(now dont you go saying Im doing a Xiaxue and flaming singaporeans or being racist cos Im speaking on experience-based opinion)
First what really tickled my IRRITANT BONE was the fact that Friendster is absolutely flooded with twit girls (see march 06 - there was a post about twits) who just love to show off their fishball look-alike eyes and poker straight reBORNded hair, meanwhile declaring their absolute hate for backstabbers, liars, betrayers...etcetera. And while Im on this hair thing, its spelt reBONded not reBORNded. It is not physically possible to get down to some night time romp action and 9 months later to repeatedly pop a string of straight hair out of your ch** b**, otherwise commonly and scientifically known as vagina.
So by publicly proclaiming on Friendster that you abhor backstabbers, betrayers and the like, you are also sending across the message that you value honest and true friends and therefore yourself strive to be one, right? Lets turn to a typical girl situation in Singapore...
Cheena Girl A and Cheena Girl B got into a little tiff over *sigh* rumour-spreading. Girl A tries to make up to Girl B and is sincerely sorry and hopes to put it all behind and stop this catfight. Girl B, being the all-time suspicious typical ahbeng girl who thinks that you are just faking and trying to win her favour, rejects it and then *smack* even better still, tells you that nobody on this living planet gives a darn and that you are literally wasting precious space on this world.
typical chinese-twit response
Now, you, as my honourable jury, who is the one wasting space on this earth?
How many girls have this (or similar) on their friendster profiles?
Its so bloody fake how alot of them (not all) hold such high values and this actually doesnt apply to twits only, and then in actual real life situations think that everyone who does good to them has some ulterior motive, isnt sorry, is boot-licking them or the like.
Another example I would like to point out.
Guy (lets call him Benny shall we?) Benny is head of his CCA and as a leader, there will be struggles in trying to get your team working. For example, symphonic band.
He lashes out in disappointment at his team on his personal blog. Though yes on the surface it sounds like it plain ol' bitching but if you really read BETWEEN THE LINES it was more of him trying to get everyones coorporation and nobody bothering to listen to him though he was being as friendly as possible. and thus the frustration.
The she typical lower sec bird brained girl who reads his blog assumes that he is out to bitch about everyones bad behavior and spreads to the entire band what SHE interprets.
The Benny realises he was rather harsh and she misunderstood his blogpost so he apologises and tries in every way to restore peace and harmony and guess what Miss Bird Brained says?
" f*ck you la dont try and lie to me you just hate all of us and so want to tell the entire world that we are a bunch of lazy asses so you can look good though you are failing as a f*cking leader right?! Your sorry is just to help you save face only"
typical malay-twit response.
Ironically, they actually were unresponsive team members after all. So Benny has every reason to be frustrated and Miss Bird Brain decides that though he is trying to make up for his mistake (which hey, isnt really his fault cos they REALLY didnt work anw) and also does apologise, he is obviously trying to suck up to her and beg on bended knee for her forgiveness which to save her face and to shame his, she does not accept because she is OH HOLY HIGH AND MIGHTY and those who blog bad about her or anyone who ALSO did wrong, shall kowtow and serve her pitted grapes.
Should the above two scenarios sound like you, I downright pity you because either you don't score very well for english because you can't read between lines, refuse to admit to reality or you have massive egos so big such that King Kong would have trouble competing with you.
And one more thing, I know the majority of you are reasonably pleasant to the eye but please, should you ever see someone whos not so blessed n the physical looks department and you are one of those who are majorly good-looking and are (you know yourselves) talking about others like....
Frankly I don't give a damn if anybody has love handles, a face so fat I could serve it as Thankgiving turkey, legs which resemble that of a tree trunk, buck teeth/overbite like I do or cry if he/she ACBC'ed.
Rest assured that no matter how they try, they will never look as ugly as your attitude ((:
HECK.
Frankly, fat people can be really attractive too. Still better than a neurotic size 6/8 who thinks she looks majorly hot when she looks more like those skeleton models science teachers use.
Even I think people like Bernard has potential to be charmingly pleasant to the eye.
Why not.
We are all beautiful people. ((:
Its so bloody fake how alot of them (not all) hold such high values and this actually doesnt apply to twits only, and then in actual real life situations think that everyone who does good to them has some ulterior motive, isnt sorry, is boot-licking them or the like.
Another example I would like to point out.
Guy (lets call him Benny shall we?) Benny is head of his CCA and as a leader, there will be struggles in trying to get your team working. For example, symphonic band.
He lashes out in disappointment at his team on his personal blog. Though yes on the surface it sounds like it plain ol' bitching but if you really read BETWEEN THE LINES it was more of him trying to get everyones coorporation and nobody bothering to listen to him though he was being as friendly as possible. and thus the frustration.
The she typical lower sec bird brained girl who reads his blog assumes that he is out to bitch about everyones bad behavior and spreads to the entire band what SHE interprets.
The Benny realises he was rather harsh and she misunderstood his blogpost so he apologises and tries in every way to restore peace and harmony and guess what Miss Bird Brained says?
" f*ck you la dont try and lie to me you just hate all of us and so want to tell the entire world that we are a bunch of lazy asses so you can look good though you are failing as a f*cking leader right?! Your sorry is just to help you save face only"
typical malay-twit response.
Ironically, they actually were unresponsive team members after all. So Benny has every reason to be frustrated and Miss Bird Brain decides that though he is trying to make up for his mistake (which hey, isnt really his fault cos they REALLY didnt work anw) and also does apologise, he is obviously trying to suck up to her and beg on bended knee for her forgiveness which to save her face and to shame his, she does not accept because she is OH HOLY HIGH AND MIGHTY and those who blog bad about her or anyone who ALSO did wrong, shall kowtow and serve her pitted grapes.
Should the above two scenarios sound like you, I downright pity you because either you don't score very well for english because you can't read between lines, refuse to admit to reality or you have massive egos so big such that King Kong would have trouble competing with you.
And one more thing, I know the majority of you are reasonably pleasant to the eye but please, should you ever see someone whos not so blessed n the physical looks department and you are one of those who are majorly good-looking and are (you know yourselves) talking about others like....
"she so not chio wear makeup also no use"
"eee ugly but still wear earring le siao bo, like it will make any difference to her looks"
"why she want to act cute lor, so sickening"
"eee ugly but still wear earring le siao bo, like it will make any difference to her looks"
"why she want to act cute lor, so sickening"
Frankly I don't give a damn if anybody has love handles, a face so fat I could serve it as Thankgiving turkey, legs which resemble that of a tree trunk, buck teeth/overbite like I do or cry if he/she ACBC'ed.
Rest assured that no matter how they try, they will never look as ugly as your attitude ((:
HECK.
Frankly, fat people can be really attractive too. Still better than a neurotic size 6/8 who thinks she looks majorly hot when she looks more like those skeleton models science teachers use.
Even I think people like Bernard has potential to be charmingly pleasant to the eye.
Why not.
We are all beautiful people. ((:
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