Cheappie

I just read Monsieur Keywins blog (also known as my cousin dearest). *shifty eyes*

And that annoying mister has painted a gorgeous picture of me to all his readers, as a 17 year old girl who can get high over a man who tries to chat me up by calling me a pretty asian, and almost 2 months later still can't get over that 'life changing event'.

I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT INCIDENT AND HE HAD TO JUST REMIND ME.

I only have one conclusion.

HE WANTS TO BE CALLED A 'HANDSOME ASIAN'


Come come everyone, on the count of three...
1
2
3...

HANDSOME!!!!



If he's reading this I hope I just made his day.

And if any of his buddies are reading this, do me a favour, next time you see him, call him handsome. One good deed a day keeps low self-esteem at bay. \(^.^)/

Enough said.

And ... back to topic, before I digressed...
Though I don't really keep up with Singaporean local news (and aussie newspapers are as interesting as the 'why did the chicken cross the road?' joke)

but what the what..?!

Another man, apparently, jumped onto the MRT train tracks and ascended to Heaven (or I suppose its more like Hell in his case)

Singaporeans seem to really love killing themselves by jumping in the path of an oncoming train. I think I lost count how many people have leaped off mrt platforms in the past 3 years...
20 phalanges are just not enough I suppose.

So drama-mama.

Then in true singaporean style the media give the incident high publicity and as a result the public floods the family with $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
In this mans case its $500 000! 0_O

Frankly, even if it does benefit the family (if they were a poor bunch), I seriously don't think giving up a life is worth $500k. A life is only worth half a million?!

CHEH.
On www.humanforsale.com (where you can calculate your worth) I racked up ard $1.4million (about half of a 21 year old millionairess)
And I was only like 16 then. Think of all the potential I could grow in the coming years.

and even if this guy who jumped was a low-income earner.
$500 000 for a life is...


Its still soo...


CHEAPSKATE.

I could Ebay my toenails for more than that.
GEEZ.