Reenybob ; and her humble pink blog

One Reason Why (Most) Christians Dont Impress Me Much

2009-07-29T14:34:00.008+08:00

Note : This entry not to attack religion. More attacking somebodys screwed up morals and lack of sense in general. But just my opinion, the following story seems to be a common trend amongst christians? Maybe Im just real unlucky to meet all the bad eggs. *shrug*

One of my biggest pet peeves is that I really dislike people who contradict themselves. I just fell like smacking them really really hard over the back of the head just like how Gibbs does in NCIS. But anyway, carrying on...

You could say I kinda cooked up a little feud on Facebook with a guy who previously worked with me at Subway.

You can say hes pretty damn proud of being a Christian. (Its ALL OVER HIS FACEBOOK STATUSES)

You can also say that he......... needs to learn how to lie better.

You see, this guy, background info 101 (This is how the story alledgedly goes. I sound like a police now...) :

He was working one night and his friends came in for food. He made up about 4 or 5 subs and gave it to them free. To cut the long story short, there was no transaction record when asked and checked like 30 seconds later (like its real obvious there was no transaction for nearly $50 worth of food) and he right now still to this day believes that he was right to give away free food cos 'giving freebies is not stealing and its to people in need'

He gets questioned by the boss, and in his angry fit (cos he was caught?) stormed out saying he quit and blah blah blah hes right blah blah blah.

Yeah well thats all great if you actually forked out some of your own money to pay for the gifts!

So today, I happened to see his facebook status...

Just the first few comments from other people.

Then I started my game...

See the =_= in my first comment? Yeah Im hinting a lil sarcasm. I dont think he got it.

OH~! yeh well I agree that giving gifts to people in need isnt stealing. Oh Bob (lets call him Bob) you are SO NOBLE! HOW I ASPIRE TO BE LIKE YOU! *bows and vomits on Bobs feet*

Ok given that he stole to give to those in need - somewhat kind. I can see that side of the story. Ok I understand.

Pretty sure the people who walked in WERE NOT WEARING TATTY CLOTHES STARVING THEIR TUMMYS OUT.

So as you could see above, we were discussing the incident, he seems to know what Im talking about.

and then...

HE STARTS PRETENDING HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! OH IM SURE 19 YEAR OLDS DONT FORGET THINGS WITHIN 1 MIN, THAT FAST DO THEY?

So anyway, I just finished off with a nice gentle comment reminding him that he wouldnt want his nice christian image tarnished on facebook for everyone to see would he?

He then proceeds to tell me that he never gave away freebies, and I have no proof. Yeh ok even If i had no proof and he didnt do anything wrong,.... that would be like, end of conversation.

BUT NO HE DECIDES TO SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT!

So in the midst of trying to tell me hes innocent and has never stolen, he then ADMITS TO ME AND ALL HIS NICE CHRISTIAN FRIENDS that he took food for himself. HIMSELF.

Isnt that even lower than stealing food for others?!

He pretty much just admitted to his entire Facebook that he stole for HIMSELF.

I rest my case.

This guy cant get any stupider can he?

Well you thought wrong.

He then tries to come one full circle back at me and comments on MY Facebook status.

He tries to fire back saying that its still illegal because I am breaching copyright laws.

Yeh well I didnt. You know that little blurb that appears before a movie starts saying how unauthorised distribution and mass viewing is illegal and only private viewing is allowed?

Yeh that. It states that as long as it is viewed privately and not at large events, its is ok. Nothing about ripping to a laptop.

Hence, I win, once again.

You could say Im a bad girl myself for blogging this. I try to be a good girl, but at least I dont preach others. and blatantly contradict myself.

Have you had an experience like this before?

How Do You Keep Warm This Winter?

2009-06-29T00:37:00.003+08:00

OMG, this ad is so cute! watch it! Ill finish commenting about it below the vid so I dont spoil the show :)

CUTE RIGHT?!
OMG I so want one of those cute fat pink men to hug me!

The part when it showed the kid bouncing up and down on what I presume is a trampoline, the first time I watched the ad I thought it was still the pink fat guy and I was thinking..WTF PAEDOPHILE EWWW! =\

But anyways, what with the stormy windy winter weather and all these days, I definitely could do with ones of those chubby hugger thingys! ^^ Right now, I just bury myself under 3 massive quilts and stay in bed for as long as I can every morning hehe! Though I wouldnt mind a hot guy to hug in bed.. well hot in both senses lol.

I find that rice tends to warm you up better than pasta, but that doesnt mean Im going to eat less pasta!

Pasta FTW always.

What are your keep-warm winter secrets? (be it manchester-related, food related..etc whatever!)

Safari 4.0 Review

2009-06-23T21:41:00.005+08:00

What can I say =)

I just recently downloaded the latest version of Macs flagship internet browser and I am pretty happy to say the least!

The moment I opened up the browser for the first time, it greeted me with a nice little fanfare and welcome message (see first 2 pics of this post, or go to http://www.apple.com/safari/welcome , to watch it =P) Not a useful thing per se, but it was a nice start lol.

After the welcome message flashed, it brought me to this new feature 'Top Sites' where by my most frequently visited sites are laid out in a thumbnail pattern. As you can see, Facebook = ichiban =D! (and the rest in no particular order)

You can view it in large, medium or small thumbnail sizes...

medium...

small...

Look Irene! your blog is on my top visited list! lol.

You can view your top favs in CoverFlow view, oh, and your history too. clicking the coverflow thumbnail will open up whatever that page was.

And the most important thing about web browsing?

Safari 4 is damn plucking fast. Blogs with heavy graphics such as xiaxue.blogspot.com, take say, 10 or so seconds to load? maybe more.

Safari 4 does it in half that time. Lighter sites - instantaneously.

I am one happy internet user! =D

Theres smart address bar (predicts and suggests websites as you type, pretty accurate! and as usual, damn fast) and tabbed browsing that you can arrange and manipulate however...

Of course, not all the things here are the new changes, theres like 150 all up but most are just tiny things here and there. Either way, Safari 4, Im in love with you <3

On a PC? no prob - safari is available for PC users too so we all can share the joy ^^ Go to apple.com to dl :)

So what are you waiting for?

QUICK GO DOWNLOAD! FREE TOO! WHO DOESNT LIKE A FREEBIE?! =D

Just Cookin' =)

2009-06-18T14:43:00.001+08:00

Making my lunch now.. some korean noodles! So I did some camwhoring while waiting for the water to boil. hehe!

OM NOM NOM!

Guess what Reena is doing these days...

2009-06-16T16:00:00.000+08:00

Ive been greening my fingers!

Ive been growing a pot plant (ie plant in a pot, not dope as some people might suggest!) lately and to be honest, its actually quite easy! and they grow well too.

I do admit Ive been neglecting them cos you know, taking care of living things isnt really my forte (as some of you may know I accidently starved my luo han fish to death by accident when I was 15....) However, progress is progress nontheless and heres some pics of my lettuce/radish, whatever it is, ive forgotten cos there were 2 packs of seeds to begin with. oh well, surprise I suppose at the end lol.

My pot is currently 2 weeks old and very cute ^^v

Snoopy dug up half =_= I managed to put them back into the soil and smack Snoops over the head after.

I think its radish....

Nice crispy fresh radish leaves Im presuming.

Rising to the sun!

*sticks up a green thumb*

Twitface

2009-06-11T02:50:00.003+08:00

Yeah, as you could probably tell from the title, and the side bar *see right* I have succumbed to Twitter!

Yes, thats right, now you can get even more updates in the form of my twittering! Ive activated my mobile phone so now, I can tweet from a bus, from a lavatory or from atop Mount Everest. Aint that nice? :)

Holidays have just started for me and at the moment Im not really doing much except eat sleep and twit my face off. Everyones still on exams so really, theres not much I can do

However, I did try to entertain myself by dyeing my hair the other day. Usually home hair dyes just dont show up cos my hair is too dark, but I tried one that apparently will show up on black.

Yeah thats the colour I went for : Black Cherry. Supposedly a vivid rich red.

The box totally BS-ed.

Didnt work. Well it did but nowhere near as vivid as it claimed. You cant see anything unless Im standing in the sun, which these days, doesnt happen often to begin with!

Wasted $15.

Anyways, either Ive been dyeing my hair, or working my ass off. Customers are funny as man. Some people complain when theirs foreign things in their food, on the other hand, some people like 'foreign substances' in their food...

Man : Can I have some filipinos on the sub too? Thanks.

Me : Filipinos? oh.. Jalepenos!

Sometimes you just cant please everyone =_=

On a random note, Snoopy (my dog) likes to fart alot.

Disgusting little thing.

Breaking The Fast.

2009-06-08T04:09:00.003+08:00

Holy cow!

How long has it been since I blogged?! Like since December 08! HAH! I keep saying Ill come back but my 1 month hiatus sttttttttrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttccccchhhhheeedddd out to 6months :) Yeh, Im really good at procrastinating.

Anyhoos, how do you like my new blog skin? You better say you like it or I wont be your friend anymore. Look! You dont even have to go to all the trouble of clicking on the comment link at the end of an entry and leave a nice comment nowadays! You can either click LIKE or DISLIKE buttons! Infact, I can periodically change them to more interesting reactions like...

I LOVE THIS

I HATE THIS

or..

I LOVE REENA

hahah.

Now that you mention, Im actually going to create a I LOVE REENA button hahahaha! Pardon my ego.

So much yet so little has happened over the past 6months. For starters, I have become so addicted to Facebook. its like not funny. I get Facebook withdrawal symptoms sometimes. it sucks and blows all at the same time.

Oh well, welcome back to the blogosphere Reena.

and to everyone else who slowly watched my blog grow cobwebs. ^^

Flying

2008-11-13T21:11:00.003+09:00

NOTE : I was going to continue justifying why art degrees are valid. Well I came up up with one sentence that puts a stop to it all and pretty much sums up this arguement.

You see, LME students always say that their degrees are practical, and art students might as well go to super tafe/tafe. Well, (this is in no way to offend TAFE students), if they were so into doing PRACTICAL DEGREES... why dont they just... go to tafe? Isnt TAFE where you do practical stuff, and university, a place of higher and wiser thought, hence art students actually do more indepth thinking and rightfully we should be kings of the uni population. Whoever said that university needs to be practical? Its not a fcuking trades institution. End of story.

Ok on to other things.

so holidays are finally upon me and being the very well organized, non time wasting girl I am, Im going to set a to-do list.

*drum roll*

1) find a boyfriend
2) audition to be someones girlfriend
3) um, the above.

Ok, maybe not that only, I also want to go on a holiday... cheapo holiday if possible.
Im thinking my choices are Rottnest island, which could probably count as overseas cos its well, over the sea from perth but like... 10km out? thats still counted.

or if Jetstar/Virgin have a really really really cheap flight to Melbourne, that is definitely a possibility, only thing is that accomodation is a tricky one.

And then there is New Zealand, airfares would cost me but accomodation, transport and company and everything is all settled. Just bring spending money.

Not to mention Ripi, Ernest and Andy bugging me 24/7 to go over. It feels nice to be wanted *hugs self*

So Im still tossing up. I think I'll also have to see how much moolah I earn too.

Someone start me a Flying Fund.

everything is so expensive. T_T

Photoshoot : Sweet Secretary.. and a Long Overdue Rant Part 1

2008-11-08T00:30:00.002+09:00

People, are so f*cking ignorant.

Yeah, sorry to be so blatantly rude. but its the f*cking truth. Only when you are in a art students shoes do you see how f*cking ignorant, dumb, and shallow humanity is/can be. Actually, why am I apologising when Im the one being devalued here? I take back my apology.

For those who attend a university or tertiary institution, well, you know, theres this inside silent somewhat joke/no joke-ish conflict on which faculty is the smartest/most hardworking/needed in society/joke of society.

It is also, no secret that I have an strong dislike for law/medicine/engineering students. Infact.. any student that isnt in the Humanities and Psychology streams. Yeh great, I just made a ton load of new enemies after stating that. But meh. Ima beetch today. =D

Why do I have this dislike for LME students? (LME = LAW MED ENGINEERING), you ask?
Is it because they are smarter? more capable? Cos they can do whiz differentiation and concoct a deadly bomb in a flick of their fingers?

It is well known that engineering students (mostly) make inside jokes that art students are going to come out having nothing to contribute to society, having a totally useless degree in hand. I mean, pfft... who needs to know about the poetic-ness of shakespeare.. or how this perfect 2m diameter red glittery circle drawn on white canvas, brings us joy.(or so they assume thats what we do)

Well, to make this war equal for us, and becasuse art students always NICELY cop the LME shit, we art students actually have a inside joke about you engineers. We are just really good at keeping inside jokes... INSIDE, hence why you dont hear of them. Anyhoos, getting on.... I thought i was the only one thinking that engineers were like this, but really, the large majority of humanity fellowmates say the same. You know what it is?

We reckon that engineers totally lack social and life skills. Great doing maths/science, shit at doing basic things in real life.

Like you know, time management at work, work atittude, socialiing skills etc. No pointing fingers here. But we have come to the consensus that engineering students think that x to the power of y will solve everything and hence they are almighty. As long as you can do x to the power of y, life is dandy.

Almighty my big ass.

I think actually, law students so far, in my experience, are fine, but then again, perhaps I havent met enough law students.

Medical students are still part of this guilty trio of having their heads in the clouds, not all but ya know, memorising every single part of the human body and its intricate workings. although its a mean feat, well, seriously, if I had a awesome memory, I can do that too. Great, cos memorising alot of long big words is really intelligent. REALLY INTELLIGENT. so that means the more I can memorise, the smarter I am?

Peopl say art degrees shouldnt exist in universitys, cos they are 'easy' and totally are a joke to the other students studying their ass off in other 'harder subjects'

I however, totally believe that art degrees should damn well bloody stay because if anything.
I have so many reasons and so much to say in this tirade, I'll continue some other day.

(I know there are some really nice LME students out there, but too bad for you, the rest of the sorry fellows in your professions make you look damn idiot. You go kick their ass good)

Im tired, and, it is 1am in the morning and I am absolutely knackered from work. But before I end this rather angry entry, heres something Im rather proud of that will make you smile.

My photography assignment photos! *dances in joy waving pom poms*

Brooke was my awesome model for this so thank you thank you Brooke! =D it is a characterisation, so we went for the sickly sweet lazybum secretary look! Ya know, wont do her work, and just sit around snacking on marshmallows the entire day...

It was damn hell heaps of fun! 2 hours of sweaty posing, picture taking, light adustments pose adjustments (Modeling is actually really exhausting! Even though I didnt model, but demonstrating poses and ideas and getting all the details right was such a long process!) But the final results were so worth it! =D Brooke was such a sweet tooth, the hungry model kept eating my marshmallow props!

Its this kinda tireless attention to minute details that creates those perfect glossy magazines you buy at the newsstands. Be appreciative of the effort we go to to make it look effortless. Anyhoos, pics are below... enjoy!

SWEET SECRETARY!

Tools : Canon 400D DSLR, Adobe Photoshop CS3
Venue : Curtin University Studios.

YOOOhoobeehaaaaa

2008-11-05T15:40:00.000+09:00

RAWR!

Wow its been like what? 2 HOLE months since Ive come here. XD SOWEE!

A quickie update: UNI IS OVER FOR THE YEAR!

Well sorta, Ive got a photography assignment due on Monday which Im really kinda enjoying. No that wasn't sarcastic. Brooke is my model for the upcoming photoshoot on Friday which is going to so damn freakin fun! Ive got to do a characterisation studio portrait thing, and shes going to dress up as a cheeky secretary! *COUGH* boys..*cough*

But besides that, thats it! HORWEEDAYS!

So many things to share! Im coming back to blogging once I hand in my Photography (:

yawns.

BY THE WAY : peach wine is frekain awesome. everyone should try peach wine. =D

Still a Tiny Toddler!

2008-08-31T18:30:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 3RD BIRTHDAY TO MY BLOG! ^^V

Tagged!

2008-08-30T02:50:00.002+08:00

Tagged! Mans you people really know how to give me things to do at 2+am in the morning huh.

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
25-29 probably.
But first I need to find someone to marry.

2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
Eats, sleeps, VERY CLOSELY FOLLOWED BY BLOGGING, FACEBOOKING, PHOTOGRAPHY, BAR-ING, DRESSING UP AND BEING VAIN, ANNOYING LITTLE KIDDIES......

3. If you have a close close close friend since childhood who loves to take away whatever you like, including guys/girls, and he/she always wins, will you still consider him/her your friend?
no. sif. If he/she keeps taking my stuff away obviously he/she doesnt give a crap about me so why should I give a crap about them?

4. What would you give up in return to eat all you want in the world and not get fat?
~~my brother~~.. I dunno aye. thats a hard qs. Next

5. Is there someone in your heart right now?
I wish.

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
Im a girl. Thats a stupid qs. Next.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
assuming this qs is putting aside default answers such as famly and friends etc, probably my internet and laptop. I'll experience withdrawal symptoms, cold shivers, and irregular puking.

8. What do you feel like doing, right now?
homework.

sif.

I feel like a good sleep!

9. If there’s someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
In most cases, if the atmosphere is right, yeh.

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Oooo Irene aye! hm, thats asking alot!

Jokes jokes! cool, fun, and a awesome i-know-what-i-want attitude.

Irene you owe me $5 for that.

11. Have you regret any decision in your life so much that you would want to turn back time and do it right the 2nd time round?
Eh, too many times mans too many times.

12. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
smoking, drugging and doing naughty things like stealing old peoples handbags.

13. What is your ambition?
To earn a six-figure sum/yr by the time Im 30, own my first new car by 25 and um, be nice to people. (:

14. Is anyone really perfect?
perfect... yes, but not REALLY perfect. ;)

15. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
can I be richly happy? obviously happy duh.

16. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
lazyness and procrastination.

17. What is the one thing you love about yourself?
my retarded sense of humour.

18. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
I duno. financially and emotionally secure, and happy, regardless of situation.

19. Is there a specific song that can describe your current mood?
Rock a bye baby on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock......

20. What would you do if you find out one day that you are actually a child from another family?
I swear I am sooo SOOO from another family mans. I mean look at me, freakin obvious Im indian!. 0_0

I duno. toss a coin to see which one I wanna live with? :P

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Tagged:
I seriously cant be fished tagging anyone. Do it if you are a bored no life like me (:

Bling Gadgets

2008-08-29T15:00:00.000+08:00

Remember the Swarovski crystals that Nicholas gave me as my birthday present?

