Happy Belated Birthday Nicholas Goh!
*kicks nickgohs ass 16 times*
*kicks nickgohs ass 16 times*
haha alright down to the ahem.. more important business. Who cares about Nicholas Goh An Ran? *shrugs* hahaha JKJK ((:
Whoo todays Singapores National Day! 41 years of existing as a puny little red dot on the world map which prolly only 38.76895% of the worlds population knows of its humble existence. Some don't even know its an individual country! See I once talked to wierdo from England on MSN who randonly added me (and since has been deleted)...
me: hello whos this? a/s/l?
him: Christian. Im 16, male, from england. where u from?
me: Singapore. 16, female ((:
him: Singapore? wheres that? Isit in China? 0_o
We very small meh?
Anyways, back to where we were before I digressed.
I am a very patriotic citizen *cough cough*
Singaporeans are a very patriotic bunch of people. The kids sing the national anthem every day to show their undying love to the rock protrusion which they stand upon.
Every morning the kids in every school will sing the national anthem , loudly and proudly...
Well actually, nobody really sang (properly) cos we were all so darn SHY. Except the new 12 year old sec ones who just came in from primary school and have absolutely no qualms about screaming their lungs out (due to their innocence, face is nothing impt) as shown above. *plugs ears*
We'll all get told off my Mor***a and Mr S*n for not singing loudly -.- and then we get a first class lecture on the importance on patriotism for your country. Ok fine we sing. LOUDLY AND LOVINGLY. (if not we get to stage our debut solo performance of the national anthem for the entire school)
Then today is National Day and we (ok THEY, im not in GV anymore) ask, can we come in red and white to the school celebrations? You know, expression of love? ((: (Just like if I loved you I would plant a thousand and one smooches all over you.)
CANNOT.
n*h b*h, c*** c*** b**!!!!!!!
This is a contradiction of his and his discipline mistress's (Mor***a's) words. (note how it sounds like M is his mistress hehe!)
*stands up and makes eye contact with all*
Like you ask us to sing the national anthem everyday and take that pledge with my hand across my chest and look all country-loving and then when we want to show up in red and white to show our love for this humble piece of rock protruding at the southern tip of Malaysia, Its not allowed.
Why?
Can die ah?
Reena's face will appear in your dreams ah?!
The PAP will come after you and fry you up to make a plate of premium char kuay teow?
I dont think so.
Somebody knock some sense into S*n. Its the nations birthday for **** sake. Loosen up and chuck that rule book outta the window for 24 hours.
MEN. *sigh*
Just cos he don't look hot like the rest of us in red and white doesnt mean he can deprive us of the opportunity to wear it. Just like how I look great in Pink. Im not going to deprive you of wearing pink am I?
Anyways... updates on my birthday day 2 days ago ((:
I woke up and obviously had to attend school. Guess what time I woke up? 6am! THATS 2 LONG HOURS FOR ME TO GET READY! (ok I confess I also woke up to umm... finish some homework that I DELIBERATELY left till the last minute) Im wierd. I love the thrill of leaving homework till the last last minute..like *cue dangerous music*
' teachers' gonna collect it today ... not done....YOURE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE REENA!'
I swear I get this high feeling. Like all my happy hormones are racing through my blood vessels just cos of the fact that I have unfinished work and I have to sneakily get up early to finish it. I guess its the thrill factor that Im gonna get in trouble. Its like the thrill of doing 'it' in public (like a park at night), theres every chance some poor lao ah pek (old shrivly man) will catch you and your partner in the middle of the action and then his eyes (and possibly other parts of the body) will light up...
Anyways, I got up early as mentioned before, took a shower and made sure I looked 100% perfect for the best day of the year so far ^^. I SPENT 45 MINS INFRONT OF THE MIRROR! I have sucha big ******* ego mans!
Majority of that time was spent doing my locks aka hair. I combed through like almost a palm-full of souffle and sprayed a supposedly 100g mass of gel on my fringe to make it look 'naturally swept one side' but sticky enough to prevent it from falling over my face when I bend down to do work. Then I used my brush to curl the ends of my hair so , with the gel, will stay curled and pretty like a princess ((: Then I pinned like a mouthful of bobby pins and voila! I managed to perfect the 'flowing curls look' that day. After making sure my dial looked flawless, I stepped out of the room all ready to be 17. It was going to be the best day ever. Nothing could wipe that big fat grin plastered on my face :D
And then I opened the front door and the raging wind storm outside blew my entire 'do out of shape.
*smile wiped off*
So much for sacrificing 45 mins of my precious sleep on my hair. -.-
No time.. so I quickly anyhowed combed it back into place. =(
Upon reaching school I got a massive bunch of balloons! YAY! *smile plastered back on face*
Them balloons wer so big I tell you, either they are supposed ot be this big or Brooke has massive lung power!
And a cute pair of gliterry pink earrings too! *hugs*
Best present? My mother gave me a pack of cotton wool make up removing pads to satisfy my vanity -.-
How nice.
Nah joking! I did get them still.. on top of a on-hold Ipod which is coming in the next month or so ((:
I also got more homework from my accounting teacher -.- PLEASANT.
Then at night I wolfed down 25% of my ice cream cake and there came back my donut. *sigh*
Alright thats it for monday. Its been two days! Can't rmb much actually. I think I got a present from the heavens above too. I got a worse memory. -.-
Thanks heaps to everyone for their bday wishes! *group hug*
Take note next year - 18 ((:
and before I leave off...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!
