Maybe you are sick of hearing about IMG (idiotic msn girl) But who cares. I left her unblocked to see if she, thinking Im a gook, wants to keep talking to me. (and anw who is it who wants updates?! here u go!)
She must honestly love me. I mean, ok who doesnt? Why are you here in the first place?!
She just cannot control that pointy finger of hers to click on my contact name to talk to me.
Today while I was happily enjoying myself on msn she had to come up to declare her undying love for me. Sigh.
Dammit can't she see I dont have feelings for her?! I need my space!
and she dont get the message!
I LIKE BOYS!
I LOVE BOYS!
I ADORE BOYS!
I IS STRAIGHT AS A POKER!! -.-
perhaps I should quit being discrete
I LIKE BOYS!
I LOVE BOYS!
I ADORE BOYS!
I IS STRAIGHT AS A POKER!! -.-
perhaps I should quit being discrete
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ANYWAY HERE FOR UR READING PLEASURE.
ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE MSN AMOEBA Season 4
ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE MSN AMOEBA Season 4
purple is her, yellow is me and grey is commentary.
brought to you by Reena 2006
brought to you by Reena 2006
gook (is this like the gazzilionth time shes used that word to CHAT ME UP.)
I know ur real depressed but u honestly have to stop dissing urself.
right do u even know what ur on about u fkn goot (another pathetic version of gook her punymind created, and of course Im talking to her! then who? her toenails?)
go eat a cat
(thanks for that culinary recommendation but I dont share the same tastes as female dogs)
pfft u must really enjoy showering me with ur puny vocab hey? must be cos it gives u orgasms.
yeah man ur fuked in da head haha ur a idiot . it called slang well gota say ur pretty shit at it u fkn losa.
it takes a bigger idiot to call another perosn an idiot but u prolly didnt know that cos ur living in ur little screwed up world.
right cunt when i see u at sch im gonna smash ur fkn head
(lets see if u can reach first,and u wont see me cos ur blinded by ur fellow goots.)
*shes listening to 'Im a porn star' track*
btw i totally agree that ur a porn star. u sound like one, look like one and dont seem very intelligent. hey at least we agree on sumthing!
right u fkn goot its a comidy thing u fkn cunt.
(if so, shes got a pretty sick sense of humour)
anyways i shd go back to my other conversations, the people there actually have more than 5 word vocabs! unlike u! byes!
right took u long enuff to write bk. do u struggle to find the keyboard? bahahahahahahhah.. 5 words to ya EAT A MUTHAFUCKIN DICK U LOSA.
(i cant. cos you already ate it and turned out like one. u have another one? was it tasty? and i said i have others to chat to. obviously I reply them first right? why give u priority?)
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then she went offline straight away. And I was just starting to have fun....
Oh wells. I bet she gonna come up to me some day in sch (after much prolonged stalking) and try to remniszise our little MSN rendevouzes. Poor little lovesick sweetie.
How?
What if she starts giving me flowers?
What if she grabs me around the waist and starts pashing/raping/outraging my modesty?!
OMG what if she proposes to me??!!
How?
I dont wanna hurt her delicate feelings....
how I detest leeches.
cockroaches...
mutli-legged organisms.
wait didnt I say she was amoeba?
ah yes thats right.
one celled - sorry I only associate with multi celled organisms.
Anyway. I shant waste my beauty sleep on her.
nites.
to all of you. <3>
PS:
All those taking O and N lvls , good luck and may you all do really well ((:
When in doubt of any qs during the exam, think of Reena and thou shall be enlightened of the answer.
HAHAHAHAHAH!! JOKES! xD ok I stop being stupid. =D
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