Heres what happened to the pink ones! ^^!!!

ZOMG
*squeals in joy*

That my friends, was 2 hours worth of painstakingly sticking those 2mm wide crystals on by hand, not to mention having to use a really annoying glue that gets everywhere it doesnt need to! I lost my tweezers, I think they are somewhere in my bushy eyebrows, but Ill find them one day. ^^v

The picture really doesnt do the shinyness much justice but nevermind.
Woot now my Ipod matches my car! (well in colour, not bling)
Stop laughing. I really do have a pink car

What am I going to do with the white crystals you ask.

Probably my Mac? Or phone? Im not sure yet. If I stick them on my mac, its like, hm, I afraid to spoil the lid! But I dont want to have the same mac as everyone else. And I dont wanna go too over the top with the laptop. Ideas anyone? Ima on a tight budget (The Ipod and crystals were BOTH birthday presents so dont say I have so much money that I dont need a tight budget, the camera was my first ever paycheck in my life purchase, that being Jan 07!) I have a freakin laptop to pay off now ok!

I havent received my (mac) laptop yet cos its being shipped from Singapore, waiting for SOMEONE to fly to Perth so they can hand carry it here for me (: Prolly another month or so but Im sure the wait will be worth it!

Anddd......this entry shall abruptly end here =D

You Know You Are a Curtin Design Student when....

2008-08-27T09:30:00.000+08:00

(Some of these apply to design students in general, not just those at Curtin,and ofc not all apply to all of us. Dont take these too seriously too ok? ^^)

You have 6 or so lecturers/tutors and you only need to remember two names - Paul and Ash

You can differentiate who Ash and AshAsh are.

You wear a significant amount of black

You walk into lectures/tutes and you think you walked into some kinda goth club.

You think 'PC' is a dirty word

No MacbookPro, no cool.

Nothing is boring/ugly. Its Modernist.

PS, AI, FL and ID these terms all make perfect sense to you

Adobe is the shit/gives you the shits (depends how you look at it, and what you do with it)

Non-design people look at your work and reckon they could do the same thing easy in a flash on Paint/Publisher/insert cheapskate program name here, but we know theres more chance of raining men (or women, if you are a man) than them accomplishing said task in their claimed timeframe

People not in Design think you sit around and all you do is draw pretty pictures all day without a care in the world. sif.

You are/try to be/unknowingly is pretentious some way or other to some extent.

You have a perfectly valid excuse to buy a Mac and love your course even more for it.

You dont classify yourself as straight, bi or homo. You are Mac.

Coming up with concepts/layouts for a brief, is actually brain draining, contrary to what everyone else thinks. (WTF they used to make us do 100! There goes our social life.)

You are tired staying up to finish work, but you wouldnt mind staying up cos you are actually having bucketloads of fun.

Liquify on PS is the fun-est/funniest thing ever.

You Photoshop all your pics before they make it to Facebook/Myspace.

............then look at them and think 'dammit wish I looked that hot in real life!'

You dont refer to colours as red blue green yellow etc, but as 8973c, 7777c, fff8ccc and the like.

Your eyes hurt. alot.

Ctrl-Z/apple-Z is the solution to everything.

You sleep during the day, work during the night, because thats when inspiration strikes!

You have been to Coles/Woolies to take pics of juice as part of research for a certain first year assignment and people gave you wierd looks. TERRORIST!

You were tempted to wear a 'Competition Analysis' badge/teeshirt/clipboard while doing above mentioned picture-taking at Coles/Woolies, just for fun ^^

People stare at textbooks, you stare at the computer.

Phweeet! Ok I finally ran out! Feel free to add more! Im sure there are more! =D Add add add!

Titanic In Hokkien!

2008-08-27T03:00:00.000+08:00

In the spirit of attempting to share a HILARIOUS HOKKIEN VIDEO parody of Titanic, and the fact that embeding has not been allowed so I have to give you the link, the rest of this entry will be in Hokkien. (my very horrible attempt at Hokkien that is. Please dont laugh!). Here goes...

Nabeh Youtube! Buay sai embed into wah eh blog! Ah neh chum. Wah ai ge le nang share share youtube vilee-0. Jin hor chio! ^^v

Nebermind, bor her hae mah hor. Le ai kua zi gai video must click click zhe gai link hor. Ok.

ler slowly enjoy. (:

A Footlong Worth of Bitch

2008-08-24T14:00:00.003+08:00

totally irrelevant picture but meh~

To begin and set the scene, I like my workplace/job. Theres nice people, lotsa dirty jokes like the gay tomato slicer and the ever popular 6" and footlongs. Not to mention good pay to fund my extensive shopping habits.(my most recent buy being $3000 worth of a macbook pro, which is being paid for in instalments hence Lyn if you see this then please give me a FEW more hours rofl ^^v). The job is as awesome as a double meat double cheese and double bacon creation.

But todays bitch is about the people whom I serve. ie- the customer(s). Make me want to stick a breadstick up certain orifices sometimes *nods firmly*

NUMERO UNO BITCH
So it starts like this. People think I have shitty english language skills.Or I cant speak english. Or I speak shoddy english, or I attempt to speak english and epicly fail.

No seriously, I want to make a badge to wear to work saying

Good day. I got 90% for a essay at Curtin Uni. Hence I would like to believe that my english is better than most of you staring at this badge. Thank You. Now how may I help u?

Yup. X)
Then they try to speak to me in like some kinda of 'simplified' english for example..

*points at toaster* you toast?. NO CHEESE NO. TOAST

OR

NO OLIVE. THE BLACK ONE. NO. no. *gestures to indicate N-O*' (how many NO's do you have to say?!)

yeh. NO sh*t, I know what olives are tyvm. they are thick and round, like you.

NUMERO DUO BITCH
Customers like to believe that I am a cunning, scheming employee who has collaborated with the boss to rip you off whenever the opportunity arises. OOOO. especially in those big complicated orders, when I press tons of buttons and sneaked in a few extra punches while I was at it to rip you off $3, and then we hope *fingers toes and earlobes crossed* that you cant tell cos since the order was big the number must be big too right?

Yeah I know. I am smart. I got 90% for that essay. But lemme tell you that when it comes to numbers, I suck. Im not THAT smart. But thanks for saying that I am. No you wont get a free cookie for that.

So anyway, I punch in their order, and politely inform that they need to pay ~~an arm and a leg and a few armpit hairs~~ so and so amount. And that, is their cue to put on a unbelievably horrified face while reaching for their wallet and exclaim :

GEEZ! are YOU sure? cant be that much. Are you sure you put it through right? *attempts to lean over to scrutinise the screen*

(look miss/sir, there an easier alternative, its called 'printing receipt')

So I kindly offer the alternative, and they grab the receipt and scrutinise it like how guys like to scrutinise hot chicks. They stand there infront of me and study the receipt like its the most fascinating piece of paper, waiting for that elusive error to show up and then they can look at me with glints in their eyes and proclaim:

AH HAH! YOU OVERCHARGED ME 5c! I would like it back thank you! *SMIRK*'

Look, I dont get a payrise or free food with every person I rip off. So why would I bother trying to scam you off a few dollars that doesnt even go into my pocket?

I am a good girl, incase that thought we dont exist anymore.

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Right thats just my little rant for today. Im not annoyed annoyed angry per se. But sometimes people make me want to pull my hair out in disbelief cos they are, well, like that. *.*. Anyhoos, I just wanted to do some healthy venting so thanks for reading.

Im all good and happy and calm and chilled.

really X)

♥ яėεиy

Some Belated Bling Bling!

2008-08-17T20:00:00.000+08:00

This has got to be one of the most 'Reena' birthday present I have ever received! (thats of course not to say that the rest were crap, they were all freakin awesome!) but Nicholas's present really takes the cake!

Ready Ready?

THREE HUNDRED AND TEN
SWAROVSKI FLAT BACK CRYSTALS IN PINK AND WHITE!!!!

I love you Nick! ahahhahaha (=

Now for some shiny pictures. Put your sunnies on before scrolling down.

light pink aka vintage rose

You cant really see how bling it is but I nearly went blind when I unpacked the package!

The little ziplock bags are tiny tiny! the parcel it came in was rather big and I was expecting this big bag of crystals but I forgot I had asked for small ones ie 2mm wide lol so it was unwrapping one of those pass-the-parcel at parties things, where the final product is like 10000x smaller than the actual packaging!

size comparison with a standard business card.

sibeh bling!

ok. blinded liao.

And to cap of this bling entry, if you havent been blinded sufficeiently, Pauline made my day by getting me MY FAV EARRING FROM PICADILLY ARCADE!!!!!!

ooo mysterious.....

Ya its one of those asian style double ear hole earrings! omg you can see the shinyness of it! craazy! except I realised the second I pierced 2 months ago are too close to see the chain! So Im going to get a third hole. hahahah.

Anyways, thank you both of you! love it very muches! Im going to be arrested for shiny assault one day when I go out. 0_0

loves!

Quirky Juice Box Design

2008-08-13T21:00:00.000+08:00

I came across this quirky juice packaging in the form of a imitation of a banana skin, while researching stuff for my client report and brief for a uni assignment. I love it how its so genius!

Cute not? I would buy it!

Reference site : http://www.nextnature.net/?p=2315

PS: if you are a fellow design student at Curtin and doing the same assignment, DONT U DARE COPY THIS IM ALREADY USING IT FOR MINE!

Funny Greenpeace Advertisement!

2008-08-13T00:05:00.000+08:00

As we all know, our planet is extremely precious to us and issues such as climate change and sustainability should be taken seriously, weather you believe in it or not.

I think a large part of our wasting habits as a society is that we are a bunch of very materialistic people. We are always wanting the best image, the best products, the nicest and most convenient things, hence leading to more packaging, more materials being used just to satisfy ourselves in many ways (no dodgy meaning there). The people driving this trend is of course, the designers (be they graphic artists, creative directors, ad agencies product designers) creating these images and products for large companies wanting large profits, and good design generally equates to that. We as designers have a large responsibility in contributing to this issue, because we are the one designing the labels, the ads and the products in todays very consumerist society, and thus influencing people to buy more and throw more out.

I feel that this is very true, and would like to share this amusing advertisement from Greenpeace encouraging us to use energy efficient lightbulbs. I was shown this video during one of my Design In Context lectures at uni, as we were discussing sustainability, ethics and issues to do with this industry and Im sure you will all get a good laugh out of this. ^^ v!

However, please also take in the very important message the video is trying to convey, because, nothing would be funny anymore if the Earth became so hot that our ice caps melted and drown the living daylights out of you. =/ non?

Title of Video : Sunshine

Another Vibrating Conversation

2008-08-12T23:30:00.000+08:00

Sidenote: Happy 20th birthday to Kenny Koh! ^^v
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You all know I have a really screwed up sense of humour right? Especially in the form of MSN conversations... =P

Funny conversation ahead, but a little bit of background information before you read it.

Ernie said he was going shopping to buy me my birthday pressie, so I hinted that I like something pink , funny or blingy, then he said he will most likely get something totally opposite to wat I described lol. Oh, Ernie is from New Zealand, the land of the Kiwis, and the land of um.... alot of sheep too. =)

Sooo, ANYWAY! bearing that in mind, read the conversation below ^^ v

♥ яėεиybob × says:
rmb go shopping tmr ok?

Ernest says:
xD

Ernest says:
i'll try

Ernest says:
i'm getting something blue hard and spiky

♥ яėεиybob × says:
not a dildo pls.

♥ яėεиybob × says:
it wont pass customs or my house doorstep

Ernest says:
dildo isnt hard and spiky

Ernest says:
>_>

♥ яėεиybob × says:
maybe kiwi ones are 0_0

♥ яėεиybob × says:
hahahahhahah

Ernest says:
0_0!

Ernest says:
xD

Dont you love them Kiwis ♥

Worlds Saddest Picture

2008-08-09T20:00:00.000+08:00

Credits : www.limitthesky.com

That website has the most amazing interesting stuff! GO READ IT! NOW! *points finger at link*

19! [Part 1]

2008-08-07T23:00:00.000+08:00

WOAH 19 MANS!

So as most of you prolly know, (or I hope you know!) today was my 19th birthday and having uni and all, the only exciting thing I did was pop out to Carousel shopping center after uni to watch the movie Hancock, with Raekha and Emmanuel (: Awsum stuff it is! Go watch it if you havent.

So anyway, we went to the lobby and saw this setup for the premium seats thearter on display, so mucked around a bit. and of course, camwhored. ^^ Mind my almost-flash-myself pose

Short outing, but extremely fun nontheless! Thanks for coming out with me guys!
So anyways, I got home and there were a few parcels waiting for me! woot!

From.. New Zealand baby!

all my pressies at the end of the night
cards from left to right : ripi, andy and emmanuel

From left to right, blue Murano glass pendant from Raekha, Buddha from Emmanuel, and little trinkly bits from RIPI!!!! thanks everyones!

This card is from Emmanuel...

IM NOT THAT OLD!!!

I received these from Andy, Kiwi dude....
Kiwi people eat kiwi fruits.
He thinks Imma biatch....:D

HAHAHA MINI BUDDHA STATUE!!! EMMANUELS PRESENT TO ME!
UBER CUTE!

CMON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA RUB ITS TUMMY.

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDD!!! an picture of me with thy stuff!
my head looks wierd. like its be decapitated 0_0 haaahah.

Anyhoos, theres part 2, going out on Saturday. so watch this space! :D and thats it for today, right now ..... Im off to bed.

A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGG thank you to everyone who sent me sms's facebook posts and other stuff today! ^^ made my day! :D

Birthday Present Hints

2008-08-05T23:00:00.000+08:00

As a design student, it is important to be aware that much of the environment does lie in our hands, becasue it is ultimately us who influence what and how people comsume. Personally, i realy like sustainable design, i feel rly inspired by our DIC lectures, and how the Body Shop encourages giving back to third world communites and not exploiting the weak and vulnerable. I love how they dont test cosmetics on animals because I think thats just wrong.

I believe that Pink plays a very sexual role in design as well. It connotates feminity, girlyness and in contemporary society, Metrosexualism. Different shades of pink however, connotate different things. Pale pink is associated with gentleness and fragility, whereas hot pink, for example, is more upbeat, which isnt realy my thing. Girls also have a tendency to gravitate towards shiny things such as diamontes and quirky double piercing earrings from asian korean shops such as the ones in Picadilly Arcade in Forrest Chase, Perth.Hence cementing the fact that diamonds are indeed a girls best friend

While we are on the topic of design, I must comment that the new Honda Civic is a very modernist design, and appeals to the majority of people. Its sleek body shape lends itself to better aerodynamism, hence reduces drag and saves petrol and the environment.

However, there is one vital ingredient to any design whereby a good design is only possible if there is this ingredient present during the creative process. A design that comes from the heart, and is created or given with lots of thought and love, will always be better than any design that came without a thought.

The End

Happy 19th Birthday to...

2008-08-03T02:30:00.000+08:00

IRENE!

so old liao......:P

Love, Reena

Subway Customer Habits Which Piss Me Off

2008-08-02T23:30:00.000+08:00

As most of you know, I work part time at Subway, the sandwich chain

not the outlet I work at

One thing I must tell you, after 6 months there, I honestly can say that I sometimes nearly lose faith in humanity altogether. People can be like, so damn stupid.

So today I shall summarise for you yes you all, the customers!, what pisses me of the most about serving people.

PEOPLE ON THE PHONE

f*cking put the phone down and order your sub properly and politely. or I will spit in it when you arent looking.... maybe, perhaps.

And why do people have friends on the phone and making the friends order on their behalf? isnt it super expensive to call? Why not text the stuff you want? Its cheaper faster and just better overall for me and you and your wallet.

PEOPLE WHO CANT READ/MAKE STUFF UP AND HOPE WE CAN PICK IT OUT OF MIDAIR

No, you are not that important that we will source for you some random chicken/beef style. AND READ THE MENU PROPERLY! We do not half chipotle steak we have steak and you can add chipotle later. And it is wheat bread, not wholemeal, or whole wheat. Wheat does not grow in halves. Its so irritating when people make up random stuff from words they picked off from the menu and ome other sandwich shop and then you attempt to clarify with them so you dont accidently make the wrong thing and then they get all pissy because they think you have no idea what they are talking about.

By the way, its pronouced CHEE PO TE LAY not chi pot tle.
And those chilli things have called HA LE PEE NIOS. not jalapenose.

Oh yeah, you know how Subway has jalepenos, capsicum and black pepper. You get some customers that say 'can I have peppers please' and in this case its like so issit jalepenos, capsicum or sprinkled pepper?! No people, use the proper names. I am not a guessing machine.

Also, its red onion by the way, not purple onion =_=

PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO THINK WE HAVE 250GB MEMORIES

I want a six-inch-honey-oat-with-swiss-cheese-toasted-chicken-teriyaki-and-all-salads-except-carrot-oninon-jalepenos-and-onion-and-olives-can-i-also-get-mayonnaise-and-honey-mustard-and-salt-only-thanks-and-i-needa-get-some-groceries-around-the-corner-ill-be-right-back-to-get-my-sub-ok

Yes you can get that, and a breadstick up your arse too.

PEOPLE WHO GET THEIR KIDS TO 'LEARN HOW TO ORDER'

I think this is fine, when theres NO LINE OF PEOPLE QUEING UP!

You know, the parent who nudges their scared as hell 6 year old up to the glass and says 'go on, tell the lady what you want!'

It makes it even worse when they line is out the door and you got this kid who takes 1 minute to say they want cheese, another minute to try to see into the sandwich unit etc.

No seriously, we are busy here, you can teach your kid at home. *grr*

So yeah, thats pretty mcuh sums up all the most annoying customers ever. Occasionaly you get people like health freaks who try to be healthy but end up getting triple bacon and extra mayo and you think wtf, you are so just fooling yourself.

Or then theres those classically funny ones who make you almost explode and spray blood everywhere by the things they say.

We once had a customer who asked for a footlong meatball, but in his tongue-tiedness, he ended saying 'Football Meatlong' 0_0!!!

