Act Sexy Buay Sexy

I just happened to be browsing through Friendster profiles. You all know how people will put pictures of themselves up and customise their profile page to reflect themselves?

Some are really nice and well.. just co-ordinated, like my friend Irene. Its blue and grey and just so her. Look at mine, I like my colours but its the styles abit off don't you think? Yeah I should go fix mine up some time. =/

Anyway, getting on, theres this girl in my friendster who put black with pink playboy bunnies as her profile background. Shes only 13/14. So try hard. Why do you want to come across as a Playboy Bunny/prostitute. Don't they realise that the owner of Playboy is this old American lao ti ko (dirty old man) called Hugh Hefner who looks so frail that he might just die because of an erection. *rolls eyes*

And all the Bunnies will play around him. Imagine, young busty chicks frolicking around some wrinkly sultana who, to them, apparently is the hottest dude in the world and appears to be old enough to be their great grand ah-kong. (They live within this mansion all the time so duh they've never seen better guys DUH* so Hefner would be the best thing since the boobs)
Everyone say it with me - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

*COUGH COUGH* ahem.

Or how about those girls who are like well, I be honest here. FAT. use the following words in their nicknames or email addresses 'Playboi/playboy' and 'Bunny' and 'Playmate'. ahaha.. If I asked them

"Whats your email addy? Can I have it?"

"Yeah sure, its playboy_mate@hotmail.com'"

"Really? You're one of those girls whos life ambition is to arouse a 80 year old dried up prune?"
(I emphasize dried up cos Prunes as it is they are already dried up so dried up Prunes are worse)



...and then I will crack up laughing my ass off.

OR..OR! There are girls in my school who carry Playboy bags or accesories. To me, carrying such stuff is the equivelant to carrying a bag that has the following words printed on it.

'OLD MEN WRINKLY SKIN AND BALDING HEADS TURN ME ON'

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So much for first impressions *sigh* Nowonder the pLayboy industry is making sucha business. Cos they know some girls just cant infer the menaing of Playboy other than 'SEXY' So see Im doing you a kind favour by infering FOR you and ENLIGHTENING you to the image you are showing to others. IM SUCHA KIND PERSON.

Girls, just stop degrading yourselves. GAH. Even I have better taste.

I like young guys. MY AGE.

*dreams* ahhh.. YAN DAOS.....

Postnote: Seriously, Playboy (and all other equivelents) should be exterminated. It pollutes our minds, its sick and does no good to society. So I hope that through this entry, all those act-sexy-wannabes (and pervertic readers) will be ENLIGHTENED and convert to being righteous clean and innocent darlings like me. You'll thank me in the future. *SMILES-*