PS: you people better start opening your damn big mouths and sing Majulah Singapura! JKJK! XDXD
Whoo todays Singapores National Day! 41 years of existing as a puny little red dot on the world map which prolly only 38.76895% of the worlds population knows of its humble existence. Some don't even know its an individual country! See I once talked to wierdo from England on MSN who randonly added me (and since has been deleted)...
me: hello whos this? a/s/l?
him: Christian. Im 16, male, from england. where u from?
me: Singapore. 16, female ((:
him: Singapore? wheres that? Isit in China? 0_o
We very small meh?Anyways, back to where we were before I digressed.
I am a very patriotic citizen *cough cough*
Every morning the kids in every school will sing the national anthem , loudly and proudly...
Well actually, nobody really sang (properly) cos we were all so darn SHY. Except the new 12 year old sec ones who just came in from primary school and have absolutely no qualms about screaming their lungs out (due to their innocence, face is nothing impt) as shown above. *plugs ears*
We'll all get told off my Mor***a and Mr S*n for not singing loudly -.- and then we get a first class lecture on the importance on patriotism for your country. Ok fine we sing. LOUDLY AND LOVINGLY. (if not we get to stage our debut solo performance of the national anthem for the entire school)
Then today is National Day and we (ok THEY, im not in GV anymore) ask, can we come in red and white to the school celebrations? You know, expression of love? ((: (Just like if I loved you I would plant a thousand and one smooches all over you.)
CANNOT.
n*h b*h, c*** c*** b**!!!!!!!
This is a contradiction of his and his discipline mistress's (Mor***a's) words. (note how it sounds like M is his mistress hehe!)
*stands up and makes eye contact with all*
Like you ask us to sing the national anthem everyday and take that pledge with my hand across my chest and look all country-loving and then when we want to show up in red and white to show our love for this humble piece of rock protruding at the southern tip of Malaysia, Its not allowed.
Why?
Can die ah?
Reena's face will appear in your dreams ah?!
The PAP will come after you and fry you up to make a plate of premium char kuay teow?
I dont think so.
Somebody knock some sense into S*n. Its the nations birthday for **** sake. Loosen up and chuck that rule book outta the window for 24 hours.
MEN. *sigh*
Just cos he don't look hot like the rest of us in red and white doesnt mean he can deprive us of the opportunity to wear it. Just like how I look great in Pink. Im not going to deprive you of wearing pink am I?
Anyways... updates on my birthday day 2 days ago ((:
I woke up and obviously had to attend school. Guess what time I woke up? 6am! THATS 2 LONG HOURS FOR ME TO GET READY! (ok I confess I also woke up to umm... finish some homework that I DELIBERATELY left till the last minute) Im wierd. I love the thrill of leaving homework till the last last minute..like *cue dangerous music*
' teachers' gonna collect it today ... not done....YOURE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE REENA!'
I swear I get this high feeling. Like all my happy hormones are racing through my blood vessels just cos of the fact that I have unfinished work and I have to sneakily get up early to finish it. I guess its the thrill factor that Im gonna get in trouble. Its like the thrill of doing 'it' in public (like a park at night), theres every chance some poor lao ah pek (old shrivly man) will catch you and your partner in the middle of the action and then his eyes (and possibly other parts of the body) will light up...
Anyways, I got up early as mentioned before, took a shower and made sure I looked 100% perfect for the best day of the year so far ^^. I SPENT 45 MINS INFRONT OF THE MIRROR! I have sucha big ******* ego mans!
Majority of that time was spent doing my locks aka hair. I combed through like almost a palm-full of souffle and sprayed a supposedly 100g mass of gel on my fringe to make it look 'naturally swept one side' but sticky enough to prevent it from falling over my face when I bend down to do work. Then I used my brush to curl the ends of my hair so , with the gel, will stay curled and pretty like a princess ((: Then I pinned like a mouthful of bobby pins and voila! I managed to perfect the 'flowing curls look' that day. After making sure my dial looked flawless, I stepped out of the room all ready to be 17. It was going to be the best day ever. Nothing could wipe that big fat grin plastered on my face :D
And then I opened the front door and the raging wind storm outside blew my entire 'do out of shape.
*smile wiped off*
So much for sacrificing 45 mins of my precious sleep on my hair. -.-
No time.. so I quickly anyhowed combed it back into place. =(
Upon reaching school I got a massive bunch of balloons! YAY! *smile plastered back on face*
Them balloons wer so big I tell you, either they are supposed ot be this big or Brooke has massive lung power!
And a cute pair of gliterry pink earrings too! *hugs*
Best present? My mother gave me a pack of cotton wool make up removing pads to satisfy my vanity -.-
How nice.
Nah joking! I did get them still.. on top of a on-hold Ipod which is coming in the next month or so ((:
I also got more homework from my accounting teacher -.- PLEASANT.
Then at night I wolfed down 25% of my ice cream cake and there came back my donut. *sigh*
Alright thats it for monday. Its been two days! Can't rmb much actually. I think I got a present from the heavens above too. I got a worse memory. -.-
Thanks heaps to everyone for their bday wishes! *group hug*
Take note next year - 18 ((:
and before I leave off...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!
PS: you people better start opening your damn big mouths and sing Majulah Singapura! JKJK! XDXD
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