Even after repeating it excatly like that back to him trying to get him to realise his mistake, he still doesnt realise we dont do footballs here. =_=

Or the old guy my boss got one day, 50 years old who came in with his wife. Upon ordering his 6"sub, he proceeds to boast that his penis is bigger than that 6"! I pity the wife. She probably wud have rather hidden in the oven than have been standing next to him! Or maybe just die on the spot.

I love work. 0_0

SYTYCD and Other Sheet

2008-07-25T01:00:00.000+08:00

WAH! Im rather annoyed today. My phone cant send pics via Bluetooth to the laptop, only vice versa. sucks. And then not only that, stupid Curtins OASIS (like our student online accounts emails etc) wont let me see my mails! it keeps syaing theres some new Java system and if I want to log in or out and IT IS BEING GHEY.

so pissyness aside, I WENT TO THE SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE CONCERT ON SUNDAY! sorry for late pics, but yeh, been massive tired busy everything all week.

For those of you who dont know what this concert is, its basically like Australian/American/Indian/Pakistani/Antarctican Idol, but instead of singing, its dancing. So you can imgine, fame is pretty big on this show!

Anyways! Me, Katy, Fongy and Cameron got tiks to the 7pm show on the last leg of its Australian tour! I think the main reason we went is cos Vanessa (we know Vanessa via youth grp) is in the top 10 and we wanted to go see her dance! and maybe get backstage close and cosy! hahhaa.

sexy moves!

me, katy, fong

me katy fong and some random guys leg

Fongzy is looking happy here. Katy however, is gesturing that there were only FIVE people at the concert.

obviously not true lol.

My boots, Camerons shoes.

Check out katys priceless expression!

ZOMG JACK CHAMBERS ZOMG! NOT ONLY DID HE WIN, BUT HE IS SEXY LIKE SHIT!

WITH THE VERY TALENTED HENRY!

ANNNNDDDDD!!!

WHO ELSE BUT VANESSA!

AW SO CUTE!!!

Gotta love the whole braids thing going on!

It was awesome! having gotten backstage passes (which we couldnt collect cos stupid box offive was closed, and the body guards are such *&*^%$. so tight, they are tighter than the average asshole. But oh well, we still managed to get backstage meet and greet!

I look yuck in these pics, oh well. :D was feeling rather sick that day too anw. RUNNY NOSE SIA!

Uni starts once again on Monday. Im really looking forward to it. Mainly cos I need to start occupying my time with more beneficial activites which in turn will help me avoid spending money unnnecesarily. It also really doesnt help that I found a shop with cool earrings, expensive earrings however, that are extremely tempting!

Today was rather interesting I must share however! Pauline and I went makeup shopping because Miss Polly here has no makeup, has no clue about makeup and needs a helping hand!

This is not to say of course, that makeup is everything but which girl goes without any form of basic makeup?! In total we spent like nearly $100 for her. I started on the makeup train when I was 13/14, me and my vanity :D I dont think wearing makeup is bad, many guys think that makeup means plastering layers of foundation, heavy eyeshadow and thick sticky bright lips, when that is, just the perfect example of epic fail makeup skills.

If anything, makeup shoould only be applied in the most bare minimum needed to cover unevenneess of blemishes and should define and gently enhance the features, not create a clown alter ego.

I was talking to Ernest the other day and I think this statement I randomly said in the convo, pretty much sums up the whole point of cosmetics ...

"it takes effort to look like you didnt put in any effort" (otherwise known as naturally flawless)

see. now that, my ladies, is how you should look like, if your face, is painted correctly!

Man I sound like a makeup pro! Im not, I still have the occasional faux pas! But its just my little realisation this week that guys think makeup creates heavy masks when in fact it shouldnt.

Well, you DO learn something new everyday!

That aside, what has everyone been up to?

The S Word

2008-07-16T04:30:00.000+08:00

Im in a pretty like, pondering 'hmmm' mood, if thats the word to use.

But to start this entry off on a positive note, REENA GOT STRAIGHT DISTINCTIONS FOR HER FIRST SEMESTER OF UNI!!!!!!!!!!

Im so bloody talented I tell ya.

So anyway, moving on.

SEX

Coming from an asian background, I was taught, (well ok not taught, 'sif my mum has the balls to talk to me about this, but we asians learn eventually!) that virginity, sex, and all related fun fun, was a very intimate thing, and was like.. the Holy Grail of life, which was to be treasured and so precious that you would only share it with the 'Chosen One' (wah sounds so LOTR!)

Hence I grew up knowing only this way and no other way when it came to sex. Premarital sex was NEVER an option in life. Grounded from the very beginning, I of course, never had any sexual urges because I thought thats the way it is, you dont explore sexually till one is married, if you get what I mean.

To put it into an analogy, its like a baby being fed bland baby food. It has never eaten the flavoursome spices, salts and aromatic meals that we grown people have, and thus the tastebuds are not used to strong flavours, hence to the baby, 'bland baby food' is anything but bland. And it will only be able to experience the joys of salts sugars and spices when it has grown up and is able to fully appreciate the wonders of spicy, sweet, sours and bitters.

It is not to say that the baby will never eat flavoured food, it will eventually.

So, having been drilled that thats how life works, It never crossed my mind about how it is like, for others who do not share the same attitude, and living in Australia this is how it is. I honestly believed that where my friends were concerned, we were all innocent lol.

Pardon my naivety.

However, I am not implying that Asians all think like me. Our generation of asians are getting equally experimental these days too.

Amongst I and my circle of friends, there are of course ones who have gone first base, second base and some all the way till 'home base'.

And then, it got me thinking about this whole sex issue as a whole, and wow I never thought about it (cos it never crossed my mind) till now, when I go out with my female friends, and we have our little girly chats and then so and so fesses up that she gave her boyfriend some head. and I get hell surprised - YOU WERE DARING ENOUGH TO GIVE SOME ORAL?!

Like, Im prolly like massively naive in everyones eyes now, but shut up. This is my blog I want to talk!

Firstly, ORAL.

Girls generally cannot stand it when anyone (guys or girls) forgets to flush the toilet after doing a wee wee. You hobble into the lavatory and (DONT TELL ME YOU NEVER LOOK INTO THE BOWL) and see a stenchy pungent yellow liquid instead of the flower-fragranced toilet bowl liquid you were expecting (or clean clear H20)

If you can barely stand the smell, or the very fact that the last person forgot to flush the loo, so why are you putting your mouth on the very organ where the offending yellow liquid called urine, is discharged from? (if you dont mind people not flushing your loo, then you are just plain wierd, disgusting, and I am never talking to you again! hahaha)

Yeah I know the guy generally takes a shower before oral or any kinda sex BUT NOT EVERYTIME RIGHT?! Its just not convenient in a car/parkbench/staircase well/workplace cubicle.

People are very wierd. But heck, its sexual gratification. which for now, I dont understand.

Im sorry, I cannot see myself sucking on a penis. ~~sausages were invented for a reason~~ PERIOD.

Perhaps its because Ive never had a boyfriend before, and so Ive never gotten close enough to feel the love (and feelings associated with love), to garner the urge and natural instincts to sexually gratify myself. So do excuse me for not understanding how amazing your wonderful love lives are.

While me are on sexual gratification, I AM NOT A *&^%$# PRUDE.
I really dislike it when people think I am all tight arsed (pun not intended) and then go 'nah you wont wanna know about I dont think you'll like to read /hear bout it

AND THEY ARE TRYING TO BE SOMEWHAT NICE! but why do people think that just because one does not engage in sexual activity by a certain age, that they are prolly hell traditional and refuse to even talk about sex? I think its alright to talk about it etc! As long as you dont become a total sex maniac and bring it up in every single effing conversation where it has no link!

No, I am not a total traditionalist. Neither are many virgins, and asians.

It is a common misconception that asians are hell small minded and inocent and yadda yadda yadda.

Yeh you are right.

........... probably like 50 or so years ago.

This is not to say that asians are not the horniest bitches and bastards now. The vast majority still prefer to keep their virginity till marriage, and of course there will be those who have lost it somewhere in the concrete jungle. People sterotype and assume, and I admit this blog entry sterotypes and assumes that caucasians are loose and dont really value such an intimate act, when of course, there will be ones who dont think that way either.

I really am not out to judge anyone if they have had sex or not and I dont have the right to impose my attitudes onto others, and neither should I be pressured into thinking that I am wierd or plain stupid to not try anything out myself. I don't understand many things in life, and I cant all the time.

I can see why people have premarital sexual activity, and thats perfectly ok if you are comfortable with that. :D Hell no Im not going to stop you or lecture you on why one should abstain hahahaha lol! wtf are you nuts?!

Just don't make fun of others and make the rest feel bad about not doing what you do. You wouldn't want us to say you are 'dirty/whore/no values person' (even though you aren't), do you?

Growing up for the later teenage/young adult years of my life in a more liberal country has opened my eyes to alot of interesting things. Things that challenge your way of thinking, things that start to influence you in many different wierd and wonderful ways rararara.

So yeah. thats my little essay. I wasnt meaning for it to get so serious! I jsut read it over before publishing and I was like hmm. sounds so formal towards the end! hahaha ok just pretend its not in formal language and try to read it as if Im ranting to you in a happy girly voice. :D

Too much uni mans, even my blog is turning into one massive essay =_=

aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnndddddddd..............................that rant shall abruptly end here and the topic will change. :D

*long silent pause*

Work at subway is going good! We recently had this massively funny HILARIOUS awkward situation between one of the workers and my boss, ON FACEBOOK! OH mans I have to share it with you all it is CLASSIC WORKPLACE POLITICS AT ITS BEST!

next entry bah!

its freakin 5am. The things I get up to at night =_= I have sexytime with my computer judging from the time stamps on all my blog entries these days! and oh my the pimples are coming back argh!!!!!

in the words or Ernest Lee : Goonai!

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Subway Chicks Night In/Out

2008-07-16T01:50:00.001+08:00

Warning. LOTSA pictures.

But Im sure no ones complaining right? :D

This is what you call a footlong!

RAWR!

My $9.95 ikea mirror. <3>

Nup, no gold up there...

I LOVE THIS PICTURE HAHAHAHA CAUGHT YA!

I Miss My Laptop

2008-07-06T15:30:00.000+08:00

Laptop has gone to be serviced, hence the lack of updates =(

SOMEBODY underestimated her own strength and broke the wireless on/off switch =_=

funny however.

Meanwhile, Ive resorted to borrowing everyones elses computer. oh and , also revelling in the joy that my design in context research essay assignment got an amazing 90%! HIGH DISTINCTION PLUS OK! - pretty mean feat considering that my last essay before that I got 50% lol!

I rock ^^

What Is The World Cuming To?!

2008-06-21T00:30:00.000+08:00

WTF. Today I was watching the news and apparently, 17 chicks from an American high school made a pact to get preggers and raised the bubs together! AND ALL OF THE GIRLS ARE UNDER 16 YEARS OF AGE! (Click here to read full story)

Yup. hate to say this, but this even more solidifies my view that Americans are fat (in so many more ways than obesity) and stupid. STUPID STUPID STUPID.

I recently found out that teens sleeping with guys was pretty normal, and I always thought me being old school was NORMAL. but Im wrong. I have nothing against whoever sleeping with whoever I cant judge peoples decisions, but I absolutely HATE it when people question MY ideals. Ive been effing insulted so many times by dipshit guys saying that by the age of 18 and you aint had sexytime yet means you have no sex drive and am a prude.

haha.

nice try, you sex-maniac.

Man, and like, they (the general public) say that its common for this to happen in the US? ZOMG preggers at 14/15-ish

So, seeing that Im 18 and already almost 19 (!) zomg old..., I think I should be having my mid life crisis anyday soon.

Why You Should FIREFOX!

2008-06-19T01:30:00.002+08:00

Now playing: Timbaland - The Way I Are (Remix) feat. Francisco & Keri Hilson
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Firstly, I want to ask you a question.

How many of you are viewing my blog on IE (Internet Explorer)?

OMG YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. GO SIT IN THE NAUGHTY CORNER.

In case you have been living underneath a smelly rock since the Stone Ages (or you work for Microsoft) , let me introduce you to the world of MOZILLA FIREFOX - the best and funkiest web browser.

I won't claim to be a super whiz at computer technicalities and I honestly dont think I am a whiz anyway, but here I will breifly explain why I believe EVERY EFFING INTERNET USER SHOULD USE FIREFOX AND NOT IE. No reason for all you computer-unfluent to say you didnt use it cos dont understand it after reading this. I AM A WOMAN ON A MISSION! And also, since this is coming from a chicks understanding, all you bimbos out there have no reason to use IE too, cos I am explaining it from a girls POV.

Mozilla Firefox is a free web browser (like Internet Explorer) created (in simple terms), by common people interested in computery things. It differs from Internet Explorer in the way that it is OPEN SOURCE.

You ask, what is open source?

Open source is defined as a developement methodology in which the source, the coding of the program, is open and available to anyone and everyone.

To put it into an analogy, its like Subway cookies having their recipe available to everyone so we know how to make it, whats in it and why it tastes so orgasmically amazing.

PS: No. I do not know Subways cookie recipes. They come frozen in boxes for us to bake. So dont bother asking me for the recipe. If I knew the recipe, I would have opened a shop selling them and making millions of $$

So, how does this open source thing apply to Firefox? Basically The coding to this amazing web browser is available to anyone (I assume) to tweak, refine, improve and recreate. If Subways cookie recipe was available to proffesional chefs, Im sure someone could add something to it to make it taste even better.

You may be thinking now that wouldnt people be able to add dodgy things like viruses or whatever crap shit to it and screw everyone up. But like all things in life, it pays to CC.....

or Cover your Ca chng (hokkien dialect for 'ass') as its more infamously known to stand for.

From my knowledge, every new addition and modification to FF is checked over by experts before being incorporated into new versions of FF to be released to the public. - bottom line, its checked!

So no worries ^^

The problem with IE is that it is well, closed source. It is wholly managed by one central body (Microsoft) and thus has the entire responsibility of overseeing the development of the program, cos well, nobody can get to it anyway. If the boss of the plant that produces Subway cookies didnt let his successor know that the cookies cud be better if we added alchohol to them, the cookies would remain the same all the time right? right? =D

Ok, so stuffy terminology aside, from a USER point of view, what is it about this browser that I love so much?

For all you control freaks and people who just want to be different, Firefox is customisable with a myriad of themes! =D Because my new updated version of FF is only very very recent, my favourite themes werent updated enough to be compatible with this verison of FF but nevermind!

I used to have PINK themes, Pimp themes (SOLID GOLD SCROLL BARS!) and this EXTREMELY cute orange japanese foxy print theme! Of coure, the guys arent spared, what with fire, gaming and glossy themes at their disposal.

Pimp theme

Im currently using a sleek glossy black facade. - SEXAYE!

Secondly, omg the ADD ONS! I have the Google, Technorati and Wikipedia toolbar all in one convenient place. When I hover over the tabs, I get a tiny pop up window showing me a preview of whats in the tab and one of the best (at the moment) is my on-browser music controls!

Its located in the bottom right corner and allows me to control my music without opening up my iTunes. It is compatible with WMP, RealPlayer, XBOX MEDIA PLAYER EVEN! the total list almsot pretty much covers every single possible media player out there - THERES 30 CHOICES YOU CANT MISS OUT.

The browser is also much more safer than IE. Because it has yet to gain as much a market as IE, it isnt very much targeted by hackers who dont see it much worth to try hacking it. Besides, Firefox has plenty of safety measures to help protect you in the meantime. MUCH MUCH LESS CHANCE OF VIRUSES TOO.

Firefox is available in 45 languages, so even your monolingual grandparent who can only read chinese/japanese/french, or your Frisian (wherever and whatever that is!) friend can join the masses of happy internet users too!

This is only the starting and Im pretty sure Im heading back to get more add ons and fully customize MY internet browser to MY life. =)

Now what are you waiting for? Click here and join the many people surfing internet the right way - the Mozilla Firefox way =D

Smells Funny

2008-06-18T19:00:00.000+08:00

"Singapore armpit sniffer gets 14 years jail and caning"

OMG WTF. He nothing else better to smell is it? 0_0

LOL - Lame Out Loud

2008-06-17T04:00:00.003+08:00

εΪз яėεиybob.blogspot.com × says:
lol

Andy N says:
are u just sayin lol cos u duno what else to say?

εΪз яėεиybob.blogspot.com × says:
yes and no...............lol

Andy N says:
cos i dun see how its funny

εΪз яėεиybob.blogspot.com × says:
when i say 'lol' on msn, it doesnt mean im laughing, it actually means anything but laughing

εΪз яėεиybob.blogspot.com × says:
its got deep meaning in those 3 letters

Andy N says:
and the deep meaning is?

εΪз яėεиybob.blogspot.com × says:
something deep

Andy N says:
lol

Toppling in Japan

2008-06-15T00:30:00.000+08:00

I was on msn with my cousin, Calvin, who is studying in Japan. The awkward thing about him being in Japan, is well, hes 1.9m , and we all know that the japanese are short, like asians are anyway (Im talking height here, not... the other kinda short)

So I, being rather lame that night, asked him about like, you know, when he bows... does his back hurt, just outta curiosity. ^^

εΪз яėεиybob.blogspot.com × says:
when ur in japan. then u bow.... does ur back hurt?

Calvin says:
wtf

Calvin says:
i dun bow that often k

Calvin says:
hmph

εΪз яėεиybob.blogspot.com × says:
HHAHAHAHA

εΪз яėεиybob.blogspot.com × says:
but does it feel like cos ur center of gravity so high..... like u almost going to topple over?

Calvin says:
dun laugh at me ok

Calvin says:
hmph

Calvin says:
discrimination

εΪз яėεиybob.blogspot.com × says:
like......

Calvin says:
HAHAHA

Alright folks, that my lame night time joke to share, for today.
I SEE MY COUNTER GOING UP BUT NOBODY COMMENTS! I promise I wont eat you up if you comment geebuzzzz. Man you people cant have like, no opinion right? People always have something to say, its human nature to talk and talk... and talk.... so yeh. YEH!

ZOMG!

2008-06-14T15:50:00.000+08:00

I am so not kidding you, I found this from sisuahlai.blogspot.com.

A BABY BORN WITH AN EXTRA PENIS ON ITS BACK!!!

Talk about well-endowned! Even though doctors eventually removed the extra organ, I mean, think about how much this little boy could boast to his mates when hes older!

I think I'll leave that up to your imagination.

