Strange Night Visions

I can't believe I just blew $25 over 3 days just smsing to Singapore!

Alright. Perhaps next time I should reply by phone. It actually costs LESS. The other day I called a singapore handphone for TWO HOURS and it only cost me $1.40 ((: It is chaeper if I call house phone. WAHOO

Ok I know I should not assume anybody would even bother talking to me so this is just for general knowledge sake. So dont be surprised if your phone rings and Im calling to tell you some that I could have just replied using sms =) I mean, if I replied your sms 6 times, I could have just called you and told you my long grandmother life story for 2 long beautiful hours ^^ LOL

Anyway, on to other things. Exams in 3 weeks. MUG MUG MUG. Come to think of it I havent properly mugged in true singaporean style for quite some time. Im feeling rusty. WHOA. And english exam is this coming monday and I have to look at three pieces of text, one from internet, one from nespaper and an advertisement, and write a essay discussing the VALUES AND ATTITUDES AND TECHNIQUES (I have heard this phrase countless times in the past 1 and a half terms) the three texts share or an expository text on them. MY ASS IS SHIVERING and I only get 1 hour + to write it. ARGH!!!!!

I had this wierd dream the other day. I dreamt that it was during Physics class and the teacher asked the class if they had any PROBLEMS. So the dude next to me raises his hand and says

"Yes, I have a problem. My p****s is too long."

Stop laughing! PLEASE!!! (Statistics : In a survey, 2% of aussie dudes claim that theirs can rival Subways Foot long sub. SHOCKING, but then again, its so likely a huge lie.)

So, the teacher ponders (he didnt even look shocked, like it was an everyday Physics question..)

"I see. You should pop it in the microwave."










*REENAS JAW DROPS OPEN IN UTTER HORROR*

Do not ask me how its possible to microwave it. I leave that up to your feisty imaginations. My dream, THANKFULLY ended there and I fortunately did not have to endure more vivid night time mental pornographic references.

Apparently dreams are wishes your heart makes. If thats the case, I can safely conclude that my heart is perverted and has a fetish for microwaved body parts.

OH MAI GORRT

First it was dreaming about being posessed by a hose. Now this.

I need to consult a heart psychologist/psychiatrist (whichever I donno) Anybody?

Ok enough of that topic. I feel my cheeks going fire engine red now.

I had a ok day today. Cant believe 2 people beat me in the last maths test GAH. I must study more maths. I got 83% and the other two got 85% and 97%!!!!!! WAT THE COW.... and that 85% guy was failing miserably (think Reena + A.maths) all along this whole year.

Hmmm...The tubby girl who sits next to me, I just found out, is a sexy tryhard. She uses MYSPACE (like friendster but it looks better actually) and I saw on her msn nickname the profile add is

http://........../sxcbeachbum.com

Frankly speaking, she is no where near a sexy beachbum. Think Reena but double++ the waistline. Im not being judgemental or stereotyping what a sexy beachbum is the like but its just so whats-that-word. Just imagine utter shock to find a whale instead of a svelte 'sxcbeachbum' as so advertised. Im not saying me myself is a Barbie doll but even I wouldnt put sexy beachbum as my username. ^.0 Beachbum alone is fine.

Oh by the way, my kah chn- I mean, COUSIN...THW.... Aiyah come here alone. Seriously, if you can pass A.maths (which Im assuming you can cos you are smarter than me) getting a plane here and making it out alive is as easy as eating duckrice. You can leave your brain behind and still get through with one eye closed. I did it before. Just give me a buzz if you need step by step instructions to get from singapore departure gate to arrival hall in perth ^^

*Conditions fees and charges apply for this exclusive airport direction service.


....or actually, I might consider waiving it cos you bought me my click click erasers ^^
Hope to see your bum here soon. =)