Today I had to take a train like at 7.30am to the other end of Perth (1 hour ride) to attend a stall my religion (Mahikari) was holding at a community fair. With my friends picking me up at the arriving station and we would all drive into the ULU-ness (desertedness) of the country side which doesnt have a train service.
So I got onto the train, admiring the passing scenery (aka old run down buildings, roads, cars, random people of Perth...blah blah blah all while plugged into my Ipod to the tune of Love Shack by B-52 =D)
About 2/3rds the way along the train journey, ok, its Sunday and in the morning this early the trains are rather empty and Im riding all the way into the outskirts of humane civilisation.
There was this guy sitting in the seat infront of me...
Lets call him Mr Pervy for our reference
Mr Pervy was sitting in seat A, I in seat B
Then he turns around and SO DAMN RUDELY interupts my 'love shack. BABY! love shack!'...
Pardon me but is this the way to Midland?
*removes earphones* yup. its the last station.
so, what are u going to Midland for? Its a long way for someone young like you this early. Oh and umm can I sit next to you? turning my head back is aching my nexk muscles.
mmm a stall at Toodyay Community Fair... yeah I suppose so. * so he moves into seat C*
You are indeed a very pretty asian. One of the best Ive seen in Perth. Where are you from?
Umm.. thanks. From Singapore. You? You don't sound very native australian to me.
I see. I am from Bosnia.
Oh. Why did you move here?
To find YOU.
*gives me that in-love gaze, then one minute later*
I was kidding. Don't worry.
*yeah right dont worry. stares in amazement at this guys nerve*
So how old are you?
17.
Studying or working?
studying. year 12. (yes I lied. but I had to make myself look older and less vulnerable.)
aww thats too bad. you arent old enough to go clubbing.
*ok at this point Im trying and hoping with all my anus muscles that he gets the msg that I want to listen to my Ipod and not his endless questions*
so do you have a mobile phone? what brand?
yes. Nokia.
I see. I use Samsung. I like flip phones. They are very sexy.
*Like I care about what brand he uses -.- then for boredoms sake to make him uninterested and shocked at my idiot guy talking skills, I start rambling on about flip phones and how they, medically, pose a health threat to finger and wrist joints due to overuse, and thus my favourtism towards bar shaped phones.*
may I have your number? We can go out for a drink at a cafe or something one day.
no. I'm sorry but I dont give out my number to people I dont know (at this point Im getting real sick of being Little Miss Nice)
oh thats ok. I totally understand. Do you have a boyfriend?
no.
aw thats a pity. I can tell you make a very good girlfriend. Why arent you attached?
cos I wanna um.. concentrate on studies first.
I see. Any guy would be lucky to be with you. you are indeed gorgeous.
*at this point I wanted to reply : yeah and YOU would be very lucky if you didnt end up walking out of this train with your legs stuck apart like you've got something up your butt hole if you don't stop talking to me and disturbing my peace*
Anyways we finally reach the station and Rui Hsian was there waiting for me so all was fine. Mr Pervy left and I never hope to see him again.
Anyways. On the way back to the station, that Monsier Zi Fong aka little brother of Rui Hsian, took pictures of me while I snoozed like a pig in the back seat WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE.
And apparently threatens to put them as his MSN display picture to show the entire world Reena in her sleepy glory. Bet he wont do that anyways. Im too gorgeous to go on show like that. I cant get them off him anyway. I hope hes deleted them.
Yes I had an interesting day.
Before I end, if I have scared off any of my potential suitors by my harsh thoughts about Mr Pervy,
If you are anywhere around my age aka less than 5 years my senior, You wont get any of my biting remarks unless you do a Mr Pervy impersonation by which you will not only not get my attention you will also get a big handmark on your cheek for a souvenir courtesy of Reena the Great. Any questions or queries please forward to above said email add. or chatterbox on the left of this blog.
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