Found opened at the local gift shop.....

2008-06-14T02:10:00.004+08:00

For comparison sake and yes, LOL at the cup!

Clearly some chick doesnt think much of her boyfriends manhood, and even didnt think it was worth it to buy the entire set of four, but instead just stole one, cos well, she prolly doesnt want seconds anyway. =p

You Know You Are From the BEAD Faculty @ Curtin When.....

2008-06-11T01:00:00.002+08:00

1) You look at the building and think WTF was the architect thinking.

2) You lost a fair few kilos during the usually first semester of your course just trying to navigate the place.

3) You've like, seriously, considered buying a TomTom SatNav GPS thingy to find your classes.

4) you are finally able to comprehend the fact that 3rd floor isnt really on the third floor, likewise with all the other floors.

5) You liken the building to something like Hogwarts. Stairwells go EVERYWHERE AND ANYWHERE! ^^

5) You have a unimaginable dislike for those scarf-wearing, pretentious Fashion Design students and never understand how they can justify wearing their creations in public. Like... uumm... see through shirt anyone?

6) Theres always stuff pasted on the walls and you stop to look at the stuff other students do, then forget all about time.

7) Everyone wears black, or mostly black. or you seem to start wearing alot of black or all you see is black clothing..or.. *blabs on*

8) You've given up trying to catch Paul Lowndes in ANYTHING ELSE BUT HIS BLACK BUSINESS SHIRT, BLACK BUSINESS TROUSERS AND BLACK HAT

9) you walk to the 5th floor of the building and all you find there is a female toilet. like... wtf?

10) You've seen one too many Macs being carried around

11) You meet too many Mac fanatics

12) THERE ARE TOO MANY MAC FANATICS!

13) The lift like, never comes, and you might as well climb the stairs to the 6th floor in the time the lift even takes to open its doors.

14) You've heard of , or you know someone who has heard, of *cough*Kenneth Koh's*cough* story of how he managed to park for an entire year on campus without getting a parking fine... and is still going strong at it.

15) Nobody looks good anymore compared to those damn sexy Macs dominating our lives.

16) Copic markers rule, Pantone markers drool.

17) We all secretly tease the photography lecturer who talks in english that is so posh that its near incomprehensible.

18) 90% of your lecturers/tutors (if you are a Design student) is called 'Paul' or/and is a pom.

19) You print SO FUCKING MUCH that COSTS SO FUCKING MUCH, that you might as well take out a mortgage to pay for your printing costs.

20) hot chips/hot wedges has become a staple cult food for you.

AH, good times good times!
Feel free to leave a comment if you have any more to add!

4WDrivers Are Wankers

2008-06-10T03:00:00.000+08:00

I am so sorry if your mum/dad/relative/dog/cat, drives or owns a 4WD, but ...................

I REALLY STRONGLY DISLIKE PEOPLE WHO OWN 4WD CARS!!!!

Why do people, in this increasingly cramped up suburban lifestyle that we live in, feel the need to buy such big monstrosities? It is so ridiculous. There are SO MANY FUCKING REASONS WHY I DETEST THOSE..... THINGS! Like....

1) THEY ARE SO BIG THAT THEY BLOCK YOUR VIEW.

Right, so have you ever been to one of those intersections whereby theres heaps of oncoming traffic zooming at high speeds and you want to of course, merge into the flow.

So I was going to turn left and this MASSIVE 4WD pulled up beside me intending to turn right.
..... and effectively blocking all my view of the oncoming traffic =_= As you can see from the diagram above, the thick red lines represent my effective field of view and of course, the wanker had cut off my view and I would not be able to see any on coming traffic until they were right infront of me and ofcourse thats dangerous isnt it lovely people?!

And to make things worse, this 4WD driver was so chicken . He/She would not move even when he/she could! like he/she could have just gone to the middle opening and stopped there if he/she could not continue but no! He/She stays in that position next to me for like 5minutes and cars are starting to build up behind me and him/her and are all honking at him/her to go! It seemd that people were also horning at me (I was on my L's then) but if the stupid 4WD doesnt move, I cant see, and I cant move!

Therefore - wanker. *nods vigorously*

2) THEY THINK THEY ARE VERY BIG.

I sometimes am in traffic and a 4WD will be behind me. Im stopped at the traffic lights cos well, its red. Then when I come to take off when the lights turn green well its not instantaneous 0-100km in 2 seconds right?! So I will be building my speed up, trying not to over-revvv up the engine and thus stressing my car and wasting precious petrol (Have you seen how ridiculous petrol prices are now?!, and the distances in Perth are def more than Singapore. I drive 20km to and from work already and thats 'near'. NOT TO MENTION 80KM for uni.)

And then! the 4WD behind me will like..... be behind me not KEEPING THE RECOMMENDED SAFE DISTANCE OF AROUND 1.5 CAR LENGTHS AWAY FROM ME and tailgate-ing me at extremely close range, riding up my cars arse that its literally making love to my poor car.

I feel very emo now. My car has to put up with such baskets. Me and my car have a very strong bond ok! 0-0

If I suddenly brake and the 4WD kisses my cars arse then I have every frikkin right to sue the wanker. sue him! SUE SUE SUE!

No I will not go from 0 to 100km just cos your V8/12 whatever engine cannot function at lower speeds. You can damn well go at whatever speed the car infront of you is going at.

Just cos you like to show off your big equipment you are therefore, a wanker.

3) THEY TAKE UP SO MUCH SPACE.

I think this one is self explanatory. They hog up the roads which are built for standard sized cars. I always have to inch past them like a turtle when Im fighting for carpark lots and usually cos Im so slow creeping past them I lose my spot to some other person who didnt have to inch past a wanker. RAWR.

Therefore - wanker.

4) THEY EAT PETROL BY THE MEGALITRE.

The world natural resources are in crisis! Conserve fuel! not only 4WD's, but all those fuel guzzlers V8's. stupid. No-one really cares weather you car goes vroom vroom, meow meow or woof woof.

Thus, wanker.

I think thats about all the reason why I megaly dislike 4WD people. The world is getting more crowded, fuel is getting so expensive that you might as well start using it as your favourite colonge. Besides, big cars are so unnecessary, unless you're a male, have a small penis, and need something like a car to like, make up for what you lack in manhood, GET A REASONABLE CAR OK!

Otherwise, as Reena says, you're a wanker. =D

END OF SEMESTER

2008-06-09T02:00:00.002+08:00

HELLO EVERYONE!

Ah, its been so long since I last blogged and I have so much to do what with Regina tagging me, stories from Subway to tell, movie reviews to do, pictures to post up and the lsit goes on so I think this entry might be slightly long!

Uni is nuts. The work isnt hard in my opnion anyway though it is challenging but not to a stressful extent (perhaps this indicates that Im secretly artistically talented all this while and nobody knew 0_o), but its nonstop back to back work load! its liek you finish one thing and before you can even take a breather and go out have a coffee or two with frens, BAM your head gets run over by another upcoming assignment which you have to start on now! KNS~!

So anyway I think you wouldnt want to hear about my numerous assignments right? borring stuffers it is... for now hhaha.

Next semester is Studio portraiture for photography! ZOMG THINK HOW GOOD MY FACEBOOK PICTURES WILL BE! hahahaha!

So anyhoos,Ive like made heaps of friends at uni but as everyone knows I tend to have my own little close gang to hang out with, like Im not much of a social butterfly in a sense. Im not going to talk much but allow the photos to talk for me ^^\/

Go get coffee first! You might need some drug help to get you through this entry.

Me, Ella and Cameron had the most awesome day out, even though its just the start of many more to come these holidays.

6.30pm we met up at Ella's house, which is like, near impossible to find in the dark! ZOMG I was like on the phone to El, NOT EVEN SPEAKER PHONE!, trying to navigate streets where all the streetlights are broken, where the streets dont even go right angles and parrellel to one another they like curve all over the place, and driving my little manual car! And hoping not to knock any unsuspecting poor soul over lol!

Ah, But I reckon I did well eventually, I found the house in like less than a minute later, cos like ya know, like, Im a female driver.

And like, ya know, we all know that, like, female drivers pwn male drivers anyday. ^^

Oh will you look at that. I have eyelashes! and yes I know, you get a pretty good view of my nose hair from here...

Ahem.
So on to other things.

First up! We went to EXOMOD COFFEE! That place has the best coffees and mochas on this Planet. One sip of their mocha literally send ones tastebuds into this frikkin awesome orgasmic sensation. I swear there is no where else in Australia at least, that has better caffeine! =D

Cameron, Ella, and a really rawrsome blogger. ZOMG look at my jawline I HAVE A JAWLINE!

and yet another appearance of my awesome jawline... I was also having a good hair day!

In Ella's sexy Saab

"HAWO!"

So yeah! Funky coffee and a massive berry cheesecake later, we went to find a movie to watch but the stuff in the theartres just so happened to be pretty shitty lately.

So we went to I forgot the name of that masive movie store, to borrow a movie and crash at Ella's place. After like almost 30ish minutes of debating, we managed to settle on.....

Yeah that right, the movie is called 'O', as in O for orange, O for orang utan, O for obese people who still eat Macdonalds regularly and fail to realise that they will one day not be able to fly economy class because they can only fit one bum cheek into each of the standard seats.

Breifly, this movie is abouta white girl and a black guy in a relationship, and they both attend a elite boarding school.

Then ya know, the cliche storyline... white guy is jealous, tries to f&^% up their relationship by planting doubt into the black guys mind that white chick is cheating on him.. things get hostile. aaaaaaand to cut the long story short,................everyone ends up dead. *kua kua kuaaaaaaaaa*

Nice. =/

But anyway I really liked the movie, Josh Hartnett plays the bad white guy of a bastard and he is effing good! Like he actually stirs emotion into you and amkes you feel all angry and woot! Excellent acting. Not to mention of course, the two lead characters played by Julia Stiles and Mekhi Pfeiffer.

As with these kinda stories, the movie had a sex scene. You know, the whole steamy thing going.

You know what, ok this isnt racist or anything but like.. ok so theres this scene where white chick is getting all hot and heavy ontop of black guy and the camera zooms on on their skin like skin to skin contact and one would thin the audience would be like 'OMG WOOO THAT LOOKS HAWT! *FIDGET* but I think Im just like, sexually wierd. Like, all that came to my mind was.... like, I totally couldnt help but think......

'Hehe! That looks like Cadbury Top Deck Chocolate...!!!!'

BAHAHAHHAHHAHAH! XD! Sorry, I found it funny. I am easily amused. :)

But really! I swear white and black doing sexytime together really does look like top deck chocolate. By the way, I love that stuff. - chocolate I mean, not er.. inter-racial sexytime. 0_0

Inter-racial sexytime I cant say anything cos I dont know what its like.

I mean, hm asian = yellow right?
White = white

so what images does that conjure up?

Nevermind. 0_0

So like going back to before you saw that pic of some cats arse, I SWEAR THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME LATELY!

No, nothing to do with said cats arse.

I AM SO SO SO GUTFULL! like I have balls!

no not this kind, or the other kind.

No this is not a tranny confession.

I dont know what had gotten into me but I am taking ALOT OF RISKS! For example I fessed up to this guy I like... its a really long story so I wont explain here. I cant believe I am so daring ok!

Then today I decided that on Thursday, I am going to get my second ear hole pierced!

Ya its kinda nothing compared to what people pierce nowadays, anything ranging from eyebrows, to gums to penile foreskins. =/

But Im a lil scared cos my last ear piercings was like a decade and a half ago! What if my earlobe is tougher now, more meaty, not as tender as before? Is it going to kill like hell?! yikes XD

I dont know if I have the guts to go ahead with this but Ill keep yous all updated if I pierced or didnt. =)

So anyhoos, I have plenty more to blog, but its 2am and I need beauty sleep!
Continued................. sometime soon hehe!

Nights. and thanks for being so patient while I didnt blog all this while!

Just so that you stop.......

2008-04-07T00:40:00.000+08:00

......wondering and worrying about me (lol)

@ Fremantle ; post 'Magic Hour'

...heres a recent pic I fished out of my camera to show you that I am still well kicking and alive. (:

I forgot.....

2008-03-30T18:00:00.000+08:00

I remember having something interesting to blog bout today, then when I opened the 'Create Post' page I totally forgot what I was supposed to blog about. =_=

I am so lame.

oh yes I remember now! On friday I gatecrashed M-doggs engineering lecture at UWA and we palyed with that nakked statue at the physics building!

Interesting experience indeed. *cough*

Pics will be up soon, I think hahahaha. XD
Uni work is piling up like crazy and it well.. my fault. Ive been procrastinating!

*shy grin and runs away*

Sorbet And Shortbread

2008-03-26T23:55:00.000+09:00

SORRY EVERYONE!

Ive been up to a fair bit. hehe.. I just also returned from the MYG Jamboree held in Canberra over the weekend, and I stopped by Sydney on the way with Aimi to catch the flight back.

I don't know how, but I spent $150 in total in 2 days outside of the Jamboree time! Like, that means 2 days of not being in the camp I spent $150.. ON FOOD! How the heck does anyone spend that much on food in 2 days?! TELL ME!!

So anyways, Ive got abit of ranting to do as per usual. Been a while since something peeved me off lol.

Some may know what the whole sorbet and shortbread title means but if you don't heres the story. (:

For some silly wierd reason, PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK THAT COS IM ASIAN I DONT KNOW WHAT SHORTBREAD AND SORBET IS!!!!!

There was once I was having lunch with a few people my age, and some middle aged ladies, and this lunch was the sort where you bring a dish and everyone shares. So we were happily sitting down eating and I asked the guy opposite me whats that bread-looking thing on his plate cos it looked good. (it was covered in other food so I couldnt see clearly) and this middle aged caucasian lady next to him replied "its shortbread, its type of melt in your mouth bread thats sweet..."

AND THEN SHE CONTINUED EXPLAINING IT!

I didnt wanna be rude and go "I KNOW WHAT SHORTBREAD IS! IM NOT A MOUNTAIN TURTLE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!" (mountain turtle is asian term for 'ignorant')

So I just kinda listened and nodded like shortbread is the most fascinating thing since Dolly the cloned sheep. :D

*Bah Bah*

So moving on yeah, and then, when I was in Sydney 2 days ago, me and Aimi indulged in some Krispy Kreme doughnuts. If you havent heard, those doughnuts are the bestest doughnuts ever. Everything else esp that stupid doughnut craze in Singapore, is totally crap in comparison to KRISPY KREME. *sticks nose up in the air*

I decided to have the Doughnut sundae, which is basically just the doughnut with a scoop of icecream on top. I gotta say, the Devils Food doughnut was amazing stuff! Its a dark rich rough chocolate doughnut covered in the iceyest icing that crackles in your mouth!

I asked the man serving me what flavours the icecreams were cos they werent labeled and alot of them looked similar.

The first one was a sorbet but I asked what flavour it was anyway and he goes 'its a sorbet, a kinda icey fruit blend...*PRATTLES ON ABOUT SORBETS*"

I KNOW WHAT A SORBET IS!!!

I KNOW WHAT A SORBET IS!!!

I KNOW WHAT A SORBET IS!!!

I KNOW WHAT A SORBET IS!!!

*faints*

Ok so thats my rattle for today. *nods furiously*

People stop stereotyping! Who the heck nowadays doesnt know what a sorbet and shortbread is?! Its like not knowing what fried rice is!

Bah, make me feel stupid only =_= customer service nowadays sucks. - more than a vacuum cleaner................

Anyway before I end my entry, heres a little something I RANDOMLY HAHAHAHA CAME ACROSS WHILE GOOGLING A FEW PEOPLES BLOGS.

Rainis Tebecis this is for you lol...some chicks in Singapore have blogged about you! Heres the relevant exerpt.

Have not been updating for quite a while but that doesn't mean nothing has happen. Just lazy to log on and type. I'll try to write as much as i can in another entry bout Sentosa, pot-luck and the farewell at the airport. It was great fun having the Tebecis boys with us.

I have been out too much!! Better settle down and start studying or i will regret it. *sigh* Still thinking bout the Tebecis boys especially Rainis..hehe..he's realli cute!! And nice too!! arh!! Can't wait to see him and his other 4 brothers(also veri cute) but wonder when will that be..they are in australia(canberra). it's either we go over or they come here again. But i rather go over cos its more interesting and fun over there plus i've nv been to australia. Haha..kill two birds with one stone.

Just keep that ego of yours from over inflating lol (: haha jkjk.
And this brings us to the conclusion of todays entry. I have the big blogging urge back again so rest assured no more blankness for the next few weeks.

Im in a super good mood these days ^^

The Thing Called 'Uni Tavern'

2008-03-11T19:20:00.002+09:00

I had a strawberry Daiquiri icey thingymabob
thanks to Natalia (:

Note to self : Never pay a visit to the uni tavern and have drinks before a lecture.

LOL

Possibilities!

2008-03-05T19:50:00.003+09:00

Yesterday me and my cousin were flipping through the local paper trying to find a place he could rent out while studying in Perth.

And like, dont ask why but we took a look at the Possibilities section, I dont know... maybe theres a possibility of finding good rental there? lol.

For those who have no clue what Possibilities section is, its the place where people put personal ads up, looking for partners, gayness, homoness, sex and all sex related activity.

yes very liberal it is (:

Anyways, so we quickly scanned the columns, not really expecting to find anything suitable, unless its renting with a hunk/hot chick? lol.

And then we came across this.......

WTF! hahahahahahhahahahahahaahahhahahahahaahhahahha!
Someone please tell the dude that 73 IS NOWHERE NEAR YOUNG!

There wasnt much else interesting, the usual requests for young and buxomy females. Meh. Why are old men all the same.

But then this one I saw at the end of the page totally takes out the award for honesty.... Im warning you it is so funny......... that its not funny.

Scroll down...

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HER-PEES!

OMG
too blunt
too honest
too frank

Is his name Frank?
hahahhaha

We laughed until there is no way possible to laugh harder.

So thats why the section is called Possibilities.
Cos theres things like the Possibility of catching Herpes (:

Who has Herpes?
This guy is looking for you ^^

*clutching tummy and laughing coughing and spluttering*

Return of the Doodle Lamp!

