at males.
Sexist meh? 0_o

That just reminded me, I remember in year 9, during an english class (and because I was in Academic Extension, we got to do Shakespeare and all that cheem stuff) we were doing poetry study.

Some pretty well known poem though I cant rmb what it was called. It was about some english duke who liked to feel up/perve on his duchess na dhe hates females for some reason.Though on first read I didnt get a single thing about what this poem was saying. It was saying something about him seeing the duchesses breasts as watermelon look-a-likes and she was a brainless cow and yadda yadda yadda. -.-

Yes I was suppperrr INNOCENT 14 year old.

I even had the guts to ask "Whats watermelons gotta do with the duchess's chest?"

So anyway, we participated in a discussion after the teacher painstakingly deciphered the poem, line by line, word by word, for our young minds.

Teacher : So after reading this poem, can anyone describe this dukes character? Give me descriptive words.

Me : *raises hand frantically* yeah. He's sexist

Teacher : *turns to board to write that down but stops halfway* HUH? SEXY?

*WHOLE CLASS CRACKS UP*

And then I died of embarrasment
I think after that everyone was under the impression I had a thing for older men. =//
I swear. I don't. PFFT.

HMM.....You know,Im going though a food-phase atm. Other than eating a truckload of apples (as mentioned in my last post) I think Im hooked on strawberries and vanilla icecream. My dad made this strawberry puree from a whole stack of squishy strawberries which the local strawberryer didnt want cos they were not firm enough for sale -.-

The puree was sitting in the fridge for like a week and I didnt know. I thought it was char siew sauce -.- Cos my dad makes char siew sauce too. *shrugs* As my dad says:

You're losing touch with reality Reena. Too much computer.

Anyway. heres a preview of starwberry puree and vanilla icecream (5th bowl for the day). Super sinful but super yummylicious ^^

PURE HEAVEN.

Oh wells. You only gots one life. Might as well enjoy ^^

(Ok fine you can argue I could reincarnate and thus its another life but who knows how long till then??!! I cannot wait.)