Wierd Stories

Hey hey. well sorry for not updating cos Its exam season at the moment. I had my english exam the other day. I was supposed to look at the three pieces of info and write an essay on my opinion and try to make it convincing (which for me wouldnt be too hard since Im a great nagger ^^) Ok the main topic was 'Declining Birth Rate' ok so they want my opinion on that?

First thought in my head?

"SO?"

Alright so I had to attempt (and squeezed all my brain juice out) to try to turn 1 word into 2 pages of a convincing arguement. Then I turned the paper over and saw the first text. SHOCKED THE COW OUT OF ME.

It was an ad by some patriotic aussie who said that women should do their national duty and think of all those men who died in the Vietnam war..and all the other numerous wars in the world (ANZACS as they are referred to) and it reasoned that australian women should replace the 102,000 anzacs who died for their country and its the least they can do to show their gratitude.

MY FOOT LAH.

Oh ok, after we (or they, Im not aussie) give birth, what are they going to do with the kids?

Sell to a toy shop?
Frame and hang on your wall for decoration?
Fry and eat with kiam-chai? (mmm haha sorry Im hungry ^^)

Yeah the writer obviously doesnt know that kids, in todays society, cost an average of $400,000 to raise to adulthood (per KID!!!) Wah kao then that means for my family it 1.6 million!!!! Either he doesnt know whats happening in this world, or he strikes Lotto everyday so $400,000 is peanuts to him.

So because of that article I suddenly had all thsi pent up energy to write and argue that the reason women dont wanna give birth is mainly due to men (not helping out enough ard the house) and society not supporting women. Basically, I centered my expository essay around blaming men and society and argued that it is not our obligation to be full time breeding machines just to populate the country if nobody gives a poo if we women have a life or not outside the fence surrounding the house. And Singapores Love Campaign (what with the perfume..-.-) really doesnt solve the problem either. *snort* I mean, what with the stressful education and just Singapores lifestyle, I think most parents wouldnt want their kids born into a living hell of a childhood.

Anyway, yes so since that being over, Ive been muggin over my accounting and physics the past few nights. I mean, I honestly have SO MUCH trouble getting my brain around all the nuclear technology chapters (SO MANY BLOODY FORMULAS!!!! IVE GOT LIKE 12 TO MEMORISE SO FAR!!!)

Please pray that I pass. =/

Hehe, on the nicer-to-hear side, I passed my last Human bio Big test (WAHOO! 84%!) when everyone else in the level got less than 60%! Only some smarty pants beat me and got 89%... haha

Hmm.. its getting really competitive now cos almost somebody in each of my classes is trying to out do me. Apparently I mean, Im not mega smart, GOOD GOOD but everyone thinks its some big feat to do better than an asian so like everyones in this big race to make me the lowest in the class (ARGHH!!!)

Im already lost long ago in accounting cos my classmate is getting 100% for ALL tests. -.-

Anyway. I THINK you have heard enough about my academic status ^^

You know, I feel like bashing up some people in my class. During Media, these girls huddles in a group and were making fun of asian eyes saying that chinese eyes are small and ugly and like evil! And Im sitting only like 2m away! So no courtesy.. I mean if they really have to talk about the EYES cant they do it somewhere else... GRRRRRR!!! (MY EYES NOT THAT SMALL ANYWAY)

Heng thats just the minority.

I tell you I get the most random comments in school. yesterday in the library, a really small guy came up to me and asked...

"Excuse me do you bind your feet?"

"HUH??!!!"

"Dont chinese girls bind their feet?"

*Reena starts cracking up laughing*

"umm, sure they do, like centuries ago..."

"Can I see your feet?"

"umm, if you must.."

*Reena removes the shoe*

OMG!! haha that so made my day!!!!!!!!!
People these days. even my close aussie frens know chinese people dont bind feet anymore!Ok if I did bind me feet, I wouldnt exactly be walking around as and when I like.

Do you know its already 2.45 am and Im blogging, forum-ing, Friendster-ing, researching and home-working?! I honestly cannot sleep! Must be the coffee hit I got today at Dome.

SPEAKING OF DOME!

I was going to meet Aimi at the city so I took the train, and while waiting at the station there was this chinese mother and abt 19yr old guy with big big pimples on his face. I over-heard her saying in a mix of chinese and english..

"aiyoh, ni de lian you hen duo pimple leh. zhe yang na li hui you nu ren xi huan ni?! you see that girl there *looks in my direction* liddat how to find girls like her ah? *all this while shes picking at his face and the pimples!*

Im sure she was refering to me cos there wasnt any girl ard there other than me. Maybe cos I was dressed up nicer than usual today. I actually spent an hour on myself today!!!!

POOR GUY

Oh well, today, I bought this pink canvas sling bag (its so pretty!) originally $90 for only $15 , another one of my infamous bargain finds ^^ Then we went to Dome cafe where the most funny and embarrasing thing happened!!

I had bought a CLEO magazine and it had this sealed section of plastic surgery and had well rather gross and very graphic pictures of what happens in surgery when u get lipo or boob jobs..etc (I tell u totally spoil my appetite). I wanted to show her (cos we usually make fun of gross stuff..we are kinda sick! haha) so we obviously picked the most secluded corner so no-one from other tables could see and think that we are looking at what closely resembles porno.

So we were busy discussing plastic surgery and waiting for our order to come. then we heard this voice suddenly behind me

"excuse me misses, here is you order of hot chocolate and iced mocha."

It was this young and extremely cutie waiter!!!!

I quickly flipped the page to another random page and as he put our drinks down me and Aimi were fully BLUSHING LIKE CRAZY!!! And the waiter was laughing to himself and then I looked at the magazine and realised the page I had turned to was the CLEO BACHELOR OF THE MONTH giant poster fold which featured a very good looking guy close to 90% naked and the waiter put his hand over the picture and said.


"oooo.. handsome guy eh!!!!!"

PAI SAE!!!!!!

And the three of us just started laughing like crazy and he walked away. Then we put in another order for chips and tomato sauce and HE SERVED US AGAIN!!!!! that just set us off laughing again!!! and the page I was on was an article on depression so that wasnt so bad but omg,

WE QUICKLY FINISHED our convo and raced out of Dome!!!!! I think the waitress at the cashier thought we were being stupid hahahah!!!

AHHH. I has a great day =)

Here you go nick, u know everytime u ask me to blog I always suddenly realise I have things to blog about! THANK KEWW ^^

Anyway, I think I better snooze, its 3AM!!!
Have a great June holiday while I mugg ^^



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