2008-03-04T02:50:00.001+09:00

I think everyone knows what a highly perverted mind I have, and at 2:30am on MSN, it gets even better - truely better (:

Sorry for the massive lack of updates, uni has started and Im working at Subway and totally no time for anything and even if I did, its doing lazy stuff .. and blogging about the almost historic Bangkok trip is definitely not one of them. Will get round to it...................eventually lol.

Anyways,so me and (who else) Aly were talking on msn and like, without fail it turned out super lame yet not say I wanna say it but DAMN FUNNY! ~~cos im such a awesome person to converse with~~ *cough* ok I shut up. Read ahead (:

For polite reasons, only mine, Jinnie's and Alys names are revealed here, all other persons names are changed to protect privacy and dignity.

Alyssa says:
LOL at your DP

my msn display picture that day

❤ 慧仪 www.reenybob.blogspot.com says:
u like my doodle lamp? i got it from vivo hahhaha

Alyssa says:
Dickson has it on his handphone

Alyssa says:
when the reception's activated, his doodle will glow

❤ 慧仪 www.reenybob.blogspot.com says:
HAHHAHA

Alyssa says:
pretty fascinating

❤ 慧仪 www.reenybob.blogspot.com says:
u mean the hp or Dicksons?

Alyssa says:
haha

❤ 慧仪 www.reenybob.blogspot.com says:
HAHAAHAHH

Alyssa says:
THE HP!

Alyssa says:
HAHAHA

❤ 慧仪 www.reenybob.blogspot.com says:
OMG IM LAUGHING CRYING HAHAHAHA

❤ 慧仪 www.reenybob.blogspot.com says:
SORRY LOR. I HAD A IMAGE OF U SEEING DICKSONS DOODLE GLOWING FROM INSIDE HIS PANTS AHAHAAHHAHAH OMG ROFLFLFLFFLLFLF

Alyssa says:
HAHAHAHHA

Alyssa says:
THAT IS SOME WEIRD YET VIVID IMAGINATION

Alyssa says:
HAHAHA

❤ 慧仪 www.reenybob.blogspot.com says:
ITS DAMN FUNNY.. THIS HAS TO BE THE THIRD FUNNY THING UVE HEARD TODAY

❤ 慧仪 www.reenybob.blogspot.com says:
'Dicksons doodle glows when its reception is activated'

❤ 慧仪 www.reenybob.blogspot.com says:
*zomg rolling on floor laughing crying tears*

Alyssa says:
OMG, YOU BETTER NOT TELL DICKSON OKAY?!

Jinnie says:
hahhaaha!!!

Jinnie says:
you're such a perv!!!

Jinnie says:
if you ever have a bf, don't flick the wrong thing

Jinnie says:
hahaha!

What can I say.
I have a awesome mind =D

Vanessa Top 20 - Salsa

2008-02-23T23:00:00.001+09:00

Just a quickie update on Vanessa's progress in So You Think You Can Dance. - Salsa

Actually, Im not updating per se, but kinda like keeping a section of Vanessa-labeled entries in my blog.... for easy future ref incase anyone wants to revisit the vids. I cant guarantee I can get all the vids. But I try. Lets put it this way - Im catelogueing her SYTYCD journey.

Personally, salsa reminds me of the dip, not the dance =P
But then again, Im not surprised, food is like the top priority on my mind all the time. lawl~

Ok, so the judges said that she was kinda holding back, not in her comfort zone kinda thing. I do agreee to a somewhat extent that she seemd abit weak in this performance. But I shant say too much cos I cant dance and therefore cant talk.

Anyhoos, keep up the votes and support for Vanessy!
Julian copied me and made a Support Vanessa banner for his blog too, cept that his is horizontal than vertical. I must say his work was pretty good, If its Photoshop, well, it has standard!

I have so much to blog and so little time. Ive yet to blog about my Bangkok trip and thats like ages overdue! Uni is starting on Monday and Im still so confused and lost and scared. Doesnt help that I had a tiff with the Mummykins and now we not talking and I have to wash my own clothes and yadda yadda yadda.

I swear its that stupid thing called Menopause.

and just to end off on an intelligent note, one thing I learnt about life is that...............................

....................its like that lor.

Females as Explained by Engineers

2008-02-21T11:00:00.000+09:00

Doo Doo Lamp

2008-02-13T23:00:00.000+09:00

Yeah, I know, I broke the hiatus, but oh well!
Something to keep you all entertained, and I wanted to show you something I bought while in Singapore (:

a box. Whats inside?

a mysterious box.....

a funky pink zigzaggy thing

lamp stand and pink shade!

ITS A NAUGHTY DOODLE LAMP!!!!!
You flick the 'doodle' to switch the light on and off!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHA

Pardon me. This thing cracks me up so hard everytime! Me and Laura were at Vivo when I bought it and when we were at the shop, we started flicking the switch up and down and laughing like it was the only funny thing we had ever seen our entire lives haha. Mans, cheap thrills~

I just hope whoever comes to my room doesnt think Im a gross pervert. DONT YOU SEE THE FUNNY?!

It was only $19.90 from Designer Lifestyle Gifts & Home Accesories @ Vivo City (#01-160)
Comes in Pink, Yellow and Blue lampshades. - and obviously I got a pink one. ^^

*happy grin*

Don't copy me by buying one too ok. I want to be special. I only gave you the address of the shop so you can go play with the lamp lol.

HIATUS

2008-02-10T01:30:00.000+09:00

Im in a effing bad mood.
Im flying back to Perth today.
I have a busy rough week ahead.

My mum is possibly menopausal and thus I will be her punching bag for a while.
Don't expect any updates during this time.

If I do update then lucky us.
If I don't well, then expect a torrent of entries when I return.

THIS IS A SHORT HIATUS NOTICE.

Februry 10 - February 20.

Happy holidays everyone and happy return back to school to all the young ones. *ROARS IN MANIAC LAUGHTER COS REENA IS IN UNI!*

Behave yourselves.
Reena is watching you's. (:

Vanessa Sew Hoy Can Dance!

2008-02-07T18:10:00.000+09:00

Its not new news, I hadnt been able to get a hold of the audition vid till now, but Sydney MYG chick and talented dancer Vanessa Sew Hoy is in So You Think You Can Dance!

For those not in areas showing this show,
So You Think You Can Dance is another American-orignated reality TV series, similar to the well known Idol franchise, in which people from all walks of life and from all kinds of dancing backgrounds compete to win fantastic prizes, and of course, the title of being the nations favourite/best dancer.

The only difference is that, well, Idol is out and Dance is SO DEFINITELY IN! =D

Check out her audition video if you, like me, missed it on the telly. Mans, that judge who keeps telling her shes beautiful, sounds seriously perverted! Sorry, but I couldn't stop laughing at that. Poor 'ness lol!

Leron told me he's gay. (not Leron, the judge, whats his name? Im in Singapore at the moe so Im not really in the know yet!)

I think inside, hes thinking 'Perhaps I should reconsider my sexual path...? yes?'

LAWL~!

Anyways, heres the gorgeous Vanessa auditioning. What can I say - amazing moves (:

Vanessa
Uploaded by d12qh4112

Yes, we definitely think you can dance,Vanessa.
We think you can win too (:

-on behalf of all Australia and NZ MYG

Nicky Boy

2008-02-07T02:40:00.000+09:00

Super cute (:

Him, I mean, not me.... but I'm also cute..... right?

.....right?

Hindi Aural Nirvana

2008-02-06T03:10:00.000+09:00

THIS IS THE SHIZ BABY. THE MUSIC IS SO ADDICTIVE!

(I think Ive blogged about this before but I shall blog about it again anyway cos I found a new remix of it and I am very excited)

As you would have noticed, I put it on auto play whenever you visit the blog.
I don't care whether you like it or hate it to pieces, but this has got to be the most uplifting ass-pumping track (I always turn the bass up as max as it can go.) Ive ever heard.~!

I mean, don't you just feel like getting up and doing whatever crazy dance moves?! HOW CAN ANYONE NOT GET ADDICTED?! I remember in 2004 or was it 2005 at the Greenview Talent Night, a bunch of malay girls performed this track and the track was on like SO MANY FREAKIN PEOPLES IPODS AFTER THAT! *nudge*Ianson*nudge*, OMG I love hindi music. I wanna be a indian in my next life. I want to be an Indian now!

As I type this entry, the song is blasting right into my ears using my trusty super huge padded head-engulfing earphones! (Ive already memorised lyrics)

OMG THIS IS PURE AURAL NIRVANA.

You can switch the song off manually if you can't stand it, but if thats the cse, then I can only conclude that you have such little appreciation for minority music. So (I dont do this unless Im uber angry or really passionate bout something) if you switched the music off, then F**k you.

To put it bluntly.

I swear I can feel my ear wax particles and cochlea fluid having a little party inside there.

ITS SUCH A SEXY SONG!

*ear drum explodes into a massive orgasm*

MRT Drama Mama

2008-02-06T01:10:00.000+09:00

In the train today :
One moment I was happily smsing away.

....... and then the next Im on the floor wondering what the heck I am doing there.

....... and then after 2 mins of kindness from fellow passengers, I was back and up smsing again (:

Stupid fainting spells.
ROFL.~!

PS: for all the idiots, no I didnt do it on purpose. You nuthead.

PPSS: for all the nice people, yes Im fine now. ty.

Quote Of The Month

2008-02-05T03:00:00.000+09:00

You said what? We'll poke you.!

"Singaporean girls are too opinionated, like, they are very hard to manipulate."

- a very nice cousin.

Curry Noodles, PSP and what-nots.

2008-02-02T04:50:00.000+09:00

Here I am, at some 3am in the wee hours of a lonely Saturday morning and feeling pretty shitty.
I miss Perth (because everyone in Singapore is too busy to make even 3mins for me). I miss alot of things/people/places/objects...

I miss M-Dogg

I miss Aimi

I miss MYG

I miss my cluttered bedroom

I miss school life @ Woodvale

I miss Polly Pocket and Clutzy C

I miss driving my little pink car

I feel lonely.

I feel slightly round from too much tempting Singaporean food.!

I feel bored shitless

I want to start working at Subway

Thanks muches Polly Pocket, for getting me the job. (:

Im super sleepy

I miss everyone.

One more week, even thought Im hlf not looking forward to going back to Perth cos I wont have a bed to sleep on for few days, I have to go settle my uni business which is complicated, I have to go for a job interview, I have to figure out whats my life going to be like for the next few months, Im just lazy.

I just wrote out my diet plan for the year, cos I made a New Year resolution to drop from my current 72kgs to 62kgs by November. I spent a fair amount of time thinking about how to achieve such a goal, and dont tell me I should appreciate my body however it looks, cos you know what is at stake? My wardrobe, my self esteem and my comfort in future flights on budget airlines and economy class.

On the flight to Singapore on SIA ECONOMY CLASS, there were these african-american women in the row of seats across the ailse from me and they were HUGE to the point that I cannot comprehend how the heck they could have squeezed that much matter, into a seat that is almost 1/3rd their size, because according to the laws of science, solid matter cannot be compressed.

I spent a large portion of said flight gawking at their enormous waistlines =/ I know, night flights- there truly isnt much to do except sleep and you should all know that Reena doesnt sleep at night.

That said, I am highly impressed by my brothers PSP and the multitude of functions (when I thought that it only plays games) like mp3's, movies, and endless other stuff Sony can fit into that one small nifty gadget, and thus I shall save up monies to buy a sleek black PSP (unless I can get a shimmery pale pink PSP slim, but I heard battery life is crap on Slims) stick a load of bling bling on it and make it my new lover. Too bad boys. Reena likes her technology. My laptop 'a' key is slighty jammed and I feel really depressed. - see.

Im thinking of doing a roadtrip sometime next year to say, Vietnam, Korea or Bali. You know, dont join a tour, just go there and venture into the outskirts of the city, explore wherever the roads take you etc etc. I was majorly inspired by my recent Bangkok trip and like, people go to other countries but they never go into the outskirts which nobody knows of cos they arent tourist destinations. I have a huge urge to visit third world places after this sad sighting in Bangkok, there was a little scrawny boy around 3-4 years old, without legs! and he was begging on the side of the road. Poor chap.~ whats even worse is that right opposite him across the road was a huge arse rich people shopping complex ala Orchard Road style. The contrast aye.

You never thought you would see the day Reena became so compassionate huh?
Yeah, I actually have a soft side. pfft.~!

Im feeling rather hungry at this time of the night, Tyra Banks talk show is about to start in 10minutes! *happy grin* and like, I feel like cup noodles, even though I had a massive scrummylicious out of this world Malay dinner this evening (I swear malays are food kings!).

and thus ends this entry which was supposed to be a filler 3 line rant but ended up being well, what you see (:

Ok, Im off to make my curry noodle and watch my Tyra Banks.
Toodles!

A Random Happy Post!

2008-02-01T23:25:00.000+09:00

..... because Im in a very effin' good mood today.!

Dog Tunnel?

2008-02-01T23:20:00.000+09:00

No matter what shit life throws at you, there will always be a light at the end of the tunnel, whatever your tunnel looks like. (:

Edison Chen Not So Nice Now Right?

2008-02-01T01:50:00.000+09:00

OMG.

Star of the hit movie Initial D and numerous other music and movie accolades, Edison Chen, was recently uncovored by the media because of a series of uncencored photos of him and 'Twins' singer Gillian Chung getting up to naughty hanky panky!

"看见 Edison 我很怕很怕了! 很怕很怕了...!"

I won't post the photos up cos well, one - they arent censored! And two, if you really are that CURIOUS you can easily google them cos they are everywhere on every article pertaining to this matter. (yes I went to google them. whatever.)

Ah, no celebrity is innocent these days, who said Asian celebrities were clean and boring? woo lol. xD

Aimi is going to be mega disapointed. Her herooo had sexytime~!

PS: if JJ Lin or Jay Chou did this, I would turn emo.... maybe.

The Female Brain

2008-02-01T00:10:00.000+09:00

The Female Brain Explained - for all you male readers.

Footnote says : The 'Put Oil into the Car' and 'Be Quiet During the Game' glands are active only when the 'Shiny Things and Diamonds' olfactory have been satisfied or when there is a shoe sale.

Now, isnt life abit less complicated now, for all you men out there. (:

Overview of Bangkok

2008-01-31T17:20:00.000+09:00

As most of you would know, I recently took a trip to Bangkok, Thailand for a 4 day free and easy tour of the Land of Tom Yum Soup And Ah Guas. (trannys)

I cannot blog about the trip yet cos my mass-photo-resizing program was wiped out when I reformatted the laptop so either I resize individually on Photoshop until I die, or I dont resize all and just post 2-3 up (: and knowing me, I wont resize for hours. pfft! I'll get back to Perth nd do it all there when I reinstall my resizing program.

Anyway, a brief overview of Bangkok, Bangkok was smashing good! Apart from their serious air pollution and DANGEROUS AS HELL DRIVERS AND SCARY SHOP OWNERS! (elaborate on that later), it was best!

Bangkok is famous for their fake goods, but I found out that even though their fake goods are really realistic (like Juicy Couture bags that I found but didnt buy) the prices are not like $20 kinda thing, but like SGD$100! Thats like 25-30% of the originals price!

Though you still save on the majority, $100 doesnt really justify a fake. You might as well go save abit longer and get the real deal which at least gives you the assurance of good stitching etc etc, eve if the fake and real looks scarily similar.

High-end goods aside, general casual clothes shopping is good! ............... if you have the perfect asian female body, that is =o= and the really gay thing is they dont allow you to try clothes, so pretty much its matter of hold the article up and guesstimate if it fits you or not haha.

Regardless, I still easily managed to find plenty of good clothes for myself at dirt cheap prices and NOT SACRIFICING ON QUALITY. =D

Ok, I'll eleborate on everything in detail at a later date, this post wasnt supposed to be this long lol. But before I end heres a nice funny situation from Bangkok

Mum:
do you have 1 baht to pay for the toilet usage?

Reena :
you have to pay to use the toilet?! *rummages through wallet and pulls out 50 Baht* Ive only got a big baht.

Rest of family :
*roaring in laughter* of course you have a big BUTT!

Reena :
*scowls and goes off to toilet*

Roses Are Red

2008-01-26T23:00:00.000+09:00

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Aly and the Chewies
are so frikkin cool
(:

'Calbit' The Ka Ch'ng Tagged Me

2008-01-25T03:00:00.000+09:00

I think this is my first time doing a meme (whatever that is) on my blog, but here goes anyway (:

1. Tell us the type you like in matters of outer appearance.
Neat, well groomed, I also have a thing for slightly geek/nerd/smartly intelligent guys, not the stereotypical nerd, but the one who is nerd but doesnt look like one. Cliche as it may sound but Im going to repeat it here nontheless - he doesnt have to look like the next Armani Underwear posterboy. But even if he does, thats only 30% of the way to a full score.

Oh, and he HAS TO BE TALLER THAN ME. I am friggin 1.7m for goodness sake! Why are asian guys all short short one?! I dont want to die a bachelorette. XD

2. Tell us the type you like in matters of character and personality.
Independant, comes with a default good set of morals, someone who has great sense of humour
someone who isnt too party-animal but also isnt too quiet, someone pretty open to new things, a sense of adventure, someone reasonble, someone who can listen. Someone easy to get along with...

Aiyah, someone like me lah!

3. Within what age range do you search for a lover.
younger max 1 year
Older max perhaps 4-5-ish years, though I find that perhaps its stretching it abit far.

People may say that age doesnt matter, but you gotta admit it kinda does in most peoples cases because unless you are well progressed in life where both partners are in similar stages in life ie both working, generally young people tend to be in vastly different phases ie one is studying secondary school while the other is working?! a 15 year old and 22 year old kind sound rather paedophilic together yes? - Good you get my point. Personally I feel age does matter.

4. Do you like a silent or talkative lover?
Can I go with someone who knows WHEN to talk and WHEN to shut up?

5. Which part of the opposite sex are you weak (most attracted) to?
Hair and eyes. Oh and guys wearing blazers. =D
Now all my guy friends are going to start doing up their hair, eyes and buy blazers JUST TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY WEAKNESS I KNOW YOU ALL. -_-

6. What do you dislike being done upon you, or said to you by the opposite sex?
Cheating/faking you have feelings for the girl/anything along those lines. - full stop.

7. When you like someone, what type of action or behaviour do you take upon?
Oh mans. this is a toughie
Generally I start talking to you alot.......more than I usually do (:

Depends who my target is, I tweak to suit the circumstances, whoever said one size fits all?

