Chronicles of the Idiot MSN Girl Part 2

I always knew there were plain idiots in this world. All hail Idiotic MSN Girl aka IMG.

It is really not like me to go round flaming people for any bad they have done to me but this girl is utterly incorrigible 'horrigible' and 'terrigible' to the most. Do you remember I did a post a month or so ago about one of my project buddys teaming up with another unknown girl to slam me on msn with all the rainbow coloured vulgarities humankind has ever created? Well had another slam today. Black (connotating evil) is her, green (connotating naturally beautiful ^^) is me.

fuckin goot
wat now?
cnt u read...wot ur eyes to small?...i said u fukin goot.
and why u calling me that?
omg well you see ur parents are gooked cos dey fuked so that makes you a fukin goot.
fuk up
prolly not as gooked as urs to produce such a rude kid. goodbye ^^

I mean, my parents fuked? duh. -.-

Then what? is she trying to imply that she came from an Amoeba??!! Goodness. Lets not discuss that shall we. Unlike amoebic offspring, which are made of a singular cell which means they have no brain which means they have low intelligence which means they have no vocabulary/english skills , we shall not dawdle in their low-class presence but instead engage in intelligent conversation.

According to one of my schoolmates (whom Im nice not to name should idiot girl go after her and therefore it would be my fault) IMG is some homie girl who thinks shes (I quote) *stifles laughter*

' HOT SHIT '

*throws up previous weeks food consumptions and flings it at IMG*

bwahahahah.HOT SHIT.. hot my foot. I rather believe Bernard is handsome. Which he is. Inside that is (sorry Bernard if I offended you but dw no bad intended! *pats bernards back*)

She sure got the SHIT part right though. SMART SMART.

I don't have a picture of her to show you. But its very easy to visualize what she looks like. You know when you go to the loo to do a #2? That big messy brown coloured semi solid mass sitting (or possibly floating) in the toilet bowl? Yeah she looks exactly like that. Definitely looks like shit alright.

Meanwhile my dear Idiotic MSN Girl (and you know I am refering to you), if you happen to read this, I suggest you do not approach me ever on MSN or in school (or anywhere else for the matter) unless you want your face thrown infront of all mine and your friends. Not that Im going to expect you to have any anyway. You don't seem to be someone of any standard as such. And should you also want to flood my chatterbox with your fucks/goots/gooks/shits/furballs/meatballs/whatever, by all means FLOOD. Bear in mind you are just showing all my readers out there (and mind you I have a following of SURPRISE SURPRISE! - INTELLIGENT PEOPLE) your limited IQ and subsequently also reinforcing the facts which I have stated in my blog about your pathetic character. ((:

I wish you a good day. And if your (I.M.G aka Idiotic MSN Girl) birthday is approaching, I would gladly give you a bottle of Listerine. And lucky for you, I 'll be kind enough to let you choose your flavour. Will it be Fresh Mint or Tangy Orange?

and for the rest of my very loyal and INTELLIGENT readers, holler in my chatterbox what you think I.M.G will choose for her Listerine flavour and then stay tuned to find out. ^.^



[edit] from my readers comments they say Listerine and Dettol are too pampering so Ive decided to switch and offer DUCK to IMG. You know the blue toilet cleaning agent which you squeeze under the rim. Plus it smells of flowers ^^ thanks guys!

enjoy!

tata.