"Ants are harmless la, Reena. They are so tiny and innocent and just crawl around on their 6 little legs"
Boy are you so wrong if you agree with that statement.
You obviously have not seen the ants at my house. REALLY THEY DONT SEEM TO BE NORMAL ANTS!
Let me elaborate.
Background information: My house has a ant problem. Apparently if you leave so much as a crumb on the table/floor for more than 2 minutes, you will see half the aussie ant population crowding around it trying to devour their new found morsel. It is practically impossible to leave a plate with a piece of parsley on it and not see a mound of ants the next minute in the shape of said parsley. Ok enough background information.
Carrying on, today I arrived home from school and being the ever hungry adolescent I am, I immediately raided the fridge. Leftover pasta from two nights ago. *yum*. So I piled it on my plate and dumped it in the microwave for a few minutes and put away the remainder so that those greedy micro monsters dont steal my precious pasta (imagine them sneaking a mushroom into their ant hole (gosh I was just about to say asshole))
After the microwave was done, I sat down and woffled down every strand of noodle. My plate at this point is covered in pasta sauce. DUH.
So I went to put it in the sink. Then I noticed that somehow there was a big circle of ants sleeping on the chopping board leaned up against the wall behind the sink. Yes, SLEEPING. NOT MOVING. JUST DEAD STILL. wierd eh? Ignoring them cos its so usual here. the chopping board is clean and I dont see why they still find a plastic chopping board so tasty. *shrugs*
Now this you will not believe.
The moment I placed the dirty plate into the sink, GOD HELP THE ANTS, .....
You obviously have not seen the ants at my house. REALLY THEY DONT SEEM TO BE NORMAL ANTS!
Let me elaborate.
Background information: My house has a ant problem. Apparently if you leave so much as a crumb on the table/floor for more than 2 minutes, you will see half the aussie ant population crowding around it trying to devour their new found morsel. It is practically impossible to leave a plate with a piece of parsley on it and not see a mound of ants the next minute in the shape of said parsley. Ok enough background information.
Carrying on, today I arrived home from school and being the ever hungry adolescent I am, I immediately raided the fridge. Leftover pasta from two nights ago. *yum*. So I piled it on my plate and dumped it in the microwave for a few minutes and put away the remainder so that those greedy micro monsters dont steal my precious pasta (imagine them sneaking a mushroom into their ant hole (gosh I was just about to say asshole))
After the microwave was done, I sat down and woffled down every strand of noodle. My plate at this point is covered in pasta sauce. DUH.
So I went to put it in the sink. Then I noticed that somehow there was a big circle of ants sleeping on the chopping board leaned up against the wall behind the sink. Yes, SLEEPING. NOT MOVING. JUST DEAD STILL. wierd eh? Ignoring them cos its so usual here. the chopping board is clean and I dont see why they still find a plastic chopping board so tasty. *shrugs*
Now this you will not believe.
The moment I placed the dirty plate into the sink, GOD HELP THE ANTS, .....
THEY IMMEDIATELY WOKE UP FROM THEIR SLUMBER ON THE CHOPPING BOARD AND CRAWLED LIKE CRAZY TOWARDS THE SINK WHERE I DUMPED MY PLATE!
You dont believe me do you? I COULDNT BELIEVE MY F****** EYEBALLS AT FIRST TOO!
Its not logical. How could they smell the tomato sauce from like 20 cm away?! Even I cant smell it unless I press my nose to the plate (which is one-of-a-kind stupido) No my nose has no problem thank you very much. I immediately switched the tap on and swooshed all the ants away with one great swipe and splash of water and voila. ants spiraling down the sink hole, some which had fallen onto the plate, were hopelessly clinging on to the sauce
"yes I can do it, I must bring the prized mince meat back to the anthole *chokes, gurgles* darn water. cant this maniacal girl stop bathing us?!"
"NOOOOOO! NOT THIS HOLE, the ANT HOLE!!!!!!!"
Darn ants. So desperate.
MWAHAHAH. Sibeh pathetic.
Seriously. once I found a whole line of ants scurrying across my wardrobe floor. Either they were having some ant assembly of the year or, they found the smell of my clothes particularly aromatic (my clothes dont have any particular odour) . Plugging up ant holes sure dont work cos they just drill yet another hole and voila! another door. Do you think it would work if I sat there and blocked the hole with my big fat ass? *scowls*
Ah, I swear the ants here aint ants.
Its not logical. How could they smell the tomato sauce from like 20 cm away?! Even I cant smell it unless I press my nose to the plate (which is one-of-a-kind stupido) No my nose has no problem thank you very much. I immediately switched the tap on and swooshed all the ants away with one great swipe and splash of water and voila. ants spiraling down the sink hole, some which had fallen onto the plate, were hopelessly clinging on to the sauce
"yes I can do it, I must bring the prized mince meat back to the anthole *chokes, gurgles* darn water. cant this maniacal girl stop bathing us?!"
"NOOOOOO! NOT THIS HOLE, the ANT HOLE!!!!!!!"
Darn ants. So desperate.
MWAHAHAH. Sibeh pathetic.
Seriously. once I found a whole line of ants scurrying across my wardrobe floor. Either they were having some ant assembly of the year or, they found the smell of my clothes particularly aromatic (my clothes dont have any particular odour) . Plugging up ant holes sure dont work cos they just drill yet another hole and voila! another door. Do you think it would work if I sat there and blocked the hole with my big fat ass? *scowls*
Ah, I swear the ants here aint ants.
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