8. Are you an active or passive lover?
actively passive, or passively active =D

9. Are you the type who prefers to confess or to be confessed?
obviously confessed to.
but thats not to say Ive never been the confessor before.

10. Whom do you want to pass this meme on to?

Alyssa
Irene
Nicholas Tan
Regina
Andu

there we go! fire way peeps (:

HAHHAAHAH IDIOT

2008-01-24T22:00:00.000+09:00

You know how theres people who want to be sneaky and pretend to scare you on your blog and leave stupid messages on the chatterbox etc etc?

So I got this message, it prolly still is there at the moment

pervert : hello reena i hAVE BEEN SPYING ON U A FEW DAYS

So who is this person? and where is the noob from?
Easy - I accessed my chatterbox admin page and checked the ip address of the computer used to type the msg.

Result? - 165.21.155.114

And then I spyed something, MY LAPTOP IP ADDRESS IS 165.21.155.114

And you know whats even more idiot of the 'pervert'?

he left his tag name in the chatterbox on my blog ON MY LAPTOP. (it keeps the last typed name there on my laptop if the person doesnt erase it)

OOOOOO!

*cracks knuckles and glares*

Somebody in my family is going to get it REAL REAL BAD FROM ME.

They better start praying hard. Bloody hard.

An Attack at Maths (:

2008-01-22T16:25:00.000+09:00

The reason why mathematicians are, have, and will always be wasting their time...

*Reena smiles brightly*

Tissue Paper Chopping Trend - The New Way

2008-01-20T01:30:00.000+09:00

In Singapore, we are bunch of, unfortunately, rather self-centered people. We arent the most gracious humans on the planet to be honest, and our culture is heavily littered with many examples as mentioned in previous entries. One of the most annoying I have to say is the 'tissue paper seat reservation' trend.

What with our melting pot of a food culture, one will generally find it hard to find a spot to enjoy the delicious fare and competition among patrons can get pretty fierce lol.

But what do you do if you have to go get food and you have found a spot, but nobody to stay behind to guard the seat?

Do it the Singaporean way - put a tissue packet on the table! =D
So tonight I had this rather animated conversation with Laura , on msn and well, pretty much summarises my/our thought on tissue paper reservations ^^

I'll let you read it yourself. I edited it to make it more understandable and concise but doenst affect the flavour (pardon pun) of the conversation. Just promise me you don't die laughing over this post (:

Note: 'Chope/Chopping' in this entry, is a Singaporean term meaning 'to reserve' kinda like chopping your seat with a stamp to mark your spot.

Blue is Reena
Purple is Laura

I feel big urge to yell out my opinions when im out n see singaporeans doing selfish things

I did that ytd at Bugis Foodcourt. i stood next to a table in the crowded table-scarce place, n someone chope the seat with handbags. and i kinda said 'people who chop seats with handbags are damn bloody selfish' Not tt the owners heard it, but the neighbouring ones did.
grr it annoys me la. can people stop chopping seatsss!

handbags aren't so bad
there are ppl who use tissue paper
what to do

it's our culture
sad right

i dont get the tissue paper. isnt it the same?
hows tissue worse?

when u see a packet on the table, you stop to think whether it's occupied or not

so when u assume it's not occupied and u sit

the "owner" comes back and says...

"OIE! this is my table! you see my tissue there!"

HAHAHAHA

so it's like...wtf

thats actually funny

it happens!
dang it

i wud be like 'your tissue? got ur name arh?'
"i thought the hawker center gives it out free!"

exactly!
lol
dunno which joker started this trend

if tt happen to me i wud stand up look the guy in the eyes... and start laughing

lol
i would like to see that.
hmm...i've also seen ppl use tissue box

HAHAH
TISSUE BOX.
next time what? put sanitary pad? 0_O

LOL oh no

a clean pad.
then a few yrs later people start putting soiled ones tehehe

i wont even take the table

ya lah. thats the whole point, so that people dont take ur table HAHAHA

yucks

HAHAHAH

how could u even eat off the table

can u imagine an uncle (an asian term for 'man')

OIE! THIS IS MY TABLE! you never see my wifes sanitary pad arh?!

LOL.!!!

im laughing like mad now!

same here
hahahaha
awW man..
sick sick sick

oh mans
im laughing until.. my mum sitting at same table as me.. I ran away n laugh out
loud HAHAHA

So, what else can we use to chope seats? =D

A Short Interview With Reena

2008-01-19T04:15:00.000+09:00

So, who are you?
Im Reena, the author of http://www.reenybob.blogspot.com/ , I was born in Singapore on the 7th of August 1989, therefore 19 this year, and Ive been blogging since August 2005 (woah at the sudden realisation) =D

.....oh and did I mention, Im a tall girl, like 1.7m =D .. ok useless information but good for you to know nontheless.

WAH SO TALL! You must have...
...*butts in* no I didnt drink alot of milk. I don't like milk. The next person who assumes that, I will make them suck off cow udders to try out that stupid theory themselves.

Ok ok, I scared of you *shivers*. So whats up with the name 'Reenybob'? Trying to act cute huh? EEEE-wwww!
That name was given to me by Hazel(bob!), my cute, cute and......cute -_- high school pink-lovin buddy. and then well, it kinda stuck, spread like bird flu, and now everyone calls me that.

*long pregnant pause*

Ok lah, its cute. (:

You look pretty.
Nawww! Im not pretty *shy* NOT SAY I SAY!..... but 10 people told me that Im Photogenic, so.. it must be true to some extent.

One of the 'complimentors', Ianson, said Im photogenic, then he killed my ego by saying I look like shit in real life. Technically its a neutral comment. But I pretended I didnt hear the second bit. And so should you.

Right Little Miss Photogenic, name me one reason why you blog...
Because I...........

have a big mouth =D

Specifics?
approximately 6cm by 1.5cm (L x H), but don't judge performance based on size.

So what do you do outside blogging? You have a life right...... right? 0_o
Yes I have a life thank you very much. Im a first year design student at Curtin University of Technology, which has its main campus in Perth, Western Aussieland. I currently reside in Perth.

During my free time, I fine-tune my Photoshop and Web skills, indulge in Mocha, icecreams/gelatos and Boost Juice!, hit up chic city cafes with my close pals ~~so that I can suck off the free wireless internet at the cafe,~~ scour for good food, engage in retail therapy, read up on the latest gadgets...Im quite a geek for a girl. I wont say I know heaps, but Im mildly geeky

I also secretly love quaint bookstores with arty farty fare, complete with old school couches, blingy chandeliers and romantic music playing in the background, ~~while I check out all the cute intelligent and cultured young men of society.~~ Ok thats not a secret no more lol

I love to travel also, mainly cos Ive been moving between Perth and Singapore my entire life, so a nomadic life is what Im used to. But as a 18 year old Ive only covered Canberra, Sydney, Adelaide, Singapore and Malaysia so far in my short life. Bangkok soon to be added to the list ^^

YAY! You get to see fake boobies in Bangkok! Are you going to touch them?
Fo sho!
You think I go all the way there to eat Thai food?! I go there to see Thai BOOBS! *pervert grin*

Ok, Boobies aside, why are you so obsessed with the colour Pink? Its so bimbotic. Why are females so into Pink? Maybe you should ask the Thai tranvestites if they suddently like pink after getting a sex-change.
Why the F*&% do people always assume Pink loving girls are bimbo? You don't say that about blue or green lovers right? Now thats biased. and therefore, you are shallow and stereotypical.

and yes I will remember to ask the trannys about the pink thing.

Next.

Ok the question that everyone would love to know... any guy out there you particularly fancy?
Ronald Mcdonald is rather suave in my opinion, the red and yellow ensemble is pretty happening aye....tehehe...ok Im kidding.! 0_o

Nah, too few fishies in the sea at the moment to fancy any in particular.
I like a romantic, intelligent, glasses-wearing but NOT GEEKY nerd type. Also hes gotta have a smashing sense of humour. A high tolerance for my pink gadgets is also recommended but not a prerequisite. Ernest said that if I was his girlfriend, he'll jump off a building from the pink overdose. I don't blame him lol.

You guy-killer.
Yeah, kill them with my killer good looks =D. jokes jokes. Im so innocent, see my face. how to kill??

...... Im so friendly =D
Ok, I wanna sleep.

WAIT IM NOT DONE YET!

Don't care you. tehehe!
Its 4am. sleep will help ward off my impending hunger pang. I can feel it coming...ooo sneaky.
Anyways

~~noodles~~.!... I mean.. TOODLES!

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Postnote: This entry was intially contructed as my 'ABOUT ME' page mentioned under 'PERSONAL' in the side column. But I posted it here anyway as part of my blog archives.

Shoddy Customer Service In Singapore

2008-01-19T00:30:00.000+09:00

phwaaarrrrrgghhhh!

Ok, Reena is calm, I am calm. I am tolerant. Peace. XD

*breathe in and outs several times*

I CANNOT STAND SHITTY SHOTTY CUSTOMER SERVICE!
and where else to get the ~~best~~ best of the worst than of all places...... Singapore. =o=

Right so lets get straight to the point.
I was at Funan IT Mall, reputedly Singapores one stop-geeks-favourite-pop place for anything techy, be it computers,gaming or electronics, its all here.

It was a agenda-less day today for me so I decided to head out and go for a stroll, catch a few trains here and there (abeit wasting money on expensive fares!) and on the way check out if that Mac Book Pro offer that I found the other day, was still available.

So after some 30minutes of walking and train-ing, finally got to FITM. Located the shop I was looking for and went in, and thats when the drama, pain and frustration started!

This shy looking indian man approached me, and asked "May I help you?" (in a extremely soft voice, had I stepped just 1mm more away from him and I would not have heard ANYTHING)

Ok, so I sussed out, hes a newbie. Fine, alls good, I be nice on him. No sweat (:

Seeing that the store didnt have the macbookpro on display like the other day, I asked the guy - "Do you still carry the Mac book Pro?"......

huh?

Do you have the mac book pro?

mec bok.... poh?

MAC BOOK PRO.

meh....boo poh?

ok nevermind. Im just browsing anyway (actually, not haha. I came specifically for the MBP)

Is this guy in the wrong job or what?! How can you work at Singapores most techy mall, in a shop that is half filled with Mac displays.... AND NOT KNOW WHAT A MACBOOK IS AT THE BARE MINIMUM??!! let alone a Macbook Pro.

Oh gosh, I honestly didnt know weather to laugh or cry at the poor guys blankness. Whoever hired him needs to tell him what a computer is in the first place.

Ok so little drama aside, I walked one round around the store and stopped at a 20" Apple Mac display to watch a few guided tour videos on Mac products that was showing. Its just a white stand with the huge arse screen and keyboard and mouse. Nothing else around me. A nice clean simple display stand.

And the entire 10minutes I was standing there watching, the salesguy stood next to me.. eyeing me like a hungry eagle. Anyways, if said salesman is reading this, heres a letter to you.

Dear Mr Salesman,

I, Reena Tan, WILL not, I assure you, grab the 20" display.................

....................and run off with it.

I promise.
My handbag isnt even big enough to put the screen in if I wanted to hide it.

Yours sincerely.
I-Will-not-steal-a-screen Girl.

Bah.
So well, I get over it. But seriously, this isnt the first of a bad salesperson Ive encountered.
Singaporean salespeople have no... people skills. You need not eye your customers like a CCTV.
Its freaky to say the least. and extremely off putting.

The last trip I took back to Singapore, I was in a clothes boutique and browsing a rack of tops, same style, but in different colours.

The saleslady came up to me and said

"zhe ge you hen duo yan se, lan se, hong se, qing se....*flips through the pieces*"

Translation : this one comes in many colours, blue, red, green....

Its like, I CAN SEE THERES MANY COLOURS! TALK ABOUT STATING THE OBVIOUS!
I would like to think my eyes are in perfect shape. XD

Singapore likes its campaigns right?
Next one : Promote Good Customer Service 2008!

Anyway, so I was on the way home in peak hour traffic after that little unhappyness, and so the train arrived, and the doors opened. ........and it was jampacked to the outside.

not my own pictures.
So I thought perhaps really the crowd was just bad then , I saw this gap in the back and none of the toots would move in, so .. already peeved by bad salesmen, i sorta raised my voice a few decibels and ....

WOULD YOU PLEASE MOVE YOUR SELFISH SELVES IN?!?!

.yes I said that.
I got a few 'wtf' looks, a few OMG looks and then they all kinda shuffled back in to allow the outside crowd to board.

Good.

Singaporeans really have the shittiest EQ (ok I admit Im one to be abit like that too) BUT NOT TO THIS KINDA EXTENT!. To follow on from Singapore Ministor Mentor - Lee Kuan Yew's words at the recent something conference ...

"I dont think I'll see graciousness, or anything along those lines, in my lifetime either!"

and Im like, 70 years his junior lol XD

American Idol - I Am Your Brother!

2008-01-18T23:00:00.000+09:00

American Idol 2008, incase any of you missed it or its not showing in your area, heres filipino Renaldo Lapuz's audition. He sang his own composition, DEDICATED TO SIMON COWELL HAHHA!!

The William Hung of 2008 ok! This guy is fantastic!

*wipes tears of laughter off face*

Oh, Enjoy (:

Why Bluetooth is called.. Bluetooth

2008-01-17T15:30:00.000+09:00

Something interesting I picked up from the Sony Erricsson website..

Why is it called Bluetooth™?
The Viking king Harald Bluetooth united
Norway and Denmark. He was renowned as a great communicator, skilled at bringing people together to talk to each other – but he would never have guessed that a thousand years later a powerful technology would be named after him!

I just made you thismuchmoreintelligentandaware today (:

Short Update 1 - Singapore

2008-01-17T15:10:00.000+09:00

I am having too much fun in Singapore, in case you want to know how I am doing here *snigger*

Eaten alot, walked alot. SPENT alot,

Just a recap on my recent buys...

a baby pink laptop mouse
a lavender-pink 160GB external harddrive - DAMN CUTE!!
Clothes
Clothes
Clothes
Jewellery
Jewellery
Food
Food
Shoes
and lotsa other things I cannot recall lol.

..... and for all you girls out there, this is going to send u into a fit of utter jealousy...

USD$1000+ worth of Christian Dior, Lancome, Shu Uemera and Yves Saint Laurent COSMETICS,PERFUME AND SKINCARE - ALL FREE COURTESY OF SINGAPORE AIRLINES!

waaahhhh.. I thought that I would only be using Dior and that kinda stuff when Im like.. 50+ years old, and rich and retired and ...yadda yadda yadda...Im turning into a 18 year old tai tai (auntie) lol. But hey, at least I have the assurance of good skin when Im.. er.. more progressed in life hahaha.

You all hate me now huh.

Anyways, I was looking at phones the the Sony Gallery at Orchard Road and look what I found!!!

I thought there was only the green and black version but theres actually 4 colour combis!!
Compatibility problems aside when it comes to aussie and Sg networks, Im considering buying this to bring back and use on prepaid cos the outright price isnt bad. - like $300+

Its very sweet right?! Hehe - I be the only one in Perth with a pink model :D unless some smart-arse chinese uni student from SG turns up with the same phone, but chances of that happening are pretty slim.

But I have to test out my aust. sim card on it first to see if it works, or else its going to be a watse of money.

More elaboration when I get back to Perth and share the story/stories (:
Im like currently stealing some random neighbours wireless net so fingers crossed I dont get caught.. cos its illegal *gasp*

PS: I have free wireless net subscription at Macdonalds now tehehe.~ more excuses to go macdiddies, and enjoy aircon :D

PPSS: So what uni offers did everyone get??

PPPSSS: I got an offer from Curtin for Design :D Reena is happy ^^

10 more hours till...

2008-01-07T15:50:00.000+09:00

... I get on an aeroplane and fly back to Singapore!

Just to recap everything, I will be landing Tuesday (tomorrow, for all you out there who have lost track of time) morning at around 6am and as per requested, please do not come to the airport to see me arrive, I appreciate the though, esp those who did so last July. (: But I can't stay more than 5 minutes so its better you not waste your time travelling to airport and back, especially since I heard public transport/taxis are charging exhorbitant rates now!

I will be hanging around to pretty much terrorise you all till about 10 February, whereby I will get onboard another aeroplane and fly back to Perth ^^ to start new life, new uni and new me (:

So, to summarise! I am going to be staying in Singapore for a month (!!!) and while at the moment I don't know my contact details for the next 4 weeks (will be getting a prepaid card for phone so stay tuned on that).

I will be residing at my Braddell apartment so for all you who are afraid that Im too far, well, Im smack bang in the middle, so you can't complain haha. anyway, from Braddell to ANYWHERE in Singapore is less than an hours train/bus ride away, so no sweats ^^ Though I have a big urge to bring my car back with me so I can drive hahahaha.!

Anyways, when I get my handphone up and running, ezlink card topped up, and homebase matters sorted out, I'll sms all my ~~favourite~~ friends (YES YOU) with my contact details so just watch your hp inbox ok. (: unless you sommmmmehow manage to piss me off within the next 24-48 hours and then I wont sms u cos I dont wanna see your face :P haha jokes jokes *sticks tongue out*

As of today tuesday and wednesday is booked out by family and who else but Nick and Aly!

Other plans are as follows, in no particular order or confirmed, but its on the cards...

1) Meeting Regina
2) MOS/Zouk-ing with primary school classmates
3) Ladies night out with above mentioned classmates
4) retail therapy
5) Researching/buying a Mac Book Pro . - Long story. and NO ITS NOT ALL TO YOUR CREDIT DANIEL! :P
6) and thats pretty much it for now. =D

oh and... meeting up whoever who wants to see my face =D

I doubt I will be on MSN much, but if you arent in Singapore ie you are in Australia.. or New Zealand/Japan/Malaysia for SOME PEOPLE! and you need to contact me, then please feel free to resort to email and I will check as often as possible.

Or else, check www.reenybob.blogspot.com for any updates (:

PHEW! thats alot of stuff to blurt out.!

If I missed out anything then sorry, but as I said, problem = email me. :D

Ok, off to pack my bags and nap nap. See you all tomorrow! woot woot.

xoxoxo.

A Random Middle of the Night Blog Entry

2008-01-06T05:00:00.000+09:00

OMG, I got up at like 1am after snoozing the past 5 hours or so and like, went to the bathroom to check my reflection there (our house has no furniture atm, including my dressing table + mirror, cos my daddys company took it all back after we got PR)

I FEEL SO WIERD AND EMO WITHOUT MY DRESSING TABLE MIRROR!!!!

IT WAS MY BEST FRIEND. until Aimi came back =D

I think theres something wrong with me, I got more upset when they took my mirror away than the time when Aimi disappeared off to Japanland =// worrying indeed.

Ok, so I was saying I went to check my reflection in the bathroo mirror and I put my hands on my hips and iI was like.. touching myself... I mean! NOT THAT BUT LIke checking out my figure and my if-its-still-there flab, and i put my hands on my back of the ribs AND OMG I FREAKED OUT I can feel like my individual ribs??!!! I can feel the ripple pattern on the back and OMG I FEEL EWWW!

My tummy is hoarding a huge fat store such that I look preggers, but my back is like.. fatless!

Whatever happened to the principle of balance? 0_o

Ok scuse me, its 5am and Im doing random ranting. But I can feel my ribs! geez! Oh well.

I slept in a sleeping bag on the floor tonight while my family is packed off in a luxury hotel for free cos we dont have beds (till tuesday) and you know why I chose to stay?!

INTERNET. =D

I am such a geek. I will sleep on the floor than a soft fluffy bed in aircon in a funky hotel just so I can have 24 hour net connection. 0_0

Reena is wierd. XD

meh... just rambling ^^
Ok Im heading back to beds (:
toodlio-o!

Us And Scientology!

2008-01-05T19:30:00.000+09:00

Aimi arrived back in Perth 2 days ago after a looooong stint in Japan so she so kindly picked ME to hang out with first (so honoured lol) so we met up in the city and went for a lot of walking! My tummy at this point was grumbling madly so we dropped by Miss Maud for some food and random banter!

Pardon the many pics of me and few of Aimi, she doesnt like her picatures to be many. really, I put up a 50/50 share of our pics but it ended up otherwise.

I am not so self-obsessed ok!

the hair extensions look nice ^^

we look too perfect here haha sorry. overboard PS again!

CAMWHOREING ON MY PART :D

Take 1

Take 2

Me and a rather nice red building in the background
My head is as usual on a funny angle. Looks like it might roll off anytime teheheh!

Our reflection....

ANNNNDDD..... some attempts at being a model, hardly succeeded but I like the way the wind blows my hair!

Aimi wasnt too keen on photos of her so I camwhored myself hahahaha! Pardon me. XD

Anyways, after a light lunch, we kept walking along the more quieter alleyways and streets of the city and guess what we found!

THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY!

Just incase any of you have been living under a rock, Scientology is, as quoted from Wikipedia...

Scientology is a body of beliefs and related practices initially developed by L. Ron Hubbard in 1952 as a successor of his earlier self-help system, Dianetics. Hubbard later characterized Scientology as an "applied religious philosophy" and the basis for a new religion. Scientology encompasses a spiritual rehabilitation philosophy and techniques, and covers topics such as morals, ethics, detoxification, education and management. The practice and promotion of the Scientology belief system is organised via the Church of Scientology, of which the first was founded in the year 1953.

It is also more commonly known as the religious faiths of Hollywood celebrities John Travolta, Ton Cruise, Katie Holmes and James Packer.

Ok, so its a unfamiliar thing to most of us, but never hurt to try right? People fear these things because they are unfamiliar with it. Just like how people fear Islam, its because they assume and get lead by whatever the media throws at the and thus they dont truly understand what its all about and of course, they fear it ,... they think its cult like, or they think every muslim is about to blow their brains out. So to solve the problem, we all give everyone a fair go yes? :D

Ok some bits of Scientology I think are abit strange, like how Katie Holmes was told to be silent while giving birth to Suri. I mean, ok Ive never given borth obviously, but seriously, to remain silent is just cruel. Why don't the Scientologist males go try peeing an orange. If they can keep quiet while doing that, then I'll happily volunteer to shut my mouth with masking tape when and if I ever in the future give birth. Yup, you heard it right here on reenybob.blogspot.com =D

Anyways, maybe Scientology isnt as wierd as it looks to be ^^

So we saw they were offering free stress tests! I thought it would be an interesting insight to perhaps the worlds most controversial religion. Plus, its free. Who cannot resist a freebie?!

The guy introduced us to the little machine sitting beside him, it was a Stress Meter. What you do is hold the two metal cylinders as shown and as we answer qs from him, the meter will flicker. Ok, sounds relatively simple.

Aimi only took one pic of me lol. But anyways, thats not the intereting thing. The man asked me all kindsa questions from are there any problems in my school life, family life.. etc etc.

I said no to all of them, and apparently, Im registering a very low stress reading! HAH. im not surprised, its the holidays! stress what? :D

Then he started asking me something to do with boys (!!) and the indicator flicked heaps high! Ok, so apparently I have stress.. from guys =o=

Stupid beings from Mars.....

hahahah jokes jokes.! Im not so mean. But yeah ahahahah! apparently the biggest stress in my life is from the opposite sex!

He asked what is it about men that stresses me and I replied well, they don't UNDERSTAND ME! haha. He reckons its normal and that males and female will get pissed at each other.. (ok trying to recall what he said) and it takes some communication practise and lotsa understanding..etc etc yadda yadda yadda.. He sounds like a relationship psychiatrist.

So next was Aimi's turn. I wasnt really paying attention to their convo but it was along the same lines. I was too busy snapping picatures ^^

thats the stress-o-meter

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ok, finishing off that Scientology experience, the guy was really nice and the whole thing didnt seem too wierd, felt really normal, I came back with my sanity intact so it can't be too bad. He did talk about peace and harmony in relation to stress, and it kinda all made sense, sound kinda like the stuff you would hear from a counsellors mouth.

I would says Scientology this far, isnt as scary as the media makes it out to be. But who knows :D

I say it was an enlightening experience. at least I walked away knowing my biggest problem-causes in my life teheheheh :P *sticks tongue out cheekily at all the males reading this*

Jokes jokes!
It was pretty awesome seeing Aimi for the first time since last May, I reckon she still looks the same lol.
We had a great catch up on everything us-related and well, life goes on from here I suppose (:

annnndd, to end off, a typical nice self-obsessed picature of me in the Esprit store =D

Lucky In 2008 aye?

2008-01-03T08:40:00.000+09:00

Original link here
THIS IS FREAKIN FUNNY!

Hawker’s helper seeking used panties for luck

A HAWKER’S helper in Singapore, known only as Hong, was reported to be willing to fork out RM690 to buy a pair of worn and unwashed panties in the hope that it would change his luck.
China Press reported Hong calling the press, asking where to buy the panties, after reading a report of a student, 18, in Singapore selling worn, unwashed panties and bras online.
Hong said his friend had won RM230,000 in a lottery after putting such panties on his head six years ago. The friend spent RM460 (SGD$345 or AUD$242) to buy the panties.

RM690?! Geez dude, I'll sell you not one, not two but ALL OF MINE for that amount, maybe even less.

Multiple luck I say.

Happiness is in Togetherness... and in Guys.

2008-01-03T08:15:00.000+09:00

AIMI IS COMING BACK TO PERTH LIKE LIKE TOMORROW!!!!!!!!

OMG IM HOPPING EXCITED!

I havent seen her ever since she left for Japan last May and its going to uberliciously fantasmical!
And I get to see her on SAAAAAAATURDAY! Reena is happy! Not to mention flying off to Singapore on Tuesday night and staying in the land of good good food and good good shopping and good good nightlife for a whoooleeeee freakin month.

Ok, now I sound like a lesbian =o=

Rest assured boys, Reena is not, and she is still on the prowl for her Prince Charming. (You can apply, however, by sending in a resume of yourself to reenybobs@gmail.com, title it 'Prince Charming' and the most amusing and witty one will,... I'll see bout that if I get any in the first place haha) Aw, even if you arent interested, just send me one and make me laugh ^^

Hm.. talking about potential guy action, I just realised that Ive never gotten much guy attention in my life, lol.
Something wrong with me? ~~I think Im too pretty.~~ I don't know.

What do I like in a guy you ask?

Lets see, well at last revision some years ago, the list went something long the lines of....

Big fat financials
Orlando Bloom look-a-like
100% anti cheater
Taller than me by at least 5cm
Older than me
Drives a Mercedes-Benz
SENSE OF HUMOUR
BIG ARSE HOUSE
Highly intelligent
Virgin (I have an issue on my mind about this topic but I'll do a blog entry bout this laters)
Killer smile and eyes. But if you are Bloomy, then thats already accomplished.

*salivates on the keyboard*

Ok, I now, that list sounds somewhat horrible and mega shallow lol. But I was a dreamy young thing then, so excuse me.

I think as of today, the list looks more like...

~~Big fat financials~~
~~Orlando Bloom look-a-like~~
100% anti cheater
Taller than me by at least 5cm
Older than me
~~Drives a Mercedes-Benz~~
SENSE OF HUMOUR
~~BIG ARSE HOUSE~~
~~Highly~~ intelligent
Virgin (I have an issue on my mind about this topic but I'll do a blog entry bout this laters)
Killer smile. But if you are Bloomy, then thats alr accomplished.

*does abit more furious scribbling/crossing out/adding stuff to the list here and there*

*pause*

*pouts*

*scrunches up paper*

*throws it in the bin*

AIYAH. All I want is someone who appreciates a good sense of humour, a good set of morals and LOVES ME FOR WHO I BLOODY AM!

IS THAT ALOT TO ASK???!!!

*crawls under the bed sheets and hides*

The Male Species

2008-01-02T05:50:00.000+09:00

Shit happens

If you know, good

If you don't know, then you don't need to know (:

Alien Fruit

2007-12-31T02:10:00.000+09:00

Otherwise known as 'Banana' to common folks like you and me.

Just a nice amusing picture to start the new year with a smile on your face (:

2007/2008 Reflections and Goals

2007-12-31T00:40:00.000+09:00

The year has finally come to an end. And what a year it has been! I suppose this has been one of the most exciting years for a while for me, and with 2008 and a totally new direction for me (PR and uni!) heres 18 things I achieved/didnt want to achieve but still did anyway! this year.

In 2007, I.....

1) Attempted part time work for the first time and got wrongly accused of flirting with collegue!
2) Bought my very first big ticket purchase w own moolah - Pink Sony Cybershot.
3) Attempted my first big exam - TEE
4) Passed TEE lol. (76.7)
5) Got my driving license
6) ....and did not get into any accidents.
7) Failed an assignment in English, for the very first time in my life lol
8) Bought, wore and published myself in a BIKINI!
9) Visited Canberra
10) Visited Sydney
11) Visited Adelaide
12) Attempted to enter a club, and got kicked out for no reason lol!
13) well.. 9450/10 000 score for Singstar counts too, right?
14) Put on alot of weight
15) Swam in the pouring thundery rain at the beach (dont attempt this kids. You might d*e)
16) Became somewhat dumber
17) Made more friends
18) TURNED LEGAL (:

2007 also saw the year of Aimi heading off to Japan and leaving me a pathetic loner in Perth =_= but that seperation really did test us, what with little titsy beetch feets over a certain H guy, everything still turned out well and she coming back in 4 days!!!!!!! =DD *happy face*

Also, I met alot of new and fantasmical people outside of my normal social circle, namely Samuel who showed me what a friggin small small world we live in!, awesome friends like Myspace-ers : Grammybob and Daniel, who reassured me that the net is not full of paedophiliacs, and got me evolving into a Mac Evangelist, respectively =D and of course, 2007 saw me spend too much time with M-Dogg and met her other partner-in-crime Mindie (: Spa-ing never got so camwhorish hahaha.. and and... the big gang of Aussie MYG! my heroossss!

Ah nice nice times yup. XD So heres a big thank you to everyone who in some way made my year smashing (:

In less than 24 hours, 2008 and an entirely new life for me will herald in the new year. What with getting Permanent Residency and (hopefully) a uni offer, 2008 wil be spent as my first permanent year in aussieland and us finally settling down on non-borrowed furniture and no prospect of having to keep moving between countries.

Theres so many thing I can do now after getting PR. I can get a new phone plan, I can get a job, and save money to travel, I can have concrete plans and actually execute them without the fear of moving AGAIN and thus plans down the drain. Its definitely a new life, just being settled and not continent-hopping half my life away.

2008 will also be my last year as a teenager *gasp* I can't believe Im getting so old, so fast! so, as to set a good start for 2008, heres 19 things I want to achieve in the coming new year...

In 2008, I will....

1) Eat something I would never eat
2) Buy my very own MacBook Pro =D I wish I could say Ipod Touch too, but Ive no reason to buy one lol.
3) Save and visit for a trip to NZ or Melbourne
4) Get into A.W.A.R.D.S School (Advertising School)
5) Get a solid part time job(s)
6) do at least 30min execise everyday
7) Lose 10kg
8) Grow up lol
9) Be nice.
10) Attempt clubbing AGAIN
11) Drive less, and move drumsticks more than they are moving now
12) Sleep less
13) Avoid Procrastination
14) Be more God-centered and less of a idiot noob.
15) Reduce my carbon footprint - less use of hair equipment
16) Stop being lazy and doing the bare minimum of work
17) Put TOSN into more practise hahahaha.
18) Find a boyfriend? HAHAHAHAAH - ok, its optional, but interested parties can apply now (:
19) turn 19 and enjoy life to the max!

So yeah there goes my somewhat list of goals and what nots, Obviously Im not going to stick to some of them, but its good to put things down in black and white (OR in my blog case, black and pink lol) so yeah.

Bye bye 2007! It was a great year. (:

What has everyone else done in 2007 and wants to do in 2008?

Andy is 19!

2007-12-30T06:00:00.000+09:00

My best male friend
My male confidante
The one who makes me happy when I'm sad/pissed/poofed
My I-can-take-anything-reena-throws-at-me friend haha!

Have a awesome day, relish your last year as a teenager (:

From the crazy Reenybob

PS: wahahahaaa! you're old! =D

*giggles*

Drool-worthy Mac Book Pros and Such

2007-12-30T03:39:00.000+09:00

All Daniels fault for introducing the world of Apple (esp MBP's) to me... _-_

Ok jokes jokes =D

Knowing me and my fanatiscism for good looking gadgets since I was a tiny tot, and tech stuff too, I literally drooled over these snazzy Mac Book Pros I found on the net! *wipes drool off face*

As it is, I already swear by my ipod nano of over a year and slowly growing to love Apples products as the day goes by. I used to not really delve into the Apple world, having been brought up on Windows. but now that Im going to start a design course in uni, and having read god knows how many reviews on mac products, and heard streams of mac-talk pertaining to mac books being better for design, Im reconsidering making my mac upgrade earlier than I was thinking of. (was thinking upgrading, when I start my major in second year when Im solidly sure Im doing Creative Advertising)

Apple is another techo sucker, like Sony. Sony sucked me in with their awesome sleek cameras, I always loved Ipods, now Apple is giving me more reasons to ditch Windows, and take on their other products 0_0

sigh.
This is what happens when you love pretty things THAT ACTUALY PERFORM too much. Sucks ones wallets dry.

The main thing holding me back is that I just got my laptop in July 2007, seriously recent, and well, do I have a valid enough excuse to upgrade? I know Curtin Uni utilises Macs for design, and having a macbook would make life much easier in terms of not having to switch between operating systems at campus and home. AUD$3300+ is no spare-change-from-under-my-bed amount, so Im thinking really seriously about this, and definitely not because of materialistic or keeping-up-with-the-Jone's reasons. The parentals even offered me the upgrade after a long discussion with a techie cousin. I admit I love the aethetics of Apple products but never switched because I couldn't be stuffed learning new OS and to be honest, I was a Windows loyal....hmmm......

For now, its just more research and analysing my needs.... and perving on glamour-puss models of MBP (:

TOO EFFING BEAUTIFUL! I like this engraved one lots! If I got a MBP, I would etch my face on it!

ok, kidding .

OMG REAL GOLD AND DIAMONDS OK!
I would need a bodyguard to follow me everywhere.
*drooooooool*

I put this up just cos its pink. Personally, I find the pink one real ugly haha, but interesting nontheless (:

How? any macbookists out there care to share some tips? Or anyone with advice?
I will feel seriously guilty if I upgraded laptops so soon.- thats the big factor holding me back at the mo.
The more I perve on the piccies, the more I want one hahaha.

*head in hands*

Boost and More

2007-12-29T05:00:00.000+09:00

OMG I just realised Im wearing the same top as the one I wore to M-Doggs Kulcha Birthday dinner lol!
Pardon my wardrobe 'malfunction' =D

Mans, holidays are getting so monotone, if its not sleeping, its eating, if its not eating, its shopping, and if its not shopping, its one of the above once again haha!

Alright, today I hit the post Christmas sales with M-Dogg! OMG YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY FANTASTIC THE SALES ARE??!!!

Everything is like 70++% off! and its even on stuff that just hit the shelves! Where in this world can I get $9 skirts and tops that are new stock and RRP$30's and $40's!? Favourite store of all time is Valleygirl, stuff so pretty and good quality, I can find literally ANYTHING I NEED FOR ANY OCCASION THERE!, and the prices are so low, I don't know how they profit! Hell but I know that everyone shops there and they have never ending selection in store! =D

Im going later to the city for another round of clothes shopping, my excuse being that as a arts uni student next year, or a uni student for the matter, I need to be physically expressive.

*cough*
well, until I get sick of dressing up, and me being Reena, thats not going to be happening too soon ^^

You know me, Im the sort who will sacrifice 1 hour of sleep .................. just to dress up (:

Ok, in most cases haha.

OH OH!
You kow whats cute?
Me and M-Dogg wore the same black short shorts today!!

Incase you don't know what short shorts are, or you are a guy and like girls,you think it is a complicated piece of apparel, its basically exactly what they are called.. very short shorts (: started showing my legs to the entire world today after goodness knows how long, and I suddenly became very aware of how pale they were. SUN TAN AND BEACH HERE I COME!

I came home today with a nice pretty black summery skirt and Revlon foundation ($35+ish down to $20!) as well as my star buy of the day............

MY OWN BOOST JUICE THERMO MUG!
(hell yeah I do have nice skin lately, even if jawline slightly tweaked with you-know-what!....0_0)
I tell you, getting one of these is the epitome of Boost fanaticism! I always get a gimungous Boost everytime I see a Boost outlet and I figured I might as well get one of their funky green mugs to show my love for them, and also because styrofoam cups every time is bad for the environment, so Im going to bring my Boostie (yeah I named my mug) out with me everytime and if I see a Boost joint, I'll hand my mug over so they can cut the styrofoam waste. Arent I so considerate. (:

Got me TER results as you all can see, I did fairly ok, nothing flash, but it gets me into the design course at Curtin no probs. Can't wait for january, letter of offer comes!

NUURRHHH! Today they announced that theres a free shuttle bus to Curtin Uni next year between the campus and Canning train station! YAY! that means I can take the train instead of driving (when im feeling lazy) AND! stop by on the way in the city to get a Boost Juice ^^ (that outlet opens at 7am. FANTASTIC!)

People bring coffee, I bring Juice! (: technically not juice cos they put sorbet and icecream in too, but who cares! YUM stuff.

5am.
*yawn*
Geebus, I started out this entry intending to write 3 lines at most, ended up writing so much.
Reena is amazing.

Off to recharge.

Singapore Has the Funniest Laws

2007-12-27T04:30:00.000+09:00

People all over the world have all kinds of wierd views on Singapore.

Our dear neighbours in Malaysia think we are a bunch of recycled-urine drinkers (NEWater - reverse osmosis water)

The western world thinks we are super clean freaks and anti-bubblegummists (Bubblegum/chewing gum is banned)

and god knows what else the world thinks. At least we're arent known as dumb and ignorant like *cough*america*cough*

You didn't hear that from reenybob.blogspot.com.

I always thought the most hilarious law that the Singapore government could possibly come up with was this one that banned oral sex, regardless in private or public. I mean how useless is that law, its not like, to quote Alyssa "they put a flashing signboard outside their room"

Hearing from a law student is truly fascinating and funny. Like Aly was sharing with me this night, in one case, a couple were going to have sex, but the foreplay sucked (no pun intended here), and the guy didnt want to continue to go further and have proper intercourse, so what does the girl do?

She sues him good.!
and then he ends up in jail!

IS THAT DAMN FUNNY OR WHAT?!

Can you imagine a conversation between the woman and her friend say, in a coffee shop, after the husband is jailed........

Woman Friend : So why did you go sue your hubby? Bit mean don't you think?

Wife : Cos he sucked... literally.... _-_

So dramatic hehehe!

and you know why the wife can sue the husband? Because according to whatever law, not continuing to intercourse, is 'against the law of nature'

So why is it that Singapore has a birthrate problem? *shrug*

Whoever makes up the laws seriously needs a life, really.
A sex life. Yup XD

Whatever happend to this law being against the law of human rights that a person can have the 'freedom of choice?' Doesnt that make sense too?

*shrug*

AHHH. Singapore government, I love your sense of humour lah. Which government can think up laws like these?! =D

PS: another law is that 'no reasonable man can rape an animal'
HAHAHAAH alright guys, whos been raping their pet cockatoo???!!!

PPSS: it was effing 44 degree heat today! My dad went to open my car door and the door handle was like... so affected by the heat that it had dried up and when he went to open it, it cracked and dropped off! Aside from the fact that I will have a handle-less door for a while till it gets fixed, THIS IS DAMN FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHA MY DOOR HANDLE FELL OFF! Im so amused. XD!

My Biggest Fear

2007-12-26T04:25:00.000+09:00

I would have put up a photo of this fear of mine, but I will have nightmares if I do (and so will many of you), and I will also lose my sanity, so no photo of said fear. Period

I saw one of these on the hallway outside my room yesterday night as I was going about my nightly lavatory business and IT TOOK ALL MY STORED FATS NOT TO SCREAM AND WAKE THE ENTIRE NEIGHBOURHOOD. I gingely went to find some insecticide but my mom doesnt use insecticide, but instead traps. So I found some TWO bottles of extra strong spray bleach, took aim, AND HIT THE TRIGGERS HARD! the offending target ~~dyed~~ died in 2 seconds. MWAHAHAHAHAH. and down the toilet bowl it went. *dusts off hands*

I swear these things like to scare me, and they know I am scared shitless of them. They put one of their kind out in my path, or in unexpected places and when they see my reaction, a bunch of them hiding in one corner watching me will laugh their heads off

"HAHAHAHHAA DID YOU SEE REENA'S FACE WHEN SHE SAW HIM?! HAHAHAHAAHA"

Earlier this year, I was in the shower and I turned round to wash the back and I come face to face with a HUGE member of said fear sitting quaintly on the shower curtain! I SCREAMED LIKE HELL OK! the pervert thing... *growls*

What am I talking about? Scroll down... slowly.

A COCKROACH

I am so freakin scared of these, I can even confidantly announce on my blog for all to see, that I would anyday, rather get raped, than touch a cockroach... not figuratively....

LITERALLY. 0_0

serious.
dead f***ing serious.

M-Dogg's 17th Birthday - Part 2

2007-12-25T02:10:00.000+09:00

MAY ALL REJOICE IN THIS FESTIVE SEASON! THE LONG AWAITED POST THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO PERVE ON IS FINALLY UP!

WARNING: 33 PICTURES AHEAD. MAY BUST YOUR BANDWIDTH. AND YOUR EYESIGHT...maybe tehehe!.

You people better be grateful hahaha, I spent 4 hours Photoshopping this so it doesnt spoil your eyes, and putting useless captions and speech bubbles to lighten up your day hahaha!. Rest assured I didnt go overboard with the nip and tucking, and all three of us sexy subjects, still look 98% like real life, YES INCLUDING ME, actually, I just picked out good pics that I didnt need to photoshop much, cos, I already have a pretty toned set of abs HAHAHAHA.

Serious. I do.
Dont believe, I'll show you in real life one day *sticks out tongue*Anyways!

Camwhoreing in the bathroom before heading out. Mind you this is nearing 11+pm and we are spa-ing!, the outside weather is cool and breezy!

M-DOGGS WONDERFUL HOME BACKYARD SPA!

Beautiful colourful underwater lights and 39/40 degree water! *makes note to buy myself a spa one day*

OMG THE NEXT PHOTO! I HAD SO MUCH FUN PHOTOSHOPPING THIS ONE! I WAS LAUGHING WAY TOO MUCH AFTER FINISHING IT OFF SERIOUSLY. M-DOGG ASKED ME TO PHOTOSHOP A (hot) GUY IN THE SPA NEXT TO HER SO......

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA!!This is going to be my desktop wallpaper now mwahahaha!

Blurred out my face cos I look retard here hahaha.
When I was sitting in the lie-down seat, Someone pressed a button on the control panel, and a shot of water went up my ass!!! OUCH.

this
is
way
freakin
scary

and no, the legs were not photoshopped like that. Its 100% real pretzel M-Dogg!

Some in-spa action aye.....!

Post spa (:

she blocking me!!! GRRR!

Late night dramas

movie re-enactments haha

No, its not edible darling.

clearly my face aint that flawless hahha

AFTER SPA BUMMING AROUND

NEXT MORNING WE PLAYED SINGSTAR AND EYETOY ON PS2!

thats M-doggs little sister at it.
That little girl seriously, for a 6 year old, is way too smart.

M-dogg told me that she once saw her dads boss's doodle, at a party once (its true btw) and Im like..
"so you did see a doodle?" - to her lil sister.
She told me that not called a doodle, but 'PENIS' actually, in a matter-of-fact tone =o=

Im a human biology student
I feel so ashamed.
A 6 year old is telling me off for using wrong terminology

*hides*

WE SANG SO LOUD, THE NEIGHBOURS WINDOWS PROBABLY CRACKED.

singing karaoke is not real karaoke unless you have the body language.

look at me! HHHAHAHAA. Im really getting into it 0_0

anddd.... a nice sweet pic to finish off!
and that concludes my overnight stay at M-Doggs house, with Mindie over as well.
Had a blastedly good girly time and totally drained all my energy!
Thanks M-Dogg!

*eyes the spa again and drools*

~*MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!*~

12 Days of Christmas - Indian Style!

2007-12-23T23:59:00.000+09:00

FREAKIN CUTE AND FUNNY!
Indian accent can be so sexy mans =D

...and a totally insufficient dowry! HAHHAHAHAHAH.!
Now where is the chinese one! I wanna see!

New Age Technology

2007-12-23T02:00:00.000+09:00

Three women, two younger and one older, were sitting nekkid in sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping noise. The first younger woman pressed her forearm and the beeping ceased.
The others look on questioningly.

"That was my pager, I have a microchip under my skin" explained the first young woman.

A few minutes later a phone rang. The second younger woman then proceeded to talk into the palm of her hand. When she finished, she expained that it was her micro-chip mobile phone.

The old woman, at this stage, felt really low-tech. But not to be outdone, she decided to do something really impressive too. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

She finally returned with a piece of toilet paper coming out of her rear end. The other 2 women raised their eyebrows and stared , to which the old woman responded...

"Well would you look at that, IM GETTING A FAX!"

Old women are sexy yup. =o=

Joke courtesy of Graham Hall - via email. Thanks much dude!

M-Dogg's 17th Birthday - Part 1

2007-12-21T17:00:00.000+09:00

KULCHA DINNER

FINALLY!

Seriously, had to correct so many red eyes in the pics! I swear I am sick of Photoshop, for now tehehe!

Anyways!
On the evening of the 19th of December 2007, me, M-dogg, and Mindie (WOW ALL START WITH M!) popped down to Kulcha Cafe (otherwise known as my old workplace) for her birthday dinner thingybob.

Kulcha Cafe - Joondalup

The place was booked for about 16 people, some didnt turn up, some turned up but didnt eat...yadda yada yadda, The table was not ready when we arrived so we waited for the others to turn up while doing some general picature snapping. =D

BIRTHDAY GIRL!

M-Dogg and Mindie

Looking down our table.

Shes telling me she wants TWO photos.. I think :D

See the girl on the left? Sarah! (or is it Sara?) WE USED TO BE IN THE SAME CLASS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL!!!!!! SMALL WORLD!

me and the star of the evening.
Oh I have a dimple!

Since I quit in July, the drinks menu changed and other than all the usuals, a range of new cocktails were added! INTERESTING.... names...... though lol.

There were really strange names like 'Chastity Belt', 'Screaming Orgasm' and goodness knows what else lol!
We cracked up plenty over the very creative names and well, obviously made a few jokes over it.....

Mindie:

See, if I was the waiter and someone asked for a screaming orgasm, I'ld be like *deep voice* "yeah sure baby, meet me at the back of the kitchen in a bits *wink!!"

LOL!

CAMWHOREING WHILE WAITING FOR FOOD!

my curls fell out lol. Oh well.
Me and Mindie had curly hair, but when we were waiting outside, the wind blew like mad and they all straightened out. Next time I am just going to go the poker-straight route. Curls are such a bother.!

YAY!

$70

FOOD ARRIVES!

Spare Ribs In Plum Sauce!
This stuff is sickly sweet yet serious heaven on the tastebuds.

One of my favs definitely.

Prawn Phad Thai.
Thin rice noodles cooked in fish sauce and vegies.. and prawns! THIS IS MY ULTIMATE FAVS FROM KULCHA.!

Love love love!

ANNNNDDDD.. not to mention, the humble fried rice (:
Good space filler it is!

HAPPINESS!

End of the night aww

And...... back to my Little Pink Car for the drive home. YUP MY CAR!

I LOOK SO .. DRUNK. AND I DIDNT HAVE ANY ALCHOHOL!

CAMMING THEMSELVES WHILE IM TRYING TO NAVIGATE HOME IN THE DARK LOL!

If you look closer, you might be able to find gold bars in there.....

Probably the most shamelessly photoshopped pic of the evening lol! but a nice one nontheless to finish off hahaha.

Awesome night, awesome food, awesome people, and of course... AWESOME M-DOGG! =D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN M-DOGGIMINATOR!

Stay tuned for Part 2 - Back @ M-Dogg's place! and jumping into her backyard SPA AT LIKE 12AM!

TOSN

2007-12-20T22:35:00.000+09:00

Its all the rage.
Its the latest must-have.
You are sad if you don't have one

No its not a boyfriend.

(but you can use this elusive thing to find one, however)

Yup, Im talking about online social networking websites.
Those huge online networks of peoples profiles link to another profile which is in turned linked to another profile which is *gasps for breath* Ok, you get the point.

Social networks we are all too familiar with (dont try kid yourself that you dont).....networks like....

FRIENDSTER

BEBO

FACEBOOK

MYSPACE

ITS ALL OVER THE NET!

Do they actually work?
Do they actually help you expand your social network?
Perhaps for some, yes, but for most of us, it just ties us down infront of the computer screen even more and slowly we morph into chair potatos (coach potato.. chair potato... get it? Ok. Lame joke attempt). No wonder the obesity rate world wide is escalating, Its not Macdonalds, Its not Colonel KFC, WE'RE BLAMING THE WRONG PEOPLE!

Online social networking is the one at fault! *gasp*
Not only are people getting fat(ter), but also turning into giant sized hermit crabs. ~~Take me for example...~~
So what to do? How do we combat this horrible, terrible threat to humankind?

I have a solution.

Or well, Bam Creative - Perth do. =D

THE ORIGINAL SOCIAL NETWORK

or TOSN for short.

WAHAHHA! THE VIDEO ON THAT SITE IS GOLD. *cheesy grin*
Yeah, another web app. But trust me, this is the perfect place.

For true life happiness, click here =D

You can thank those guys who created TOSN laters. ^^

Im out.

Look Who's Been Sperminated!

2007-12-19T11:10:00.000+09:00

REENA

Bahaha.! Ok, JOKES JOKES. Im not. LAWL! But is that the most unflattering picture of me ever hahaha. I crack up everytime I look at it. =D

But anywaysssss! Who actually got sperminated?

*drumroll*

courtesy of perezhilton.com

JAMIE (EFFIN') LYNN SPEARS IS PREGGERS!

POP CHAMPANGE! BABY SHOWERRRRR!!!! =D

how bout no?

*mutters something disgusted under my breath*

Ok, I know I cannot judge, and I probably am one of those sickly virgins out there who would feel nauseated at pregnant teenagers and start flashing my preachy face to all who bother looking my way. But anyways, getting on.

The fact is, Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant to her live in non-celebrity boyfriend Casey Aldridge, who at 19, is 3 years her senior. HER LIVE IN BOYFRIEND LEH!

WHO THE FISH ALLOWS THEIR 16 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER TO LIVE WITH HER BOYFRIEND?
OR HAS AMERICAs adult age shifed from 21 to 16? WAY AHEAD OF THE REST OF THE WORLD?!

The couple met at a church.. get this. a church. and what with Jamie a well known name on kids channel Nickolodean, what will the kids think?! That their gorgeous idol is preggers at 16 and oh its perfectly fine. and normal, and well,, church, thats abit self explanatory.

16!

Thats illegal mans. Jamie is underaged! But surprisingly, theres no rape charges being pressed. pfft age of consent.....She wants to decide to keep bubbers when she looks like like the kinda who prolly cant decide wheather to have peanut butter or Jam on her morning toasts.

stupid whoreing celebritism again. JUST COS THEY ARE FAMOUS.

All this while I thought that Britney was the effed up child and Jamie would turn out better, like, you know, their mum would think OH MY, MUST BE A GOOD MOMMY TO JAMIE SO THAT SHE DONT TURN OUT LIKE BRITTERS.

But NO!

I reckon she should get Worst Ever Mommy of the Century Award. and I second, third, fourth and fifth that myself hahaha. NEH!

I reckon Jamie is worse than Britney, in this case though. Least Britney was married and 22 when she first started cranking up the mass production system. JAMIE IS UNMARRIED, UNDERAGED AND 16.

and to be honest, other than a cliche set of abs, Casey Aldridge has a horrible hairstyle, and he looks like that Wanker dude that I spoke to on Myspace not too long ago,which YOU all dont need to know about, cos hes a desperate friend seeking ****head.

Oh wow.
Somehow Britters seems so angelic in comparison.

Your thoughts?
(mans, I suddenly became so bitchy in this post no?)

Bhavals Beach Bash Part 2

2007-12-18T15:20:00.000+09:00

On the 17th of December 2007, a pack of over-hyper girls and ONE BOY (or so we think he is haha) packed off to Mullaloo Beach for a Christmas gathering organised by non other than our 'angry' friend Bhaval (: We all ~~brunged~~ brought food, lazed around and swang on swings as the weather kinda turned out abit stormy cloudy to actually go to the waters, AND IT WAS F*&^%$#@ cold too! Its like Summer and it feels like winter. We eventually just jumped into the beautiful aqua blue waters but as I mentioned in the previous post, by that time ater in the afternoon, my battery died. Therefore no bikini pics.

I caught Sarah taking pics of us frolicking in the water but I havent received pics, and I dont think I'll see them lol, or I might?. She prolly loaded them onto some soft core porno site for all we know *gasp*

Joking Sarah (:

Shivers.
PICATURES!
Photoshopped Extent Rating for this post is 10%. EXTREME REALNESS! No fake beauty here haha.

Oh and I realise not all the pics have reenybob.blogspot.com watermark thingymajig. I Photoshopped pics until I forgot to put it on some then I uploaded n realised. And I cant be stuffed taking them down to put a phrase on it so yeah, IMAGINE ITS THERE :D if it isnt.

Bhaval at her best

Kristie eating non edible football paraphenelia

This is one effing nice dip! Its got cashews, oil, vinegar.. capsicum., next pic has the ingredient list.
Guess what this dip is called?

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talk about stating the obvious =o=

Oh and and, look at the price/kg! $25 PER FREAKIN KILO!
For you Singaporeans, thats SGD$32.50 per kilo.
Crazy stuff mans. I was expecting gold flakes inside.

Poor Santa

Hazel wants to kiss you

food glorious food

"Supervisor"

HAZEL HAS A FLY ON HER FACE!!!!!

That thing jiggling infront of you looks mighty suggestive Hazel....

Lisa is smiling cos she just saw a passing towel-clad guy accidently drop his towel. *tehehe*

jokes jokes.!

Ok, and thus concludes this entry. Took me freakin 3 hours to put this entire entry together lol. If only people paid me to do this. XD

Once again, thanks muchly Bhaval for putting this whole day together ^^

Merry Early Xmas people!